Copshop

Oh, what's that?

What's what?

The box with the bow.

My daughter Sasha's turning 21 in two days.

Clem's brother's got a really good hookup resale

in Laughlin.

You got her a gun?

I just told you she's turning 21.

You got her a gun from a roach coach.

So Clem's one-stop shop for life shortening and shit?

Cheeseburgers, guns.

Does he deep fry bullets?

He might.

You can damn near deep fry anything these days.

I never got a gun when I turned 21.

I don't know what you talking about.

How much you spend on that Ruger, rookie?

Which is a single action weapon

from the ass end of the 1800s

and damn near useless in a 21st century gunfight.

It's not the brush.

It's the artist.

Fuck!

- - Units are clear for 10-11.

Possible ABW.

Code five at Indian Springs Casino.

Unit to clear?

- Shit. - Three over 20,

responding in route.

Goddamn it!

Can't even fucking eat in peace.

Can't even enjoy this meal!

Shit!

- - This is a fucking mess.

I'm gonna let you finish that heart attack

and I'm gonna go protect and serve.

Be right there, rookie.

I protect and serve better on a full stomach.

Hey, break it up!

Break it up!

Break it up, hey, hey!

Break it up, break it up!

She's gonna drop that guy!

Hey, what kind of wedding is this?

Now which one of you wanna spend the night in county lockup?

That's what I thought.

Oh!

World star!

I did not mean to lean into that, lady, I'm really sorry.

- Hands in the air! - Get on the ground!

Which one of you are gonna arrest me?

- Let's go! - All right,

- somebody arrest me! - Down, down!

On the ground!

Get on the ground!

Will one of you people

please fucking arrest me...

Oh!

Woo!

You're under arrest.

Oh my God.

Kim!

Coming.

Well what do we have here?

Picked up a boy toy for you, Kim.

Aren't you just the sweetest thing

on God' green at 4 A.M.

Look at this pretty blue purse.

Get me cell.

The only cell you're getting is the one

you're spending the night in.

Lord, honey, what happened to your eye?

This charming man.

Hit a woman?

Teddy, you're bleeding.

A lot.

Whoa, what the hell is this?

Bullet by, he got shot.

Get him downstairs, get him stitched up.

Maybe the boredom will get him talking.

Damn, your momma didn't love you at all.

My God.

What the fuck?

I mean I know of.

I never watched, I never watched that.

Hey!

What the hell is going on?

Who's on intake?

Last week, you's bitching about not getting enough overtime

and now here you are jawing away

like a bunch of fucking old ladies!

Get back to work!

Sorry, Mitchell.

Sorry, Mitch, my ass.

Officer Huber!

Where the fuck are my evidence inventories?

The ones I've been asking for for two weeks.

I'm on it.

I'm on it.

I hate that fucking phrase.

I prefer get it fucking done!

Is there some kind of goddamn inside bet

to raise my damn blood pressure

every fucking second of every goddamn day?

Looks like a cop car.

Central to state, 10, Ottis, 10.

Shit load of bullets everywhere.

10, Ottis, 10.

- - Windows are busted.

10, Ottis, 10.

Kim, get the fuck out the damn bathroom!

Jesus Christ.

Got the bladder of a fucking toddler.

This is 50, over.

We have an 11-55 up Area Road.

Found a Crown Vic with a dash lamp.

I can't find it registered anywhere.

Vehicle's also shot up.

Copy, 10, Ottis, 10.

Clarify shot up, please.

- Do you mean bullets... - Hey, stop buddy!

- Stop! - Yeah.

- Shoot, look out! -

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

10, Ottis, 10, is everything okay?

Copy, 10, Ottis, 10.

This is 50, over.

- Bad fucker. -

What the fuck?

Stay down!

Stay the fuck down!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

He's drunk off his ass.

- 10, Ottis, 10. - Stand up!

Is everything okay?

Doing a little drinking tonight, asshole?

You've been doing a lot more than a little.

Damn.

10, Ottis, 10, is everything okay?

You almost killed a state trooper,

you dumb fuck!

Do you need assistance?

10, Ottis, 10.

- Get him in there. - Get in there.

This is 10, Ottis, 10.

Some goddamn drunk almost run us down just now.

Can we process him at your station?

Yeah, it's a slow night, bring him down.

All right, 50, we're at 10-80.

Give us 30 minutes.

All right now.

- Out. - You all right?

Fucking overtime, my ass.

You've got fragmentation here, Teddy.

Someone trying to kill you?

Is that why you were trying to get arrested tonight?

They got your ass ice cold, Teddy.

You assaulted an officer, that's aggravated battery.

That's mandatory 12 to 18 in county.

So I would take advantage of my minuscule