Entourage

Ooooh!

Yeah Yeah!

Yeah Yeah

Yeah, my mind has been enabled

In the memory you overflow

I wanna be your superhero

even if i tumble, fall

I'm okay

but I need you desperately

You know i need you desperately

I wanna be your superhero

Yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah.

Just explain this to me: ugly guy walks into a bar,

and hotass Katherine Heigl wants to party with him?

- she was drunk! - she wasn't drunk yet, that's my point.

She was sober and she drinks with him

and then she goes home with him even though when she was sober

She could plainly see how ugly he was.

Jamie was sober when she met you, wasn't she?

I'm cute, Drama. ask anybody.

Turtle, funny guys get girls and she went home with him

- 'cause Seth Rogen's funny. - he hadn't said anything yet to show he was funny.

He's so ugly she knew he had to be funny.

- how would she know that? - because he was starring in the movie.

If he wasn't funny, there's no way someone that ugly could star in a movie.

you know, in some alternate universe that actually makes sense.

- not to me it doesn't. - why do you keep watching this movie

- if it bugs you so much? - his ugliness is oddly fascinating--

especially in blu-ray. it pisses me off.

it pisses you off? i'm the one

who's so good-looking i couldn't even get an audition.

- where do you want this? - you can put it anywhere.

- hey, sloan. - wow, nice to have friends with flexible jobs, huh?

- all: hey. - hey, sloan, would you bang seth rogen?

- jesus. - i think he's funny

but i don't think i could go through with it.

- i told ya! - what about turtle?

- eric: guys! - you think he's cute?

- turtle, i think you're very cute. - what?!

- thank you, sloan. - you're welcome!

all right, two sets of keys, alarm code and garage opener.

- great. - and amy left this for you.

- a love note? - feels like a photo.

- ayup. - how do you find these friends?

i swear vince brings it out in people.

- tell her this was very thoughtful. - very.

- do you need a hand there? - nope.

- ( phone ringing ) - will you get that?

yeah.

ahem. hello, eric murphy's phone.

hello? hello?

- what happened? - they hung up.

oh, probably a wrong number.

or just mayb one of your randoms.

i gotta go back to work.

both: see you later.

hey, vince, good luck with the premiere tonight.

- thank you. - not that you need it.

- i heard the reviews have been amazing. - so far so good.

hey, sloan, you want to come tonight?

- turtle: jeez, give less notice. - drama: seriously, e.

- was i talking to you idiots? - walk with me.

mind your business.

- vince: guys! - eric: so what's up? you don't want to go?

i just don't think we should be going on dates.

don't think of it as a date. it'd be nice just to have you there.

- so we'll go as friends? - yeah, we can go as buddies.

all right, i just bought a new dress. i had nowhere to wear it.

i'll see you there, buddy.

- lloyd? - yes, andrew?

- are you okay? - i've eaten nothing

but one grape an hour for the last two days.

i will be a stealth and sleek agent in no time.

- how's the weight loss coming? - i've lost 16oz.

- hang in there. - mr. klein.

- what's the good word? - you're gonna kill lloyd

- and i have a proposition for you. - a wife swap tonight.

- how's the missus looking these days? - she's okay

but i'm talking about lizzie grant.

the junior agent with the great ass.

- she offering it up? - no, but she has two big u.t.a. show runners

who are looking for a new agency.

andrew, you're tv. i'm everything else.

just sit down so they know they have the support of the guy with the "s" on his chest.

- five minutes, okay? - done.

let's talk about more important things-- are you pumped for tonight?

this is not the new "90210" premiere. this is scorsese.

i am pumped indeed! oh, a little head's up,

the wife's probably not going to come.

what? why not? this is a couple's thing. my wife is very excited.

- as was i. - what's really going on with you?

- what if your wife doesn't like marlow? - of course she will!

no, marlow's a little intimidated by this side of the hill.

she's still a valley girl at heart.

andrew, my man, lighten up.

my wife will love her, trust me.

and when we're together after this, we don't have to speak to them,

and we get to keep all our money.

- okay? - okay.

okay, all right, i'll talk to her.

