Hokey Wolf - First Season

Oh, hello there.

I didn't hear you come in.

Yes, I'm, I'm a witch.

But you needn't look so shocked.

The trouble is, people just think of a witch

as someone who rides a broom on Halloween.

I ride one all the time.

People don't think of us as ordinary folks.

Just ordinary home buddies living in ordinary

gingerbread houses to attract the kiddies.

Cooking ordinary bat stews.

Hmm, still not tender.

No one ever thinks of us as little old homemakers,

cleaning house and knitting baby things.

Oh, it's a sweater for my nephew.

He's a cute little monster.

Of course, we have our little eccentricities, such as fishing in a pail.

But then, we can't all be perfect.

Hey, Hokey.

Yes, Ding-a-ling, if that is your name.

Uh, where are we going?

Just looking around, Ding.

Look, Hokey.

Oh, now what, Ding?

Look, look at that house over there in the woods.

I never saw that place before, Ding, world traveler that I am.

Let's have a closer look.

Ding boy, we found a genuine gingerbread house.

Just like in the book, huh?

Yes, that's right.

And maybe there's a witch inside, too.

Be my guest, Ding.

A gingerbread shingle?

Somebody might not like having the shingles eaten off their house, Hokey.

Well, we won't just eat shingles, Ding.

The shutters are very tasty, too.

And besides, anyone that builds a gingerbread house is just asking to be

eaten out of house and home.

I guess you're right, Hokey.

Oh, goody.

Oh, someone's nibbling at the shingles.

I'll bet it's those two little darlings, Hansel and Gretel.

Oh, they're so cute and tender.

I'll ask them in and warm them in the pot just

to take off the chill so they won't catch cold.

So they won't catch cold.

Who ain't I the one?

Oh, a couple of moth eating timberwolves eating up my house.

Oh, get out!

Beat it, you furry termites!

Before I forget, I'm a lady.

Hokey will smooth talkers out of this.

Watch.

What fire!

What emotion!

You couldn't play a scene like that unless you had training.

Now, fess up.

You're a famous actress, aren't you?

Tired of the tinsel and sham of Hollywood.

A real person fed up with the world of make believe.

You've taken this little retreat to get away from it all, isn't that true?

Confess it.

Come on, let me know.

Tell me if it's true.

You've played so many parts, you're all mixed up.

I'm getting more mixed up by the minute.

I knew it, I knew it!

You had to get away and take a good look at yourself.

But your secret is safe with us.

We'll just eat a few shingles and leave.

Come along, Ding-a-ling.

Oh, no, don't go.

Oh, tell me more.

Ah, Ding-a-ling.

I've seen that face.

I've seen it on the screen.

Bridgette.