Charmed

The truth is out there, and they can't hide up

in their ivory tower anymore.

The Charmed Ones aren't the heroes we were promised.

Everywhere they go, an innocent creature

ends up getting killed.

Are they really...

Gonna leave the house today?

What's the point?

Using their powers to control the rest of us.

That ogre friend of yours, Louie...

He's a gnome.

I don't care what he is.

He said they might be hiring at his shop.

Hon,

I get you're upset.

That spa paid good money, but...

You got to find another job eventually.

Assuming this new girl even is a Charmed One,

they're the most powerful...

Fine. I'll see you tonight.

But where are they when this Tallyman

is wreaking havoc on our world, huh?

Oh, I'm gonna tell you where.

At some fancy-pants spa! That's where.

And that ticks me off!

People in power call us "conspiracy theorists"

because they're afraid.

And they know that we know truth,

and that's terrifying to them.

My kids haven't been able to sleep in weeks.

Not with this Tallyman on the loose.

Who's fighting for us now that the witches

have turned their backs on us?

Would you just put that thing down, please?

But who will it be?

Who's got what it takes

to stand up and fight for our freedom?

They forced that leprechaun guy

to help them find the mysterious Tallyman

and once he was no longer useful, they tossed him.

Come on, Donnie. For God's sake,

get off the couch already!

Don't you see what this is doing to us?

Aah!

And you know M is a cursed letter, right?

Mags, Mel, Michaela?

Think about it. Everyone knows you can see an M...

I'm leaving, Donnie.

That damned thing is poisoning your mind,

and I don't want to be a part of it anymore.

Well? Are you gonna say anything?

What makes them so damn special?

I mean, they get replaced faster than a revolving door.

I bet they aren't even sisters.

If you had any idea

what those Charmed Ones were really up to...

Goodbye, Donnie.

I heard the Charmed Ones were the cause

of the rising gas prices.

They've got to be stopped

before someone else gets hurt, or worse.

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I hope you're ready to go where no sandwich

has gone before: back in time.

Now let's go find you.

Why won't you stop?

Hell yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

- What you been up to? - How have you been?

I am just...

You go.

Remember how I told you I was volunteering

at a shelter for queer teens who end up homeless?

Yeah.

Well, it got shut down.

What?

City council marked it for rezoning,

and so we decided to take matters into our own hands

and set up a temp shelter here.

- We? - Hey, Mel.

Oh.

Wow. Okay.

So you two are...

For the last couple months.

I-I thought about, um, telling you earlier, I just, the...

Timing didn't feel right.

Oh.

We could use another set of hands if you want to help.

Actually, I got to run. But, um, congrats, you guys.

This is great. Really.

You okay?

You are not going to believe

who Ruby is dating.

Kristen Stewart.

Weirdly, that would have been easier to swallow, but no.

She's with Swan.

Whoa. Plot twist.

Right?

I mean, Swan is great,

and they oddly make a ton of sense together, but

I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I'm sorry.

A little light reading?

Can't stop thinking about the Tallyman.

Those gross hands massaging my scalp.

Then I realized

the only way he could have known we were going to that spa

was if he was listening to us, here.

That's when I found this.

Look at its eyes.

There's something almost

technological about them.

- Hmm. - Like cameras.

Is it still watching us?

No. I enchanted the jar so we can see in, but...

It can't see out.

The problem is I've looked through every book we own,

and there's nothing on surveillance spiders.

Have you talked to Harry?

He might know something about it.

Yeah, I called him, but no answer.

- Have you seen him around lately? - No.

Actually, I can't even tell you the last time I saw him.

You don't think anything's wrong, do you?

No. I'm sure he's fine.

Kaela was out with him not too long ago.

She might know where he is.

Kaela?

Do you hear that buzzing?

Electric toothbrush?

Aah!

It's not a toothbrush.

Hey. Sorry.

I, um... I usually lock it when I'm...

Brushing your teeth?

Yeah. Yeah, sorry.

It's just, uh, with these powers making my art so dangerous,

I've been too scared to paint.

I'm afraid I'll, like, bring a dragon to life

that burns down Seattle, so...

Yeah, that's probably not a good idea.

Yeah, no.

But damn, when I can't paint I get all

bottled up inside, you know?

- So I got to... - There's a magic spider in the house.

- Huh? - Uh, yeah.

We think the Tallyman is using it to spy on us.

Oh.

Have you seen Harry lately?

Last I saw him he was at the Blue Camellia

going up to Roxie's office.

But that was, like, a week ago.

Sounds like we owe our girl Roxie a visit.

Okay. Well, I'll come. Let me just get some shoes on, yeah?

Since when are you so awkward about that stuff?

I'm not being awkward.

"There's a magic spider in the house."

Oh, excuse me for not wanting to talk about masturbation

with someone I barely know.

Okay, but you do realize the Power of Three is working,

so she's probably our sister.

Yes, Mel, I get that.

But...

I'm not ready to start throwing around the "S" word yet.

Not until I know for sure.

Really?

You're gonna raise twice and then put down a Zamba Zaraa?

Got to say we expected more from someone...

Who spends all that time with the Charmed Ones.

I told y'all I've never played this game before.

Now, can we please just focus on Elvin Poker and not...

The Witches Three?

You mean the girlfriend you're not talking to?

Ugh.

You got to be kidding me.

I know. Right? Come in!

Every time they have a problem they feel the need to

take time out of my day to solve it.

It's these new generations.

They just expect everything handed to them

instead of doing the work and picking up a book themselves.

Yeah, I'll take care of 'em.

I haven't seen Harry.

Wait, how did you...

It's my bar. If anyone so much as sneezes wrong, I know.

Put that down!

I'm sorry.

I didn't know your voice could do that.

There are a lot of things you don't know about me.

Wow.

I love this piece.

The style looks so familiar.

Do you know who painted this?

No idea, but my wife loved their work.

Had me hang another one just like it downstairs.

Hmm.

I know the Charmed Ones are here, hiding!

Looking out for themselves, like they always do.

So they can either come out and face justice