Puthiya Niyamam (പുതിയ നിയമം)

'Puthiya Niyamam (New Law)'

"Hey lotus eyed, those who are your worshipers"

"They will be free from all kinds of sorrow"

"Shall be freed"

"Hey lotus eyed, those who are your worshipers"

"They will be free from all kinds of sorrow"

"Why do you doubt on that Partha? (Arjunan)"

"Hey supreme being"

"Hey all mighty salutations to you"

MW W“

Chintha, don't you want to go to school today? Get up fast

Mother it has been half an hour since I woke up

This is my mother, Vasuki Iyer Louis

Father and mother they are inter caste marriage

Everyone says mother is a big 'Kathakali artist'

But when I see that dance I don't understand anything

In our metro Cochin city'

'How many people know that Kathakali program is staged'

Poor one, fell in the bath room and the hand is on a sling

'Some of us knows to sing, dance, cooking, stitching'

'Like that what all arts, but'

'After the marriage we will say good bye to all this'

Are you going to take bath? Don't simply make me angry

She is still playing, the time for the bus to come

'Now slowly started to think isn't it?'

'I know to dance, I know to sing'

'Don't I know cooking? Goes on like that'

Come on get in fellow, hi there Swamy sir, already late

Sister what is the breakfast today? Is it 'Appam' and egg?

'Idali' Get inside boy!

Mother, I'm already late

Chintha, can't you hear? Stop What is it mother'?

Why can't you take all this? You don't forget something to eat

Good morning Vasuki aunty Good morning

My dear, give that bag here, what were you doing there?

You get inside - Hey fellow what nonsense are you doing?

Can't you behave properly without touching the girls?

Where is that maid in this bus? Where is that maid in this bus?

Sister today the maid is on leave

By mistake, I did Call the police!

He shouldn't be left free What is this Vasuki? Its late no?

Let the kids go

Just look at the way he looks My sister, my kids, will I?

Sister, don't you know me? Just go man, go fast, go

Vasuki, what happened to you? For such small matters

For you people it might be minor matter on opening the paper -

only this is there in it

Shucks! What had happened to this mother?

She wasn't like this

It was a total shame but my father isn't like this okay

He is a celebrity

"Did you see the house of Chandiran Chettan?"

"It is the like the rising of the moon"

Man, which is this song from? Sir its not in a movie, its in an ad

Ready Sir, it is okay

Greetings, all the respected viewers welcome to 'Kathrika' (Scissors)

Today going to 'Scissor' two movies which are released this week

First of all, directed by young director Mark Parameshwaran

A new generation movie 'Iru Thala Moori, a Kumbalangi love story'

Directed by Joy Peter a movie named

'Mullapoo Viplavam', which is an old generation movie

Low class words like 'Gunda (hit man) quotation, Machu (buddy)

'- Kalippu (hatred)'

When these words are stuffed in the mouth of underworld

It is a wrong notion that viewers will get scared

There are certain directors like that staying in Cochin

This is 'Kathrika' (Scissors) the program which made father famous

By the way haven't you seen at night in the news channel?

With discussions as a guest

Louis Pothen

Like the previous movies of blockbuster director

In this movie also the heroine is only a toy to sing and dance with hero

In a story which has got no logic

Before the larger than life image of hero -

- the heroine simply stays open mouthed, that is her fate!

This movie named 'Mullapoo Viplavam' has not created any revolution

It is limited to only male roar!

He is also an artist

MW W“

It is mother who is the main model of father

And by the way father is also a lawyer, okay

Father mainly takes the divorce cases

Because of that mother calls father mockingly 'divorce lawyer'

Kochi, is not old Kochi, buddy Kochi has got a new DCP'

'That too a smart lady, DCP Jeena bhai lPS'

'Don't you remember Vani Viswanath in 'King' that was a deadly entry, no?

'Our goose bumps sprouted just like that'

'On seeing that, there is a scene beating the collector'

BrotherAbilash, this is what on saying don't wed the lover who is loved

When she become the wife, she may not have the beauty of lover

They both are different

Look man, family is like a financial institution

Husband is the cashier and the wife is the manager

When the adjustment between them fails, the company will be shut down

All the husbands who boast my wife is happy, they are all lairs

In the world no wife is happy, you just re-think whether you want divorce

Vasu, it is better for us if you use the fuel carefully

Is this an onion or a tear gas?

What is it? -Again daughter is not going in a school bus

How can she decide that single handedly?

