Jane the Virgin

Okeydokey, diving right in.

Our Jane was accidentally inseminated by this hottie.

But she was engaged to this hottie.

So now, she's in a big old love triangle.

And Rafael?

Well, he went in for the kiss.

But you know who saw?

His ex-wife Petra.

Oh, and she was inseminated by Rafael, too.

Though not accidentally.

She did it her own damn self.

I know... crazy, right?

And speaking of crazy,

Rogelio's first ex-wife Luciana

came back to town with her beloved bunnies.

And Xo was super threatened by their chemistry.

But Ro chose Xo.

Unfortunately, Luciana wouldn't go away that easily.

Oh, and speaking of threats, Rafael's sister Luisa

was kidnapped by some scary German henchmen.

She thought it was related to her ex-lover Rose.

Also known as international criminal Sin Rostro.

But then, this happened.

Oh.

Also searching for Rose, Detective Michael,

and he had a lead... her name used to be Denise.

And she had visited a small vineyard in the Swiss Alps.

But when he called the vineyard about Denise...

- Gustav? - He got this answer.

All you need to know...

Heidi Von Ocher.

And I don't know who the hell that is.

So let's watch and find out.

From a very young age,

Jane Gloriana Villanueva knew exactly who she was...

a good student...

a good daughter...

and a good friend.

Ready?

I don't know.

You can do this.

Jane did let it all hang out that day, yo.

And in so doing, she ruined her perfect behavior record.

But she also found herself

a lifelong bestie.

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I don't see how this is supposed to help you lose weight.

I'm not even breaking a sweat.

Yeah, it gets a little harder after the whole pregnancy thing.

- You know? - All right, Carriage Cruisers!

Now it's time to start squatting!

Oh, and a reminder,

if anyone is still peeping their pants,

you might want to sit this one out.

Don't want to brag, stopped peeping my pants yesterday.

Hey-o!

You look amazing.

What's your secret?

Birth control.

Okay, finally, tell me about Nat.

Nate. He's so cute.

Anyway, he Snapchatted me...

Oh.

Go on.

Anyway, so I texted him back, just like,

"Why are you Snapchatting me in the bathroom

when we're in the same bar?"

- Oh... - Sorry, not you, not you.

It's okay, sweetie.

- I'm sorry. - Wait, was that to me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He usually sleeps

during the session.

I'm sorry, go on, go, go, go.

Jane, it's fine. We'll catch up on Friday.

- Friday? - Come on, Jane!

You're killing me! I can't keep showing up

everywhere dressed like this.

It should be noted

that until this moment, Jane had completely forgotten

about her best friend's 25th birthday party.

- _ - Thank you for throwing me

the best baby shower ever.

And I am gonna throw you a killer 25th birthday party.

That she had promised to plan.

Please, the baby will be little.

My sisters have kids.

I know the drill.

You're gonna kind of disappear on me.

Stop!

I'm not gonna disappear on you.

And I'm gonna throw you a birthday party.

Oh, my God! Can it be a surprise?

I've never had a surprise party.

Yeah, but you know.

But not when.

So... ?

Is it Friday?

Turns out I hate surprises.

Yep, it's Friday.

Oh, God.

What am I wearing?

Is there a theme?

A theme... we need a theme!

Um, the '60s... or a Greek thing...

The Great Gatsby because of your roaring 20s.

Oh, my God!

I love that movie.

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The Great Gatsby?

It's all I can think of; I'm writing a paper

on it at school... so, can you help me?

Sure, it's been a while since I read the book.

With the party.

I was kidding.

Oh.

Oh, not up.

Sure, I'll help.

You throwing it at the hotel?

I think so. Still have to ask Rafael.

Have you talked to him since the big smooch?

Okay, first off, it wasn't a big smooch.

It was a regular smooch.

And yes.

We talked.

Kind of.

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You know, it means I'm a little overwhelmed right now.

And I just had a baby and I'm not ready.

And I know that's not what you want to hear,

but I'm sorry, that's where I'm at.

Think he got all that from a gritted-teeth emoji?

Unclear.

But like I said, he's coming over,

and I'm gonna talk to him.

Oh, and I'm going to tell Michael we kissed.

What? Why?

Just to be on the up and up.

It's a terrible idea.

And we have no jurisdiction in Switzerland.

So, I'll talk to her off the record even.

We don't have the budget to send you.

We'll find the money.

I know the Sin Rostro case

better than anyone, and right now,

we got the element of surprise working for us.

Oh, hi there.

Cordero, meet Detective Susanna Barnett, your new partner.

- What? - Can't beat the element of surprise.

I was gonna tell you,

then you started in on Switzerland.

Pleased to meet you.

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Nice to meet you.

What if we find a way to bring Heidi Von Ocher here?

Who's Heidi Von Ocher?

I actually can't remember.

Just give me some time; if it doesn't work,

you'll hand the lead over to the Swiss authorities.

24 hours.

That's it.

Swiss authorities, wow!

Looks like we're fixing to go international.

You want to catch me up?

Read the Sin Rostro file.

Sin Rostro already?

Yes!

Okay, this could be painful.

Oh, it's really painful!

Bone pain's the worst kind of pain.

I know, because-cause I'm a doctor!

Oh, can you, can you please just get me an oxy?

Actually, wait, no, don't get me an oxy.

Like they say in AA, it's a slippery slope.

Actually, just give me half of one and then don't

give me the other half no matter what I say.

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Let me just Google Translate that.

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Maybe "I got the image"?

Okay, okay, I don't care about the oxy.

Just don't mutter me!

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So, what do you think?

Definitely don't tell Michael you kissed Rafael.

About the invitation, Ma!

I'm just saying

nothing good can come of it.

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What? How did you... ?

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Oh, okay, that's Rafael.

Enough.