The X Factor

A star has just walked out on that stage.

You are an absolute original.

You are so driven and passionate, it's amazing to watch.

You're flawless.

You really are.

4,329 yeses.

This is sparta!

I really, really, really like you.

Yeah!

You took that thing to places that even Beyonce didn't take it.

It looks beautiful on you.

Yeah.

Unh.

Oh, God.

You sing like an eight-year-old.

Please give me a chance.

That's one of the greatest songs ever written, and you just destroyed it.

No.

Good morning, Providence.

It's the day we've all been waiting for.

The X Factor is rolling into town.

L.A., welcome to Providence, baby.

It's a pleasure to be here.

Everybody's been freaking out.

X Factor fandemonium.

I mean, from you to Britney to Simon and Demi.

Hey, Tiffany, we gotta go.

I I just got a tweet from one of my friends.

There's gonna be tons of people there.

Are you ready?

Coming to Providence?

That's crazy.

The winner, as you know, gets a $5 million recording contract.

5 million bucks, baby.

5 million bucks.

Yeah.

Oh, we got it?

We got it, and we gonna kill it.

How long we been waiting for this?

We've been waiting for the longest time.

We gotta... this time we gotta do this.

We gotta do this.

There's no other option.

What time do we have to be over there today?

We have to leave in about ten minutes.

Really?

Yeah.

What are you laughing at?

I just got a text from wade.

"Does Britney want anything special for today?"

Which one's wade?

You know the guy with the big glasses and the big headphones?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I think we should mess with him a little bit today.

No, don't mess with him.

Yes.

Aww.

It'll be fun.

What do you want to do?

Maybe tell him I want a straw hat?

Perfect. I love that.

Then we'll just run him around town and let him find you a straw hat.

Yeah.

I like it. Perfect.

I love it.

Wait, let me tell him.

The lines to get in... Incredible. Thousands.

Yeah, really, thousands.

The X Factor buzz really has been spreading throughout the city.

Oh, my gosh.

So many people.

Like, literally, everyone's here.

Just have your tickets, wristbands out.

No food, no water.

Yo, the line's huge.

You gotta get down here right now.

No, we're coming right now.

Save my spot.

Come on, man, let's go.

We're already late over here.

I just want to shake Britney's hand, man.

Yeah, all right.

Like Britney Spears really gives a damn about you.

She does. She will.

All right, yeah.

You better stop being so negative.

I'm not being negative, but stop thinking we're just gonna win this thing.

I'm gonna say we're gonna win, you're gonna say we're gonna lose.

We're ready, man.

I was born ready.

Oh, Demi just tweeted.

She's almost here.

She's coming right now.

Are you serious?

Get ready for the judges.

I'm so excited for Demi Lovato, I can't even wait.

If there's a star to be found, we will find them here in.

Providence, Rhode Island.

I cannot cry when I see Britney.

Don't cry.

Can't wait to see Simon.

Where's Simon today?

Is he coming?

No car.

Improvised.

Welcome your judges!

Think we can start now.

There's a lot of hot girls here.

Yeah, a lot of hot girls.

I'm a eligible bachelor.

Matter of fact, I think I'm gonna write a beautiful song for you.

You do?

Yeah.

I'm flattered.

Are you single?

Yes.

Oh, you are single?

Yeah, I am.

I'm very single.

You are?

Ultra single.

My name's adoni pertesis.

My name is John Peter jevelez.

And we are... The o.G.'S original... original greeks.

I messed up, didn't I?

You didn't mess up, man.

Oh, all right.

You just had an echo to my effect.

Okay.

Come on, man.

Straight, straight in and to the left.

Register right here.

We can sing, we can act.

We can cook, we can clean.

Everything.

I'm feeling very confident for my audition.

If Michelangelo kept his paintings in his basement,

nobody would ever know the true art that he created.

Similarly, we've come out of the basement, and we have a chance

to showcase our art.

It's showtime, baby.

There's no tomorrow, there's no later, there's no other

opportunity like this.

This is the one we were here for, this is the one we came

for, this is the one we've been wanting, this is the one

that we need.

This is sparta!

Adoni and John, the stage is ready for you now.

So if you could follow me.

Hi, guys.

Yeah, what up, ladies and gentlemen?

Right, what's your names and ages, please?

Adonis, 33 years old.

Adonis.

Adonis, like the Greek God.

Your real name is adonis?

Adonis, adoni pertesis.

Okay, and what's your name?

John.

John. Okay.

So we've got adonis and John.

What are your day jobs?

I own a diner in Fairfield, Connecticut.

Yeah.

I'm a waiter.

At my diner.

Okay, yeah.

And that's what we do.

We sing for all the lovely people.

That's right.

What's up, everybody?

Okay.

Can I get a bacon, egg, and cheese?

Okay, what are you gonna sing?

Hello by Lionel Richie.

Great. Great.

Yeah.

The great Lionel Richie.