MacGyver

Previously, on "MacGyver"...

Whatever time I have left,

I want to spend it with you.

I promised Mac I'd pick up his dad after chemo today.

You're not picking up Oversight in your car, are you?

No. Mac Daddy said I could drive his new whip.

What the...?

Bye, Jim.

You got to get me out of here.

I don't know how much longer I can stay still.

- Is this gonna work? - It has to.

Three, two, one.

- Bomb fuse? - That's what's left

of one of the trigger mechanisms from the device found

in your dad's SUV.

Someone wants to kill your father.

"Car," C-A-R.

I said steal a car

- and pick me up behindthe royal palace. - No, you said "vehicle."

"Steal a vehicle and pick me up behind the royal palace."

- Direct quote, so that's what I did. - Nobody uses the word "vehicle"

colloquially, it sounds ridiculous.

So does using the word "colloquially."

Even if I did say "car,"

which I 100% did not, how was this the best option?

It's bulletproof, bombproof and fireproof.

Dude, this thing is rad. Besides, nothing else was gonna

get us out of that mess back there.

Okay, fair enough. But stealing it is what

got us into this current mess.

How does someone as thorough as you not realize

the Garde républicainetracks the French president's limo

at all times?

Oh, great.

Hey, Matty, I, uh, assume you heard we're in

- a bit of a pickle? - Yes, Mac,

you're on every channel in the EU.

Also, Desi's right.

You did say "vehicle,"

- not "car". - Okay,

now that everyone's up to speed, how about you clear up

- this little misunderstanding? - I'm sorry,

but unfortunately, I don't have the supreme magistrate's

personal celly on speed dial.

And even if I did, nothing would change the fact

that you two took his private limo

for a joie-ride.

Sorry, guys, but if the men in the ear pieces and the suits

catch you, there's nothing I can do.

Oh, we just lost a tire!

According to this,

the limo's titanium-reinforced

run-flat tires should hold up for about ten minutes.

Well, that's not a lot of time.

Tell us about the car's other features.

It's built on a tank chassis,

it's hermetically sealed in case of a chemical attack,

it's got night vision headlights...

Like I said: R-A-D rad.

Backup oxygen tanks, tear gas grenades,

bags of the president's blood in case he needs a transfusion

- in transit... - Wait, wait, I got an idea.

Riley, I need you to direct us

to the nearest underpass or tunnel.

I'm on it.

Sorry!

I'll admit it, Desi was right.

This limo is rad.

Resuscitator masks, blood transfusion bags,

medical tape, oxygen tanks?

It's got everything a couple of spies

could need to make their escape.

Whatever you're doing back there, Einstein, do it faster.

Faster? You try making a gas mask at 90 miles an hour.

Desi, there's a tunnel coming up

- on your left. - Turn... now.

Sorry.

You okay?

Just keep your eyes on the road.

This stuff doesn't just exist in James Bond movies.

These are the real deal, and they'll help, too.

Because now we'll be breathing the good old O2,

while the French Republican Guard chokes on fumes.

Au revoir.

*MacGyver* Season 03 Episode 20

Episode Title: "No-Go + High-Voltage + Rescue"

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Large house, black, extra hot.

Are we talking scalding, searing or merely piping?

Oh, this is one's a lawsuit in the making.

Just the way you like it.

For your new guitar fund.

Thanks, Jim. Till tomorrow?

.. .in daily contact with us, our children

have disappeared without a trace.

They haven't responded to calls or e-mails, or posted online.

This is highly unusual.

We know something is wrong.

We're begging the international community for help.

Anyone with knowledge of their whereabouts, please contact us.

We just want our babies home.

Man...

Another dead end, bringing us to a grand total of zero leads.

Whoever planted this bomb in my dad's SUV

went to great lengths to remain anonymous. Look, man,

you've been staring at that wreckage for days now.

How about you take a break to behold Sparky's new skills?

You really reprogrammed him to assess human emotions?

I sure did.

My hard drive homeboy can now analyze

eye movement, body language,

epidermal fluctuations and a dozen other factors

to determine intent and feelings.

And he's accurate as hell.

Look.

This footage was taken in Siena, Italy.

Without knowing any other details, Sparky will

tell us exactly what those two guys are.

Would you kindly shut up already?

I'm trying to work here.

A side effect of his new programming:

he's becoming kind of a jerk.

Analysis complete.

Subject One is leaning forward at a 27 degree angle,

indicating eagerness to share.

Eye movement is 32.6% higher than human average,

indicating nervousness. Based on these metrics

and 11 others,

I have concluded that Subject One is a highly suggestible

intelligence asset

eager to provide information to Subject Two.

Boo-yah!

That guy's a foreign operative, and we just watched him

successfully recruit a Ukrainian asset.

Bozer, this is insane.

I mean, this tech will give us

so many valuable applications in the field.

- Great job, man. - What am I,

chopped liver?

My bad. You, too, Sparky.

Whatever.

Hey, uh, you think Oversight will be so impressed

that he'll give me a raise for this?

Yeah, good luck with that.

Speak of the devil. Oversight wants us

in the war room in five minutes.

See you there.

We'll get that raise one day, Sparky.

Analysis complete.

Who are you analyzing?

Agents MacGyver and Nguyen, of course.

During observed interaction, they each experienced

rapid spikes in both heart rate and epidermal redness,

increases in pupillary dilation by two and three millimeters,

and held 37.3% more eye contact than baseline Phoenix employees.

Based on these factors, subjects appear

to have a mutual attraction,

or what humans commonly refer to as a crush.

Say what?

Other synonyms include: having hots for,

thirsting, catching feelings...

Oh, man.

We are begging the international community for help.

Anyone with knowledge of their whereabouts, please contact us.

We just want our babies home.

It's a nightmare.

Your kids take a gap year after graduating

college to travel the world and one day, they just disappear.

Do we know where they went missing?

No.

Ben Hagan and Isabel Marx

last called their parents from Bogotá, Colombia six days ago.

The next day, they missed their flight off the continent.

No one's heard from them since.

What did the State Department say?

That they won't launch

- an official search. - Won't?

Why? Because right before

Ben and Isabel disappeared,

they told their friends they were participating

in something called a No-Go Challenge.

It's a scavenger hunt,

known mainly in the backpacking community,

where you go to dangerous places

so you can do even more dangerous things

when you get there.

- Whoa. - I've heard about this.

There are No-Go Challenges on almost every continent.

I mean, Ben and Isabel must have been doing

- the South American leg. - Correct.

The State Department advises Americans not to travel

to most places on the No-Go list.

Since these kids ignored those warnings, they won't intervene.

Sending rescuers after Ben and Isabel sets a precedent,

and encourages others to take the same risks.

Which is why

the parents appealed to the public.

- They're out of options. - That's where

we come in.

I called the State Department,