Charmed

Ah...

Get down.

I don't know about this.

Dude, this isn't exactly my idea of fun, either.

But these dicks illegally towed my baby

- from an overnight zone. - Fine.

But if I'm gonna do this, then you can at least tell me

where you disappeared to after your party.

I didn't disappear.

I went home with someone, okay?

Who?

- Stephen? - No.

Don't tell me that you got back together with Amy...

Can we just focus on the felony that we're about to commit?

Please?

That your mysterious someone?

Hey, Michaela. It's Mel.

Uh, Vera.

Again. I know it's late,

but I just wanted to make sure that you got my message.

Messages.

I just...

I'll explain everything later. Okay? But first,

we need to figure out a way to distract that security guard.

Seriously? Your slingshot from when you were ten?

Her name is Slingy, thank you.

I mean...

What if we really are sisters?

I mean, think about it. I'm 28,

you're 26.

My mom could have easily had another kid before I was

old enough to remember.

I know, this is a lot to take in, but...

Don't you want to know the truth about...

Who you are?

- And you mocked Slingy. - No.

I mocked you, 'cause you're a grown-ass woman with a slingshot.

Shh.

Now, if you're done playing Stranger Things,

- can we just get the hell out of here? - Okay.

- Hey. - Ooh.

Get out of the bus! Now!

Oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening...

Dude, that was a gun.

- Like, a real gun. - Yeah.

- I'm not playing around. - Okay.

Think.

Think...

Think.

Think, think, think...

What the hell?

- Get away! - The hell?

Where did all those butterflies come from?

Oh, get off me.

- What the hell's going on? - I have no idea.

Let's just get the hell out of here.

Oh.

Someone's been a bad witch.

Mm.

Patience, Seymour.

We'll find her.

And when we do...

Exactly.

That demon has a pretty good left hook.

Had a pretty good left hook.

True.

You doin' okay?

I know this whole Kaela thing's gotta be...

Pretty disappointing.

I'm fine.

She doesn't want to be a part of this whole thing,

and I can't exactly blame her.

Especially after...

Anyways...

I am just gonna focus on the things I can control.

Like... the demon population.

And my thesis.

Maggie...

I'm just going to class.

Deal's a deal.

We slay all the demons you want,

but we always wear trackers,

so we can find each other if things go sideways.

Fine. But just so we're clear,

we're doing this so I can save your ass

when you get in trouble, not the other way around. Okay?

Whatever you say, boss.

Happy now?

Ecstatic.

Um...

Hey. Chloe.

What's up?

_

Drop it.

Geez. Don't sneak up on me like that.

What part of "don't contact me again" was unclear?

She didn't really mean that.

I can't believe I have to explain "no means no"

to a gender studies professor.

Maggie, how can you be okay with this?

She might be our sister.

Yeah. According to your insane conspiracy theory

where Mom had another affair

and didn't tell Ray about it

and ditched her baby at a fire station in Philly.

Mom loved cheesesteaks.

Are you even hearing yourself right now?

The Power of Three worked with her. We all saw it.

- It has to mean something. - I know.

But if we come on so strong that we scare her off for good,

we're not gonna know what that is.

So please just give her some space

until she's ready.

Fine. No more calls.

Or texts.

- Or DMs. - Okay.

What did I just say?

_

Oh.

Okay, well...

Have fun. And be safe.

You, too.

I'm sorry, not yet.

Can't serve alcohol before 11:00.

Harry. We got a problem.

I'll say.

You know Annie, the pixie I told you about?

Chloe's sister?

Yeah. She's dead.

And it has something to do with this.

She got it from someone called the Tallyman.

As in the song?

What? You know.

Oh, don't give me that look.

We can't all sound like the bloody Phantom of the Opera.

Jordan, I am sorry about Annie. Really.

But I'm in no mood to go around hunting bogeymen

from a magical nursery rhyme.

Harry, wait.

The Tallyman might not be real,

but there's still someone out there hurting people.

Now, I don't know why I was given these powers.

What my role was supposed to be in all this.

But I know it can't be to just sit back

and do nothing.

I thought you of all people would get that.

I have plenty of fufu powder.

And shito.

Mom, I'm sorry, I really don't have time

to talk about food right now.

Knock, knock.

Oh, uh, I got to go.

Okay. Love you, too. Bye.

- Hey. - Hey.

So, Carlos said we just need to bring booze

and dessert to Framily Dinner, so I picked up, um...

Yeah?

Why are you acting weird?

- I'm not being weird. - Yeah, you are. You're acting

super weird right now.

Okay, look,

I got to tell you something,

but you got to promise not to freak out, okay?

Okay.

You know those butterflies last night?

Yeah.

That was me.

My powers.

I'm... I'm a witch.

Okay, wait, is there...

Is there a punch line coming, or...?

No, no. Brynn, this is for real.

Okay.

Just give me a second. I can do this. Okay.

It's back, isn't it?

What?

Your leukemia.

What? No. No.

The headaches. The-the weird dreams.

Whatever this is. Delusions.

- I don't even know. - No. Hey.

Hey, uh...

I was just messing with you.

- I was just messing with you. - What?

That was a stupid joke. I'm sorry.

- Oh, I really got you. I'm sorry. - I...

Stupid. I'm seriously fine.

Totally fine.

Well, maybe we should skip dinner?

What? No.

Look, dude, my life's been super complicated,

and I just want one normal night with my friends. Please?

Okay. Yeah, sure.

Uh, one normal night coming right up.

Drive through my gate...

Geez, lady.

You scared the hell out of me.

Can I help you?

What the...?