- drama: you're just dumb dumb dumb. - would you leave me alone?

the second you heard the "f" word come out of her mouth

- you should have told her to take a hike. - i want her there.

- as your friend? - yes.

- bull-shit. - i'm with these guys.

- why are you torturing yourself? - i'm not torturing myself.

i like being friends with her and i like being single.

tonight you won't. not now that you've got

a non-fucking friend on your arm.

- at least i've got someone on my arm. - please, the day's still young.

chase! get one shot over here?

hey, boys, good to see you.

- i will grab your suits. - thanks, kelly.

looking good, kel, looking real good!

- ( e laughs ) - what?

- you're creepy. - are you kidding? she loves me.

you should have seen her eyes bulge when the tailor was measuring my inseam.

- why don't you invite her? - maybe.

her or your hand-- tough decision.

the tough part is i love being solo at premieres.

e, ditch the buddy. we'll scour for pussy together,

bring 'em back to your place.

drama, i moved into this house so you and i

never have to bring girls back to the same place again.

- your loss. - turtle: who would've thought

i'd be the only one guaranteed to have sex tonight?

i mean, already planned and with a name attached.

- i'm taking sara. - turtle: oh, from saturday?

uh, no, sorry, lisa from friday.

- since when? - since just now.

i guess you really are the seventh wheel, drama.

no, forget that.

hey, kelly, you want to go to my baby brother's premiere tonight?

- scorsese's "gatsby." - uh, yeah.

- yeah, okay. - great.

- great. - all right.

all right.

she loves me.

i'd better get some rubbers.

seriously, ari, why are you pushing me to have a date with this woman?

it's not a date. it's a mani-pedi.

i planned a very lovely welcome-to-the-agency dinner for them

when you hired andrew and she canceled.

twice. maybe mrs. klein doesn't want to be friends with me.

- andrew thinks that she's intimidated by you. - why would she be?

because she's very insecure. and, honey, look at you.

i mean, you make confident people insecure.

- that is so sad. - i know it's sad, but have pity on the poor woman.

- why is this so important to you? - because...

andrew is on his way to becoming one of my biggest earners

and i like him. wouldn't you like to have a nice couple we can hang with?

we hang with plenty of nice couples.

we hang with plenty of your friends and their husbands.

- you don't like them? - i hate them.

- maybe you're the problem, ari. - why do i have to fight with you on this?

- having a couple i enjoy will benefit both you and me. - really? how so?

imagine i could spend the proper amount of time

with you in the most focused

and best mood possible without us pretending

we have so much to say to each other.

- all right, fine. - fine you'll do it?

- you'll call her? - yes, i will call her.

that's so great, baby. i gotta go back to work.

- need some cash. - i am not a hooker.

oh, but what a good one you would be.

i love you.

fun lunch, darling.

- you have less to eat. - i just moved in.

i've been with you tools all day long.

us tools will be out of your way now that my work here is done.

- did you really need to use my bathroom? - i really did.

- i haven't even used it yet. - don't be such a priss.

- hello! - turtle: whoa, i like your neighbors.

- hey, ashley. - drama: that's no neighbor.

that's that girl from that party on beechwood last week--

blue dress, 34b rack.

- how do you know that? - good eyes.

- don't stare, johnny. - eric: so what's happening?

- i told you i was bringing you a housewarming gift. - that's right-- 3:00.

- oh, i can come back. - oh no no no.

oh, okay. hi guys.

- hi there. - hello.

guys, this is ashley.

all: hi.

um, so here. it's just a plant.

oh, that's... that's great. thanks.

well, you obviously have your friends here,

- so i'll get out of your way. - no no, please, hang out.

no, i gotta get back to work anyway, really.

but, listen, any chance that you came across that bracelet while you were unpacking?

you know what? i looked for it, i couldn't find it.

- i'm sorry. - damn.

will you guys please look at your house? it's really important to me.

- we will search high and low. - thanks.

um, so, eric, do you have plans tonight?

uh, yeah, it's actually vince's big premiere tonight.

oh, right right! that should be great.

- it should be. - yeah.

- ( clears throat ) - okay--