Blue Exorcist (青の祓魔師)

It's.

Drug sabelo and adversaries get.

Stay calm. Focus on the him.

Oh. You must keep changing.

Father, please step back. Don't be ridiculous.

If we succumb to this evil now,

then who will be left to defend Asia?

Damn you. Cursed demons.

What are you, some kind of demon? Holy crap.

That guy's bad news. Let's get out of here.

Who are you calling a demon?

You assholes are way more demonic than me.

Oh, crap. I did it again.

What am I doing? Damn it!

Still to say Okano the black box

Coca Cola me to life with yoga outside Coca Cola.

Yeah. Picabia you can, Sancho. Not gonna sit. You know, Owner

Massimo Tomaselli here. We got all kind of man on here.

I took on edible.

Like I'm said, the.

You think you can go? Junchaya does not.

Cream.

I got us off. He.

Oh, string lamb.

Confess thy sins with true sorrow and pray for forgiveness.

Yeah. Why should I? I haven't done anything wrong.

Where did you get that cut on

your face? I tripped going downstairs.

Your clothes are a mess. It was a mother of a fall.

And that trace of a nosebleed. Yeah,

well, when I fell, I bumped smack into this super hot chick,

and I. Let's go after her. Show me where she is. Ran crap.

On. You got into another fight, admitted. Why must you always

let go of me, you old fart.

I just received a disturbing phone call from your employers.

They told me they have no need

for a delivery boy who doesn't bother to return.

So what? Big deal. There was no way I could cut it anyway.

As if a guy like me could

ever hold down a job. Don't be a baby.

The day will soon come when you must leave

this monastery and strike out on your own.

And as your guardian, it's my duty to see that you do so.

Or do you just want to become

a priest and run this monastery?

Take over this crappy church. Dream on, Dad.

I'm all done getting myself ready to move out.

All that's left for me to do is carry out my luggage.

Well done, son. Welcome home, Rin. Get

into another fight. Shut the hell up.

I swear for a couple of twins,

those guys couldn't be more different.

What? Yukio might be the younger one, but he doesn't act it.

He's great at sports. Always gets straight A's.

And he's about to start his freshman year at True Cross Academy.

Meanwhile, his big brother's only accomplishment is causing trouble.

Rin, you should really try being a little

bit more like Yukio and start straightening

out your life. I said just shut.

Oh, my goodness. What in God's name was that?

It's about time we had this old piece of junk replaced.

Father Fujimoto. Someone to see you. Fine.

Clean up this mess before the service starts.

Right. Yukio. I want you to attend to Rin's wounds.

Sure. Come on, let's go. All right.

Oh, that stings. I'm almost finished. Just hang in there.

So you're moving into the dorm, huh?

Yeah. Well, since school starts next week and all.

I'll be saying goodbye to 15 years in this place.

So I guess that makes this the last

time you'll be treating my injuries.

When I become a doctor, I'll give

you all the treatment you want for a fee. Of course.

Being a doctor has always been your dream,

hasn't it? Then go for it.

I'm sure you're gonna make it big time.

Did you miss the part where I said I was going to charge you?

Listen, you're going to be all right without me, aren't you?

What's up with that? Are you going to lecture me,

too? I'm just worried, that's all.

And not just me. Dad's worried too.

And so is everyone else here.

I mean, you're getting into fights every day,

and you can't seem to hold down

a part time job for very long.

Look, I'm really stressed by all that, too.

I know. I've got to pull it together and fast, but I go by.

Oh, yeah. Nice shot. Really? Can you believe

how many more of them there are?

There's such a pain in the ass. Hey.

What the hell are you doing?

Get out of my face.

I'm just getting rid of these worthless passages.

Swarm eating crap everywhere. So shut the hell up.

I'm sure you're just being tested in a way.

Ran by who? God, of course.

You know, you're starting to sound just like the old man.

There you are. We heard that the Southern

Cross Shopping mall is hiring part timers.

Yeah, we called and they want you

there right now for an interview.

Whoa. How dare you call them without telling me? You better hurry.

You can borrow my old suit for the interview.

I need a suit to interview for a part time job.

Here, take these shoes. Don't mess them up.

All right. And here's a map and your

new resume. Prepare the photo yourself.

What do you say, huh? Looks like there's no way out.

What the hell? How am I supposed

to get this thing tied? Right?

Yeah, never mind. Forget it. Thank you very much, Father.

Don't mention it. You really needn't take it to heart.

You're very fortunate, you know. You have

parents you can depend on by your side if you're ever frightened.

All you need to do is call for your mother or father.

And if even that proves insufficient, then

exorcists like us will step in.

Pretty tough gig being an exorcist and all.

I mean, your job is to vanquish things that don't even exist.

Those demons do exist in the darkest corners of our souls.

That's bull. You're just a glorified guidance counselor.

Never mind that. Why are you wearing a suit?

Oh, well, they hounded me to go to this interview,

so I borrowed this. No necktie

going. Telus is in. For your information.

You don't know how to Not one, do you?

Give it to me. I'll show you how.

Lift up your collar. Button that shirt.

Really? I can't believe what a hulking lout you've become.

And to think you were so cute as a small child shouting.

Daddy, play with me. That was a long time ago.

And it would be damn creepy if you

thought a grown up was still cute.

Grown up, huh? I don't see any grown ups here.

Oh, knock it off there. If it stings you so much,

then give me a glimpse of how much you've matured.

Don't diss me. Fine. I'm gonna prove

to you that I can make it on my own.

Gouge out those eyes of yours and watch me.

Well, I don't think I can gouge my eyes out,

you know, but shut the hell up, you old fart.

Rin Okumura, age 15. You only have

a junior high diploma and you want to work Well,

since I don't really like school and all that.

If you think you can get by in life being picky,

you're in for a rude awakening.

Yeah, you have a point. For starters,

bring all these boxes into the store and stack them up.

You mean all of them? Too much for you. No, I'll do it.

There she goes again. Hazing the newbies.

There's no way he can get all that done in a day, is there?

Hm hm hm hm. Oh.

Hey there, boss. This is the last one. Oh.

Is the.

No, No.

You like that?

Guess I'm just not cut out for working. What's the matter, newbie?

Oh, cheer up, kiddo. Here, eat some of this. Sure.

Oh,

what is this? It's horrible. You two.

The boss ordered a huge shipment of these noodles

because she got a deal on them,

and they're cheap, but they're not selling at all.

Listen, do you think I could give that a try?

Hey, we've got a new line of fried noodle here.

How about it, folks? What is this? It's delicious.

Not to mention, it smells amazing. The secret

to its flavor lies in this special sauce.

Also, we top it with sardine flakes

to give it an excellent flavor that

would put the pro's to shame.

I'd like some of that, too. Yeah, me too,

boss. Yeah.

Staff meeting started 830 every morning.

No tardiness. Starting tomorrow, I want you here with guns blazing. What?