Suits

Gerald Tate's here. He wants to know what's happening to his deal.

Go get Harvey.

Trust me. I can handle Gerald Tate.

I'm sorry. You say the bet's to me?

Harvey, when are you going to leave Pearson and work for a man?

I'll leave Jessica anytime you want.

You just have to formally ask.

Then, after that,

why don't you formally ask Santa Claus to bring you a pony

because I'm not leaving Jessica.

Icheck.

Raise. 5,000.

I'm all in.

You can pay me later. I've got to go.

Gentlemen.

Gerald: I'm paying you millions.

And you're telling me I'm going to get screwed?

Jessica, have I come at a bad time?

Gerald, this is Harvey specter.

He's our best closer.

Well, if you're the best closer,

where the hell have you been for the last three hours?

Well, Gerald, I specialize in troubled situations,

and when I left here at 7:00 pm.

This deal wasn't in jeopardy.

So, I'm just trying to figure out what happened in the interim.

We keep offering more money. They keep rejecting it.

It's last-minute bad faith bullshit.

It says here that Cooper won't be staying on as honorary vice president.

That's right. I don't want him around.

He wouldn't be around. It's an honorary position.

I don't give a shit.

Well, I think you do, because that's what's changed since I left,

which means it's you who's been dealing in bad faith.

Well, now that you've got a grasp on what's happened in the goddamn interim,

what are you going to do about it?

Because he's not getting that title.

Well, let me make sure I understand this, okay?

We negotiated a deal that gave you everything you wanted.

Mr. Cooper signed it.

And now, you won't close

until we take away the last shred of his dignity?

Bingo.

Well, that's not going to happen.

And why the hell not?

Because I like Mr. Cooper

and my firm doesn't operate in bad faith.

Oh, I see how it is.

Instead of working Cooper, you're working me.

Well, why don't you take your pansy attitude back in there

and make him sign my deal?

Or I'll pay someone else your money to do it for me.

Harvey: First of all, Gerald,

if you think anyone is going to touch this deal

after your bad faith, you're mistaken.

Second, the way our agreement works

is the minute Cooper signed the deal

which gave you everything you wanted,

our fee was due and payable.

Which is why, at 7:30,

I received confirmation of a wire transfer

from escrow indicating payment in full.

So, I'd say the ball's in your court,

but the truth is, your balls are in my fist.

Now, I apologize if that image is too pansy for you,

but I'm comfortable enough with my manhood

to put it out there.

Now, get your ass in there and close the goddamn deal.

You let him talk to me like this?

Harvey speaks for the firm.

We got paid before Gerald signed the deal?

What are you talking about? This is a memo about some fire drill on Tuesday.

- Ah. - You're the blue team captain.

You get to wear a fire hat.

Time's up. Pencils down.

Excuse me. Do I know you from somewhere?

I don't think so. I have a pretty good memory for faces.

Uh-huh.

So do I.

Girl: Oops. Sorry.

I've got it.

Hey. Hey! Stop!

You in the cap.

Hey. Get back here.

Come on, man.

What did you get me?

What I said I was going to get you. A 158.

I told you I wanted a 175.

And I told you only one out of 100 people can score that.

You're a b-student. You got a 1,000 on your sats.

If I get you a 175, they'll know you cheated.

So, only a genius loser can get a 175?

Actually, no. I would get a 180.

Now, can I have my money, please?

Whoa. This is only half.

Then why don't you go call the police?

I've got to get my shit together.

This is the best cheeseburger I've had in my life.

It's from Monday, Trevor.

Look, man, I'm serious. I almost got caught today.

I've got to stop getting stoned.

I've got to get my act together.

Dude, look at me.

You can burn bud and still be a success.

You sell pot for a living.

It still saps the motivation.

All I'm saying is, you want in, you are in.

You know, that is word for word your offer

before I got caught cheating on your math test in the third grade.

- Goddamn memory. - Stop.

Look, no one's going to suspect you're a dealer.

I mean, look at me.

This is a $2,000 suit, Mike.

I've got, like, 12 of them.

I take on real software projects. I have clients

who bring me briefcases filled with cash,

and I hand them identical briefcases with vacuum-sealed bud.

I'm telling you, man. Hide in plain sight.

What do you need me for?

Well, I have a client coming in from out of town

and I can't meet him,

and I need someone I can trust to make the drop.

It's totally safe.

Come on. Help a brother out.

Trevor, a person is more likely to die while dealing drugs

than they would be on death row.

- In Texas. - Wait, what are you talking about?

It's from freakonomics. Do you read anything that I give you?

It doesn't matter, because you have to find somebody else.

I'm not interested.

Not interested in what?

Trevor: What are you doing here?

You said you were going to stay at your place tonight.

"Hi, sweetie."

"What a pleasant surprise. I'm so glad you stopped by."

No, we're in the middle of something.

What are you in the middle of?

Trevor's trying to set me up.

That's terrific. Uh, who's the lucky girl?

I'm trying to get him to work for me.

That's a great idea.

It will take some stress off Trevor,

and you'll pick up writing code like you do everything else.

All right. I've got to go.

I've got to get up early to see my grandmother

and pay them another month.

- Goodnight. - Bye.

How did you know Gerald wouldn't look at that memo?

Because a charging bull always looks at the red cape,

not at the man with the sword.

By the way, I've set up a meeting

for you and John dockery next week.

Dockery? He's skadden's biggest client.

Not anymore. He's looking around.

He wants us to assess where he's vulnerable to a takeover.

Plays tennis.

- I want you to close him. - Consider it done.

Then you are officially dismissed for the evening.

- Cheers. - Well, you two

seem to be celebrating something.

Mmm-hmm. We are.

In fact, you are looking at the best closer this city has ever seen.

Closer, huh? Baseball?

Attorney. I close situations.

Mmm. So, you only care about money.

The truth is, I do it for the children.

I'm Lisa.

Harvey.

Lisa, I don't normally do this, but since we are celebrating,

what time do you get off tonight?

Glad you asked.

"I get off at ten past m never going out with you."

I guess, uh, you're not the best closer this city's ever seen.

Morning.

Lisa, this was lovely, but I'm afraid it's time to go.

Aw! Can't we hang out?

I can make you breakfast.

I hate to miss a workout,

and I really need to be in the office by 7:30.

Mmm. That's too bad.

Because I was kind of thinking maybe

you could eat it off my stomach.

I guess if I skip the gym, I can still get in by 9:00.

I hear someone's not taking their pills.

Because they're trying to poison me.

Grammy, that's crazy.

Dr. Shrager gave me her word she wouldn't poison you until January.

If she does it before then,

she can't count it towards next year's quota.

Oh. What did I teach you?

Michael, I'm not going to be around forever,

and I want you to stop with that stuff.

What stuff?

I may be old, but I'm not an idiot.

I know life has been hard for you,

but you're not a kid anymore.

And I want you to promise

you're going to start living up to your potential.

I promise.