Krishna and His Leela

The characters in this story, the situations...

are not fictitious.

Everything happened with me for real.

If you do spot any similarities...

do not worry.

You are not alone!

I'm Krishna.

I have a problem.

By problem, I don't mean something dramatic,

or a weird medical condition.

It's not that!

So, please don't make fun of me.

Shall we watch Ae Dil Hai Mushkil ?

Not today. I'm busy.

Let me know when you're free. I'll book the tickets.

I don't like watching movies.

Let us watch the movie you like.

I'm not in the mood to watch a movie!

But you've got time to spend with Mahesh.

We're working together.

Obviously, we will spend time together!

How can you not get it?

That's not what I meant!

Why can't you spend some time with me?

I'm spending all my free time with you.

I don't get any time for myself.

You went on a solo trip last week.

So?

When I was here, you kept pestering me to message you.

What's the point?

I'm just concerned for your safety, Satya!

Is that my fault?

I managed to stay safe without you around.

I know what other guys are like.

I have every right to inquire where you are!

You don't have any rights on me!

I got a job at Microsoft.

I will start in August.

Bengaluru isn't quite far, right?

We can have Skype calls

and I'll come down to see you every weekend.

Next year, I'll try to find a job in Bengaluru.

Distance won't be an issue.

I got the job two weeks ago.

Do you know what does this mean?

I don't feel the same way about you anymore.

Didn't you notice it?

Do you think everything's alright?

Something has changed.

You're seeing someone else, right?

I saw your scooter outside Foodex restaurant last night.

But you told me you were home.

I was there with Shruti!

Why did you lie to me?

It's because you would have dropped there as well.

I'll change for you, Satya!

Just the way you want me to be.

How will it anyway help me, Krishna?

You're torturing me, Satya!

Tell me the truth.

For a moment,

please think of all the good times we have had.

She called me aggressive!

She says that I'm emotionally unstable.

She never wants to see my face again!

Krishna, please open the door.

Please go home.

She's is new to this place.

Open the door, bro!

Dude, what are you doing inside?

Please don't say anything!

At least you can be happy.

Hi, Mom.

Let's have dinner in 15 minutes.

I'm not hungry.

Should I dump the food in the dustbin?

I cooked all your favorite dishes!

You shouldn't have eaten outside!

WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING ME IN SPITE OF BEING ONLINE?

Bro, don't cry!

Why are you doing this to yourself?

That's how women are.

She was dating many boys.

She's a bitch, bro.

I'm letting this go only because it's you.

She's an angel, bro.

What are you up to?

What do you want?

I felt like talking to you.

Shut the fuck up and tell me what's it about.

Why are people so weird?

You were fine yesterday. What happened?

It's all an illusion!

Okay, bro.

Take care of my mom and my sister.

This city is the main problem.

I was jobless in Vizag.

Running behind girls,

and getting dumped by them are our major interests.

We enjoy the heartbreak!

Me!

I felt like the greatest lover in the world!

If by any chance, it rains during that particular moment...

From now, avoid girls!

Get it?

Get it?

Get it?

GAYATRI VIDHYA PARISHAD ENGINEERING COLLEGE, VISAKHAPATNAM

The program is about to start.

What's your name?

Address me as "sir".

Say it again.

What's your name?

Why aren't you wearing a sari?

Are you too cool?

I don't know how to carry a sari.

But you're good at carrying a lunch box.

You never forget to do that.

Nonsense! That's too much!

Are you Telugu?

I am a Malayali.

But I speak Telugu!

How can a Malayali not know to wear a sari?

Our culture is fucked.

Do you have a boyfriend?

How many have you ditched?

Isn't that what women love doing?

Sing a song.

I want you to sing a song.

I can't live without you

Stop.

- Without you... -Stop it!

You can't drape a sari,

and you sing depressing songs.

What else do you know?

Any backlogs?

Why did you join college? Better get married.

-What do you think about him? -Hey!

Come on, tell me.

Sitting in the last row and ragging everyone...

does that make you look cool?

I believe you borrowed this suit from someone.

No way! His mom owns a boutique!

So?

You asked for it.

So, you know who I am!

Okay, fine!

I remember saying that I need to avoid girls.

She was different.

Do you understand what I mean?

That's why I already warned you.

Don't make fun of me!

Actually, I wanted to sing a Hindi song for you guys.

But I just met Radha.

She recently got transferred here.

Satya! Satya!

Oh doll

When I look at you

I forget to blink my eyes

But you know

I can't stop dreaming about you

Dude!

Isn't Radha cute?

She's a Malayali who speaks Telugu.

I think she is my destiny.

I think you're a dumb ass!

You need to date a Malayali once.

You'll learn your lesson.

I doubt he will ever learn a lesson.

Why did you scream Satya's name when I was on the stage?

What did you want me to do?

Why are you blushing?

-Do you like her? -Yeah.

-Is it love? -Yes.

At least he's finally out of the sad phase.

I made up my mind.

I hope that the next girl I meet is not like Satya.

You have to move on in life.

How long will I be with these idiots?

Cheers to you.

Hey!

What is it?

Are we friends?

We can be.

Come on!

I don't speak to disrespectful jerks.

I was drunk that day.

So what?

Is that how you speak to your mother as well?

Why are you still here?

Do you have any pending work to do?

What?

You don't need to be so rude.

I got no backlogs.

Then?

What for?

Actually, I'm not disrespectful towards women.

I don't have a father.

Oh.

He is not dead.