LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League

Whoa. Whoa!

Huh?

Awesome. Great use of your chin as a brake, honey.

Don't eat too much sand. You'll spoil your dinner.

Look, it's Superman. Superman!

It's the Man of Steel!

He's going to save us.

Whoo! Superman! Ha-ha-ha.

Wait, what is he saving us from? Lunch?

Yeah, it's a pretty nice day.

Ha-ha-ha. Huh?

Huh?

Bizarro save tiny people from tentacle creature.

Bizarro no like calamari.

- Aah! - My baby!

- Oh. Mommy.

Don't worry. They're just fine.

But this one spit up a little sand when I caught him.

Thank you, Superman.

You saved my child from your crazy brother.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

That's not my brother.

It... I mean, he, was created when Lex Luthor hit me with a duplicator ray...

...to make a clone of me he could control.

Excuse me.

Bizarro, put that down.

Bizarro put down.

Down means up, up means down.

Why does everything have to be backwards with you?

Bizarro help Superman save Metropolis from tentacle creature.

Why is it every time you try to help, Metropolis ends up destroyed?

- That octopus isn't a creature. - Oh.

- It isn't even an octopus. It's not dangerous. - Huh?

Ha-ha-ha. Boom.

My car! Do you know how long it took me to assemble?

There were, like, so many bricks.

Can you take your identical twin somewhere else?

Twins? Oh, no.

He's actually the opposite of me in every way.

Ha! Bizarro save Metropolis.

Bizarro save home.

Hey, who's gonna pay for this?

Someone might have gotten hurt in all of this.

- You sure did. This is ridiculous.

You know, I recently discovered a place that needs your help even more than Metropolis.

Let's not go.

Follow me.

I mean, don't follow me.

Bizarro spy with his little eye, something start with letter S.

Space.

How Superman know?

Should be around....

Ah! Right there.

Aah! Oh.

Pretty. Ha-ha-ha.

Ugh!

Ha-ha-ha. That tickled.

Where you take Bizarro?

Somewhere you can't get into trouble.

This planet's physics are a little backwards.

Just like you.

It's going to be the perfect home.

Home Metropolis.

How I save Daily Planet?

How I save people here?

Hmm....

Watch this.

The Daily Planet, just like the one on Earth. What do you think?

Uh....

Ah!

Bizarro, that citizen is in trouble.

Ha!

Ah!

Ha!

You nothing to worry for, citizen.

Bizarro keep safe.

Aah!

I think I kill him.

I think I kill him. Aah!

No, no, he'll be just fine.

He just needs to rest at home.

Wait, he needs a home.

Can you build him a home, Bizarro?

Uh, Bizarro build.

I'd wish you good luck, Bizarro, but I know you'd take it the wrong way.

It's Giganta! Run, run, run!

What is that thing?

Out of my way.

I don't wanna be pulling mini figs out of my toes.

The Daily Planet news building.

Well, I got news for you.

Print is dead.

This skyscraper is heavier than you think.

Now Clark Kent doesn't have to look for a new job.

By the Golden Girdle of Gaea, Giganta, this is no way for a lady to act.

Or dress. Animal prints are so last season.

Leopard spots are the new black.

And I'm gonna make you black and blue.

Get back here.

If you say so.

The perfect distraction for the perfect plan.

The Justice League will never figure out what I'm really up to.

Let me take a shot at it, Gorilla Grodd.

You use your mind control helmet to turn Giganta, Penguin...

...Deathstroke and Captain Cold into henchmen.

So while Giganta wreaks havoc on Metropolis, you go after your real prize.

Pretty good guess, and a lot of words on one breath.

- Ugh. - Booyah!

Bats knew you'd try that, so he had me snatch your hypno-helmet.

He's just so smart.

Ugh!

Grodd had us under mind control.

We're stealing for you?

That's cold, man.

This heist better be for something good.

- Huh? - Aah!

Bananas?

Ha, ha. Bananas?

I like bananas? Ha-ha-ha.

Nobody makes a monkey out of me.

Let's get out of here.

- They're getting away. - Relax, Cyborg. They won't get far.

Hawkman, Operation Crop Duster.

Flash, I need you after Captain Cold.

I'm on it.

Green Arrow, see if you have anything in your quiver to take down a flightless bird.

Copy that, Dark Knight.

Plastic Man, I need you to wrap up Deathstroke.

Roger Dodger, Caped Crusader.

Hawkman delivers.

Just my size.

Gotcha.

Stay put, rookie.

Wish I had a jetpack.

Man, do I have to do everything around here?

Let me show you how a real hero does it.

Say hello to my little friend who's really big, and it's me.

Wow, look, Superman...

...Guy Gardner finally made something as big as his ego.

Say hello to the agony of the feet.

Ow.

Flash to Batman, I'm hot on the trail of Captain Cold.

Get it? Hot, cold, huh?

I don't like tailgaters.

Hmm.

All right.

Cool off in the icebox.

- Ha-ha-ha. - My favorite time of year: Duck season.