Knight Rider

Initiating satellite surveillance co-op

In three, two, one.

We have satellite surveillance.

Who's in the truck?

Just stop the bad guys.

That's all we know.

He seems nervous.

I can hear you, billy.

35 seconds to intercept.

Ready?

Hydraulic systems operating within tolerable limits.

Fuel cells at 92%.

Shields and defensive weapon systems--

There's times for long answers and times for a short one.

Yes or no question, kitt.

The short answer is I'm ready.

All right. Here we go.

Attack mode.

Initiating transformation.

Transformation complete.

Not bad for a newbie.

Ten seconds to intercept.

Ballsy move.

Whose side are you on, mike?

Admiring the ballet.

Your emp's ready.

Sorry, you tough

You're gonna wanna see this.

On my way.

On my way.

Come on, girlie.

Electromagnetic pulse fully charged.

Hold your fire. I'm taking over.

Kitt's switched to manual. Mike's driving now.

I'm not deaf, billy.

Not your morning, is it?

Mike.

Your emp will fry

The big rig's electronics.

He'll stop in under ten seconds.

Fbi's ten miles out.

Just zap him and wait for back-up.

Emp will jackknife him.

Gotta get his speed under 80.

Kitt, calculations?

Michael is right, dr. Graiman.

At this speed, the truck will jackknife.

Damn it, mike!

You're missing the whole thing, sweet cheeks.

Michael, I'm picking up some unusual readings

From inside the truck, and the biker's

Are prepared to disembark.

Deploy the emp.

Fbi, 60 seconds away.

Hit infrared.

Michael, something strange is happening

Inside that truck.

Do not approach the truck.

Wait for back-up.

I'm sorry, carrie, I can't hear you.

The emp must have jammed my earwig.

Mike!

Can you hear me?

Do you copy?

Michael, he's getting away. Michael?

That's a '79 shovelhead.

It's got no electronics, so the emp has no effect.

Michael

What the hell is going on

Decontamination complete.

Michael, I want to apologize.

I should have identified

The '79 shovelhead sooner.

Of course it would be immune to my emp.

It'd be easy to miss.

It's just that sarah and I used to ride

Old harleys back in the day.

"back in the day."

I really like the sound of that.

No, not back in the day.

Back in the day.

I will take note of the placement

Of the emphasis in this colloquialism.

Look, kitt, you and I are a team.

Sometimes I'm gonna see something you might miss

And vice versa.

Today, I spotted the harley.

No big deal.

I got your back. You got mine.

Then you're going to omit my error from your report?

It's, uh...

It's what partners do.

They watch out for each other.

If I may attempt a colloquialism

Of my own...

Thanks, "brosef."

That's the last time you pull a stunt like that.

Do you understand?

We had a deal.

You run all of this.

I'm in charge of the car.

Sarah, make sure kitt's okay.

Running a complete diagnostic now.

So who was I chasing, motorcycle ninjas?

And what the hell happened in that truck?

The voltage on the emp was set too high.

That's all.

Then kitt just killed three men.

Why not just tell him the truth?

I'm busy, charles.

I don't like you blaming kitt for this.

This was not the emp.

This is the arrow virus.

Arrow has been out of the lab

Since the army bought him out.

Alex, listen to me.

Now, a nano-virus infects technology

Just like an organic virus infects people.

Anything that has a chip in it.

A processor of any kind at all.

Like televisions, or cell phones, or a computer?

Right, and almost everything electronic

Has some sort of microprocessor in it.

And the virus hones in on that processor and feeds on it.

So instead of spreading through the air

Via a cough or a sneeze,

It spreads through metal.

And if there's no metal, it stops.

Right, and it appears to burn itself out

If it doesn't have anything metallic to conduct it.

But the truck--

Now, the truck was surrounded by asphalt

And other organic material,

So the virus stopped there.

What about the harley?

It could be a carrier.

But what if it's not even infected?

Look, that bike could destroy everything electronic

Within a 500-mile radius in a matter of hours.

And if it uploads itself

Through the phones or the power lines,

Theoretically it could use the internet as a host

To create an epidemic.

Theoretically.

That damn thing gets online, we will have

A worldwide disaster on our hands

In a matter of days.

Go find that harley, charles.

Right.

Why'd you pass me a note to meet in the hall?

You're not gonna get weird on me again--

Act normal.

You act normal.

I know what killed those men in the back of that truck.

It's a virus.

What kind of virus does that?

A nano-virus.

What if mike has it? No, no.

The virus only infects technology, not people.

Okay, that's not possible.

Not only is it possible,

I think it's spreading.

Okay, if it doesn't infect people,

Why were the bikers in the truck all dead?

Because they were wearing chain mail.

The virus spreads

Through metal.

It has properties like acid when it moves.

It burned right through their bodies.

How do you know this?

There's rumors that the pentagon

Has been developing a tech virus for years.

It's ours?

I think so.

We've gotta tell torres.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Torres already knows.

But he blamed it on kitt.

It's not cool to blame kitt.

Haven't you noticed torres getting more secretive lately?

I overheard him on the phone the other day.

You mean you eavesdropped?

You have to swear not to say anything to anybody.

Who am I gonna tell? Swear!

Okay, I swear.

He was talking about karr.

Karr? Shh!

Come on.

Karr doesn't even exist.

That's what they want us to believe.

Karr lives.

I don't care what torres says, it wasn't the emp.

And I don't wanna just sit here

With my thumb up my--

So I'm having a threesome tonight

With zoe and torres.

Do you wanna make it four?

Okay.

Earth to sarah.

Hello?