Charmed

All right, ma'am, walk this way.

We're taking you in for booking.

Eyes to me, please.

You're up.

Battery. Released on your own recognizance.

You got someone you can call?

Thanks for picking me up.

Of course.

You ready to go home?

Come on.

Why won't you stop?

Come on.

Damn it.

Maggie, I'm sorry, I think I

incinerated...

What's wrong?

I screwed up.

The patient spider watched their lives.

Saw them dither,

worry, cry.

No need for action,

just stand by.

For she will be there

when they die.

I can't believe she didn't call me first.

- No offense. - None-none taken.

Or Harry, or Jordan.

Look, I don't... want to get involved in couple stuff, but

she made it sound like her and Jordan had some kind of fight.

And, um,

Harry...

I don't know what's going on with him, but

I think he's burned out.

He told me last night he was gonna go live a little,

whatever that means.

Great time for a midlife crisis.

Did Maggie say anything about the arrest?

No.

And... I didn't want to push her.

I had no idea she was this out of control.

I should've known.

No.

I know I can fix this

if I can just get Maggie to open up.

I think Maggie just needs time.

No, we don't have time.

Not with the Tallyman out there planning God knows what.

I just wish I could take her away.

Okay, well, what if you could?

I know I'm not an expert witch, but I did

survive being swallowed by a Snake Lady yesterday,

so I'm sure I can hold down the fort for a few hours.

GemCast.

I picked one up at the Blue Camellia.

It's mostly just crowdsourced

complaints for the magical world,

like, "Kyons are getting into my trash,"

but it's a good way to keep tabs on the non-witch

and demon action out there.

- Next is the witchboard... - Oh, yeah, right.

How do I use that thing?

All you need to know is that if you see a red light,

that's bad, and you call me.

Okay. I've got you on favorites.

No cell reception where I'm taking Maggie, so...

you need to call me on this.

- Call you on this? - Blow into it.

All right.

I hear this, and I will

get back to you in less than a minute.

- Is this all too much? - No. I used to be

a temp night watchperson back in high school, so

I know how to sit on my ass

and stare at some screens for a few hours.

Go. Get out of here.

Okay.

Wait, uh, where exactly are you going?

What the hell is Ripples?

Ripples is the number one

magical spa in the Midwest.

Josefina tried to get us to go there, remember?

Mel, I...

I'm really tired. Maybe another time.

Well, listen to this,

"Powered by an ancient, crystalline spring"

"that refreshes and renews."

Sounds like a bath, which we have here.

I just...

I really want to be alone, okay?

What you want and what you need

are two different things.

You've been through a lot, Maggie.

You need this.

I need this. We need this.

Okay, fine, I'll go,

on one condition.

Please don't interrogate me about last night.

Okay.

Okay.

This is gonna be great for all of us.

You and I are gonna get a little R&R,

and Kaela is going to get an easy

first solo flight in the command center.

I'm the queen of the world!

This can't be too hard.

Welcome to Ripples,

the spa at Merrow's Spring.

I think he's a merman.

Please don't pander to me, Mel.

Hey, Arnold?

You have a reservation?

Yes, for Mel and Maggie.

Vera.

Vera! The Charmed Ones.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I put that in the book,

and I thought it might be a joke.

You wouldn't believe how many reservations we get

for Morgan Le Fay and Stevie Nicks.

Robert!

Rob!

Thank you, Robert.

Uh, please take the Charmed Ones' bags

and such to the lockers.

Putting away the tail...

Right this way.

Sorry about Robert. He's new.

And this is our lounge

and gift shop with unique items

you will not find anywhere else.

All bath bombs are 50% off today only.

- Hm. - Well, maybe tomorrow as well.

And as you can see, our majestic

water lily has just bloomed.

I think it's an omen that

you are about to have the most soothing day.

We'll start with the Phoenix Facial.

Then the Kraken Callous Nibble...

Don't worry, they're just babies,

don't have their adult teeth yet.

And then, my favorite, the scalp massage.

Do you have a treatment for sore muscles?

From, like...

Fighting too much?

Unbelievable.

We've been here ten seconds, and you're already fishing for info.

- We agreed, Mel. - That is not

- what I meant, Maggie. - No, no, no. Uh...

We eschew tension here at Ripples,

so, for you two, the, uh,

the Premium Treatment will be gratis.

Can we just try to have fun?

I don't know, can we?

No talking, no questions, just...

- Kraken nibbles, okay? - Deal.

Great! We'll have that parched

and dull skin of yours glowing in no time.

Not again.

I really got to figure this out.

Queen of the world, my ass.

Okay.

Hm.

Ah.

Crap. Did I do that? Oh, no.

Um...

Oh, no.

Maggie and Mel...

Oh, no, no.

Everything has to be perfect

for the Charmed Ones, so when you are finished here,

- I want you to polish the lily pads. - Of course.

Hello?

Hey, this isn't funny.

Come on, this is dangerous. It's really hot in here.

Donnie, is that you?

Don-Donnie, I swear...

Please.

Help! Somebody!

I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

Donnie, I'm gonna break down the door!

Let me out!

I can't...

Breathe.

- You good? - Mm-hmm.

This is so great.

After everything, you know?

It was really hard

to talk to Ruby. Hard, but good.

I-I have so much work to do on myself.

But, I mean, we all do, right?

We're not supposed to talk with the masks on.

Right, but I was wondering, since

you're the expert, if there was a healthier way

for me to redirect my anger.

Respect the mask, Mel.

- Sure, but... - And also

respect my intelligence.

We're talking about me, we're not talking about you.

- We had a deal. - No, I wasn't...

Mask.

- But... - Shh!