Bachchhan Paandey (बच्चन पांडे)

Load this box in the truck.

Where is everyone.

We can't find gun powder.

Cut!

Got it!

This is the last take which is been playing right?

Sir, Myra's one-shot idea is really working.

We'll manage to save 25 lakhs.

Sir, but have to be the one to pitch this idea.

That director is a nutcase.

- You know-- - Verma!

Who is the director on the bloody set?

You, sir ofcourse.

- Myra was just rehearsing. And-- - Sir, I was just trying to help.

One minute.

Mr. Producer, what are you paying me 25 crores for?

Why not give her 25,000 and let her make the movie?

It will make everyone's life easier. Simple.

So you think you're a director, huh?

She?

You think you are Spielberg, huh? Just after assisting in four movies?

Huh?

Wow!

- Your Highness! - Sir, but I was just trying to help--

- Pack up! - What?

Pack up!

And I mean both the shoot and you. Okay?

I don't wanna be a part of all this.

Get out of my way!

She has ruined evrything for us

Remove her.

- Excuse me, sir! - Myra!

- Don't create a scene. - I'm creating a scene?

Please leave.

Sir?

Papa, how many times do I have to tell you to stop working as a spot boy?

You have me. I'll make it work somehow.

I cannot see them disrespecting you like this.

You know, why they don't respect me?

Because I never earned it.

They'll start respecting me after you've earned your respect.

That's why you should do what you want to do.

Don't back down no matter what anyone says.

You know, like they say, just go for it.

Myra just ruined the day.

So much mutton for the crew?

Crew will get lazy eating so much.

- Give this much only. - Okay, I'll talk to Dipti.

- Sir? - What?

We've got the GoPro camera for close up shot of the tyre.

- Give it to the Demon. - Yes, sir.

I don't want Myra ever on my set.

Is there anyone from spot team?

Myra? What now? What the hell is your problem?

- Where's the Demon? - Sir?

Dircetor is in the vanity, sir.

- Thank God. - Sir, sir.

You had said,

you'd give me a chance if I come to you with an interesting story.

Sir, I have a fab story.

Lodha Katkar?

Not Katkar, it's Lodha Patkar.

But Lodha Patkar? Myra.

Who the hell is this woman?

Not a woman, sir. A man. I just told you about him.

- Yeah, yeah whatever. - He's a social activist, sir.

He was the president of Save earth movement.

I have done a lot of research on him and his life.

I really wanna make a biopic on him, sir.

Enough Myra, my movie was about to get shut because of you yesterday.

If you make a movie on this Lodha Katkar-Chatkar,

I am sorry to say but after the release I'll have to shut my business

and work as a spot boy just like your father does.

Get real Myra.

Think of making a commercial movie instead.

If you want to make a biopic then make it on a gangster instead.

Now leave from here before the director arrives.

So Myra, you'd asked me to research on gangsters?

- Right. - And I've got a few names.

Oh, that's great.

There is one, Zohar Jamshed.

- Okay. - He's from Kashmir.

But I don't think you should go for the terrorism angle.

Then there's one in the north. Arjun Singh.

In his early days, he made a policeman run for miles before killing him.

Now he is in jail, but he doesn't want to come out at all.

Why?

He is scared of a gangster, Bachchhan Paandey.

But forget about him.

There's one more.

- Maanav Panth! - Hmm.

A notorious don.

You'll find more weapons in his house than you'll find at the border.

But he was killed last month.

But I think he would make an interesting subject.

- You can make a film about him. - Sorry. Ma'am, who killed him?

The same guy, Bachchhan Paandey!

Bachchhan Paandey is the reason Arjun Singh doesn't want to come out of jail.

He killed a notorious don like Maanav Panth.

I don't think I'll find a better subject than him.

I think I should make a film about him.

- Where is he from? - Don't be so stupid.

Forget about him.

He is not the right guy for you!

He's DANGEROUS! Too DANGEROUS!!!

Give me another week, I'll call you.

Keep the GST.

- But our money... 18% less. - Hi, sir.

Myra, have I not made my self clear to you.

I had to beg to get him back to the set.

I cannot tell you what all he made me do.

Sir, I have finally decided on the subject of my biopic.

No, don't tell me. Lodha Katkar, right?

No.

On him. I've done my research.

Baghwa's Bachchhan Paandey!

What?!!

What's wrong?

You are from Uttar Pradesh, right?

Do you know who is this Bachchhan Paandey?

Know him?

Ms. Myra, I breathed a sigh of relief when I resigned from the police office in Baghwa

and joined sir's security team.

I know him quite well, sir.

Ms. Myra, he is devil.

DEVIL!

He has only one eye, but still can see everything, everywhere.

He hates backstabbers and ridiculers.

You know what he did just last months ago?

Abhinav Tripathi!

I've had my eyes on you ever since you wrote that article on me.

Good article.

The most notorious hit-man of Baghwa - Bachchhan Paandey.

Bang on target.

Killed X people, thrashed Y people.

Your only mistake, Mr. Blabbermouth you made a cartoon of me?

You think I fall in the category of Scooby-doo, Mickey-mouse, and Doraemon?

My business runs on fear, mate.

And you...

You, go douse him with the "Iraq water".

No sir! NO!!!!

- It was a mistake. - Don't fret over this.

This is just a formality.

You are already dead.

This isn't working.

Go get the sickle from the car.

Bro? Bro?!

Not now, Virgin. Let me work.

Let me kill him.

- You want to kill him? - Yes.

Grow a pair first.

Please, bro.

In spite of having a wife and a child, everyone addresses me as Virgin.

That's because you're yet to score your first kill.

Stop bugging me.

I'll lose my virginity only if you give me a chance.

- Let us work. - He's a noob.

- Learn how to hold a gun first. - Please, just one chance.

- No, sir! - Buzz off. Let us work.

- Please, bro. Please! Please, bro! - Quiet!

No, sir...

No, no, no!

NO!!!

- Stop. - No!!

And we have fire!

Tripathi, to maintain swag,

it is important to create fear.

- Catch! - No! NO!!!!

'To maintain swag it is important to create fear.'

'So you think you're a director, huh?'

'He is devil. DEVIL!'

'You should do what you want to do.'

'Just go for it.'

- Who's messaging you? - Myra.

She has asked me to book her ticket.

She is going to Baghwa.

Bachchhan Paandey.

Myra's message?

"This crazy one has started on a journey,"

"To search for him, with lots of love."

"This crazy one has started on a journey,"

Careful there!

"The address of his house,"

"O' air, please tell me."

That guy is getting beaten up so badly

Why are you just standing here and watching it?

Then get me a chair.

I'll sit down and watch it.

He will die. Someone call the police.

The one they are hitting is the Police.

A Bottle of water, please.

Your change, maam.

Hey! My bag!

My bag!

Stop him!

Where is he?

Vishu?!

Are you mad?

You called me here all the way from Gorakhpur to hit me with a brick?

That look on your face was priceless.