I'm the one who decided that, now on Louis may drop her

Okay, so monthly rupees thousand as bus fees

Yearly Rs. 70,000 it'll take 7 years to complete the school

So Rs. 70,000 is the profit

Hey lady you are the finance minister

Next time when you contest at 'Pala' you'll win coolly

By the way don't come asking for the commission on this profit, okay

We should buy a car, in that case daughter can safely go to school, no?

What safety? All this accidents occur because of this car

Why don't we re-think on that? I have got nothing to think about!

I should make my daughter safe

Okay, okay will one car do?

MW W“

Is there anyone else to get an offering?

One 'Shatru-Samhara Pushpanjali'

Who is Vasuki's enemy?

Is it Louis chettan's mother'?

This is Kani aunty in 2 B, she is a news reader

Mother doesn't like aunty

Mother really doubts whether aunty is enticing father

That is the reason why mother is so angry

Where is the daughter?

She was here only Daughter!

Chintha!

Priest, do you conduct the prayers over here to entice?

Such kind of prayers aren't done over here

Daughter! Chintha!

LP, did you see Chintha? - Can ask whether one has seen a dream?

On asking whether 'Chintha' is seen? Can it be seen?

Is it this Chintha? Mother!

Girl, I'll show you

Did you see Kani? Yes I saw that indecent lady!

For Rs. 30 'Shatru-Samhara Pooja'

To take up the quotation on such a cheap rate

'Karukapalli Shaji' won't be available

Hats off to Gods!

When this joke is told by Srinivasan, you all will laugh

But when I say it, won't laugh

Of lately I have started to say jokes and all

Father don't you have cash with you?

Mothefs tension is since you have taken a loan and purchased a car

To buy a car within a day only that is possible

By taking the loan the Malayalees buy even an underwear

Then not to repay that, there is a trick done

Those who knows that trick is this 'repayment' an issue, daughter'?

Yet this is another trick done by father

Is Fahad or Dulquer who is more aged?

For Malayalees, the age is always a weakness

Started the chatter

MW W“

MW W“

Hell with this! I'm going to end this lawyer's profession, man

For me the same old hit man's profession suits very much

While asking the money he'll show some mimicry

Hey man if there is any hit man's job just tell, my tools will get some job!

Yeah, there he comes!

While putting the car in the shed, goes with a two wheeler

I haven't seen such a miser in Cochin, will call you later

Sir, good morning, sir yesterday you rocked in 'news hour'

'The kissing agitation' is a need for a country

On the TV I'll say several things like that, on hearing that when you go to kiss

I'll beat and break your decayed tooth, okay

Did you hear? You advocate Babu Raj

Okay keep this For what?

Who has come in the morning? Kavya Madhavan and mother has come

Kavya Madhavan? Yeah!

As far as Kavya is concerned, Madhavan isn't a successful husband

Isn't it?

Since she has eloped and married, she won't say it sir

I'll say he is a jerk

He has got money to drink, one year is over after the marriage

Just ask her sir, so far has he taken her to Goa or Singapore?

On the first wedding anniversary by calling few people -

- and to cut a velvet cake, he doesn't have money with him

What more, every month by going to that 'Jayalakshmi or Seemati'

Just to buy 20 saris, even that jerk can't do such things

Saying he is a husband

Lawyer just ask her whether he has taken for a movie in multiplex?

Not only that, daughter Kavya after doing the jobs at hospital

She is struggling in his kitchen

So, do you sleep in the kitchen?

At night he drinks only rice-gruel, will anyone drink that?

It is sugar no? The rice-gruel is the best one, no?

So far no Malayali has died because of drinking 'rice-gruel'

Come on lawyer Pothen, tell the point

Yeah, will say mother in law is saying son in law is a useless

Since there is no one present here to say Madhavan's side

I've to say certain things to you on Madhavan's behalf

Don't feel bad towards me

For the wedding anniversary as he can't cut butter cake -

- worth of 2000 bucks he isn't a useless fellow

As he can't buy sari worth of 20,000 every month, he isn't a useless fellow

For the mother in law to watch the serial and for the wife to watch Star TV

A person who can't buy 2 TV don't mock by calling use less fellow

To make a kitchen into palace and to make wife into Aishwarya Rai

When a person can't do all this, when hurt he'll booze

It is the length of their sorrow which is seen -

- as long queue before beverages corporation

Give it there No, thanks I'll only drinkjuice

Kavya, you should understand the husband