Brothers Conflict (BROTHERS CONFLICT)

I've been thinking of you as my little sister.

We live together and see each other every day.

But I have to admit those feelings have changed.

It's not easy telling you how I really feel.

I love you.

Forever.

Of course we love each other.

We're family.

Finally. I get to meet my new family today.

I can't believe I have brothers, now.

I hope they like me.

Saw that! A look of complete lack of cynicism!

Chii, thirteen males require suspicion at all times!

I know, Juli. That's all you've talked about

since you found out I was moving.

I mean what in pie's name were Rintaro

and this new mother of yours thinking?

Throw you to a barn full of hungry males

while they move into a new house together?

It doesn't make sense!

Sure it does. Dad and Miss Miwa are newlyweds.

They want a life of their own. It's what people do.

Plus, they're both too busy with work.

Sure. Now putting you in danger

seems like a great idea!

Juli. You do realize these people you think

are so dangerous are my brothers now, right?

They're not some random strangers.

They're still boys bursting with hormones

I can't pronounce!

And if they even look at you funny,

those brothers are going down!

We're almost there.

Yes! Take me to the battlefield!

Oh, they're already here.

Uh! Whoa!

Excuse me! Hi.

Hi. You must be our new sister!

They're taking your things up to your room.

Oh. Thanks.

My name's Masaomi, and I'm the oldest.

And this one's the youngest. Wataru.

Hey there! What up, Big Sis?

Uh. Hey yourself.

Thanks for having me. I'm glad to be here.

Well good, we're glad that you're here, too.

Oh. These two aren't the pervy scumballs I was expecting.

But just you wait!

Brace yourself, kiddo.

We're moving into a battlefield, here.

I better fuel up before the others return.

And... as long as we're in this house,

you don't leave my side.

You got that?

It's not safe.

The fight of our lives is ahead of us!

All for one and--! Crap.

Chii! Where did you go?

Chii!

I'm coming for you, Chii! Follow my voice!

What is it? Someone out there?

Maybe? Weird.

Ready to die, kid?

Oh, you must be Subaru, the ninth son, huh?

Ah! No pinching!

Whoa.

It's a little squirrel.

Hey there, buddy.

Where'd you come from? Are you lost?

Kaname.

Brother number three, I presume.

You're making my tie uneven! Let go!

Owie.

Why are you bringing it with us?

You never know. This could be someone's pet.

I don't want it to get hurt out there.

I know exactly who you are.

You play basketball and think we should all

worship you because of it.

Rintaro goes on and on about you like you're

some kind of miracle whip. But I ain't fooled.

I smell your nasty mind funk!

It's full of kink and smut and mess!

You keep away from Chii, you hear me?

So yeah. Why does it seem like this squirrel hates us?

It doesn't. I just think he's excited.

Iori? Hey. You're back early today.

Early but not by my doing.

Ukyo told me to come home.

Hmph! So that's Iori?

The smart popular one who's good at sports.

Hm?

I gotta go change but I'll be there in a bit.

'Kay. These all going to the kitchen?

Yeah. Can you grab some for me?

Sure. What is that?

It's a squirrel.

Whoa! It's running away.

This is not "running away!"

This is "being the hero!"

Oh. Hello there.

Hark! I hear a voice. I'm coming, Chii!

Give us a welcome home hug.

It's, nice to meet you, Sis.

Unhand her!

Ah!

I'm sorry you had to see that. My name's Azusa.

Good to have you here.

Ow. That hurt.

Freaky, isn't it?

Tsubaki and I are identical twins.

All right you two. Let's not intimidate her.

Good to meet you. My name's Ukyo.

I'm the attorney of the family.

Oh, so you're a high-end bastard!

They keep getting better and better!

Cool. It's nice to meet you, too.

Wow. You're so pretty.

Tsubaki! Thought I told you not to

bring your game in the house!

Well! Look who decided to show up!

Yeah! I live here!

And I don't want to have to watch your make out sessions!

-- -- Uh.

No way?

Yusuke, hi.

Why are you here?

Um. Because I--.

Tsubaki. I suppose this means you

didn't inform Yusuke like I asked you?

Why? Wait, let me guess. You forgot?

You know, your tone sounds extremely judgey right now.

Look. I did not sign up for this mess.

You're my classmate. Not my sister. Got it?

Seriously? Why are you being so dramatic, bro?

You can't just disown her.

Wrong, I do what I want!

Yusuke Asahina, of course.

I should've just known by his last name.

No, no! Get off of me!

So. How you holding up, kid?

Do we need to go to the hospital?

Your face looks weird!

No. I'm okay. Really.

And at last we meet. You look lovely.

If you're ever in the mood for a riveting Buddhist sermon,

I would be delighted to give you one, my dear.

Kaname, that's gross!

Hey! I remember you!

-- Mmm! --

Is it too cold in here?

Do you want me to turn the air down?

Oh. No. It's all right.

No it's not. In fact, it's a little stuffy.

Compression of body heat does that.

Right. Yes. Um, I'm sorry about

Juli hurting you earlier.

Please, don't worry about it.

I can't be mad at him for trying to make new friends.

Soon it'll be like he's my pet, too.

Sure.

I'm so sorry.

Watch yourself!

This place is lousy with dopes, isn't it?

Were you shocked?

I mean, that there are so many of us?

Yeah. I knew about all of you,

but I'm still kinda overwhelmed.

It's gonna be super cool to have a big sister!

Hey! Do you wanna see a giant bunny?

There's one in my room!

Come on! I'll show you!

Not now, Wataru. She just got here.

Aw...

All in good time. And this still isn't all of us

if you can believe it.

One is at work, two don't live here,

and then there's this guy. Watch.

Look, it's Futo!

That's Futo?

That fake smile looks like a cry for help.

He's on tour.

I was wondering where he went.

I knew I hadn't seen him around.

Last thing I heard he was in Hokkaido.

Have you ever been there?

We'll ask him to bring you a souvenir if you want.

Thanks. That'd be nice.

Futo is our little rockstar brother.

All his fans know him as Asakura, though.

Can you believe that he's this famous already?

At fifteen?

That's amazing.