JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険)

Hello, this is Morioh Radio. Coming up next...

Help! It's the Midnight Help Line!

Our first letter comes from the eternally 21 Pretty Baby.

This morning -- listen, listen! It's not my fault I was late again!

You know, by the station...

The crossing that never opens!

Just chugga chugga chugga choo choo!

Now calm down just a minute.

Oh...

Gazes without faces passing by me

The hole in my heart changed by the life I lead

Boundaries are where they aren't, normal yet bizarre

Another morning

Force a smile

Victor undecided

Drawn to a mystery Victor undecided

Drawn to a mystery

The start unannounced Drawn to a mystery

The start unannounced

Lurking somewhere in town The start unannounced

Lurking somewhere in town

But today Jojo and I

Will bicker the day away

Dancing all the while

Crazy noisy bizarre town

Seriously?

Hazamada Toshikazu (Surface) Chapter 7

There's another Stand Master at this school? Hazamada Toshikazu (Surface) Chapter 7

Yeah. Hazamada Toshikazu (Surface) Chapter 7

Yeah.

Hazamada Toshikazu, from class 3-C.

This Hazamada dude got into an argument with a friend over something trivial early this Spring.

Talked smack about his favorite idol or anime or something.

That evening...

In a shocking turn, the friend he'd argued with...

Dug out his own eye with a mechanical pencil.

Fucked up, right?

And you know what Hazamada's buddy said at the hospital?

Before I knew it the eye I had left was looking down at the eye I'd ripped out.

And you're saying some sort of Stand yanked his eye out?

Maybe. Maybe not.

Not like he could have seen the Stand.

Yeah, this guy smells like bullshit.

Fuck you say?

You gotta lotta fuckin' nerve talkin' like that. I gotta job now, OK?

Hunh? You have a job?

Aye-aye, Koichi, sir!

I happened to find a job in uh, finance.

Finance?

That wouldn't be...debt collection?

Well...but for a legit business, OK?

Well...you're right, we can't just let him be.

Wait for me, Josuke!

K-Koichi, sir! You're going too?

Leave this to that Josuke dipshit.

Scary shit's happening in my town.

If this town's not safe, then bad things will happen to my parents, sister, to the people who matter most to me.

I'm scared, but I gotta do something.

Wh-What an inspiring line! You're the man I'd pegged you for!

But...

I'm going home now!

Try and stay safe, Koichi, sir!

And then..

...that's why...

...no way...

...absolutely!

Looks like he's not in class.

But this Hazamada dude...

If he really ripped his friend's eye out...

And he's hiding out in our school...

That's pretty fucking freaky, right?

W-whoa, Josuke!

I'm gonna check this dude's locker out. Keep an eye out, Koichi.

Tell me before you smash things!

Well...his bag's here.

Boy Pink Dark Kishibe Rohan Well...his bag's here.

Kishibe Rohan Pink Dark Boy

He's still at school. Watch out. Kishibe Rohan Pink Dark Boy

He's still at school. Watch out.

He's into tennis and manga.

Man, he's got a lot of stuff.

Though I doubt I'm gonna find the bow and arrow in here.

What's this piece of wood?

A Stand? N...no, this is the real thing.

One of those dolls they sell at art supply shops for sketching poses.

Made me jump.

What? How!?

I touched it and it turned into me.

Guess that clears things up, though.

Hazamada is a Stand Master!

Great. You gotta lotta nerve turning into me.

You've heard of Perman, right?

It talked! It talks and sounds just like you!

In Perman they have these copy robots...they're pretty useful, yeah?

Didn't you always want one?

Uh, Koichi? What the fuck is he talking about? What's Perman?

You never heard of Perman? I can't fucking believe it! Are you even Japanese!?

Shut up! I'm the one asking questions!

My arm!

Josuke!

I'm the kinda copy doll you wish didn't exist.

If I copy you, you have to do what I do.

You ain't pulling my strings...

I'm pulling yours!

K-Koichi! Move!

Koichi!

You turned him into a ragdoll!

It wasn't me! It was all you, his best friend.

Nothing I hate more than people like you.

Won't get involved themselves, just make others do their dirty work.

Really makes me wanna beat your ass!

Great.

Out of range!

If you don't move closer, your Stand can't reach me.

In other words, as long as I stay this far away...Josuke, you can never beat me!

This Stand's name is Surface.

Possessing this doll gives it a physical form. Which means normal humans can see it.

Hazamada! Motherfucker!

My goal is to beat Kujo Jotaro within an inch of his life and run his ass outta town.

He ain't from here.

But he's sniffing around after us.

But I hear Jotaro's Star Platinum can stop time for a second or two.

None of our people will risk getting near him.

Except Surface, Josuke! Now that I've copied you!

I need you unconscious.

The real you is in the way!

Squish.

Such a beautiful sound.

If the nerve isn't severed, you'll be able to see again.

If you're lucky, anyway.

He won't wake up for a while. Too easy!

Hey, get my bag. We're going after Jotaro now.

No prob. The hotel Jotaro's staying at is...

Umm...

The Morioh Grand Hotel!

Oh yeah, right.

Koichi! Koichi!

Josuke...are you OK?

Yeah, thanks.

Damn, you're tough.

Tricking him with your Stand while you're this fucked up.

I only could because when you sent me flying...

...you also used Crazy Diamond to heal the broken bones.

But, uh...

Then I hit the door and glass broke and I'd really appreciate if you could fix those wounds, too.

Hello, this is the Morioh Grand Hotel.

Uh, um, can you connect me to Kujo Jotaro in room 3245?

Certainly.

Argh! We gotta let Jotaro know about that Stand NOW!

Thank you for waiting. Room 3245 is currently on the line with someone else.

Please hold until the line opens.

The line's busy?