Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

We're back!

Let's go!

(CHIPMUNKS SINGING YOU REALLY GOT ME)

Nuts.

Give me the Black Beauty.

(CHANTING) Alvin! Alvin! Alvin!

Alvin, take it easy out there. You gotta share the spotlight.

You got it, Dave.

Uh, Dave?

I'm serious, Alvin. This is a charity benefit.

It's not all about you.

Sorry, Dave, I can't hear you over the thousands of fans screaming my name.

I'm back, Paris!

Yeah! A little help, boys.

Oh! Yeah!

Yeah, man!

Alvin, will you please get down from there?

I can't hear you!

Alvin, I'm not kidding! What?

Whoa, whoa!

Dave, look out!

Huh?

Alvin!

Dave!

Dave!

Dave?

This should help with the pain.

I wanna talk to my boys.

I just gave you a sedative that will take effect in about one minute, so...

Well, let them in quickly.

Dave! Dave, you're alive!

Hey, guys! It was an accident, I swear.

Are you okay? I'm really sorry, Dave.

I'll be fine. I'm just gonna be stuck here for a while.

And until I get out, I've made arrangements

for my Aunt Jackie to come stay with you.

Who's Aunt Jackie?

The one who sends us those metal buckets of yummy popcorn for Christmas.

Oh, Popcorn Jackie.

You don't have much time, monsieur Seville.

Uh, listen, I want you guys to go home and live a normal childhood.

I've even made arrangements for you to go to school.

School? Yes, school.

Simon, I'm putting you in charge.

You are? I'm counting on you.

Dave, wait a minute. Why is he in charge?

Whoa. He's counting on me.

Dave, please don't die.

He's just sleeping. He's had a sedative.

Oh! A sedative.

Excuse me. I'm here to escort the Chipmunks home.

We're not leaving Dave. I'm putting my paw down on this one.

You come here! Oops. Whoa!

I got it. I'll fix it. Nope, made it worse.

Please. Please go. Oh, this must be it. Uh-oh!

The more stress you put on monsieur Seville,

the longer it will take him to recover!

Whoa! Uh-uh! You are too slow for me, nurse.

No! Don't... You'll never take me!

I'm not going anywhere without...

I hope for your sake he stays asleep for the entire flight.

Maybe we should give him another shot, just to be sure.

Ugh!

Any ideas on how we find Aunt Jackie?

Got it! Follow me.

Excuse me. Ooh, sorry. Whoo! Excuse me. Coming through.

Look! Aunt Jackie!

Oh, yeah! Aunt Jackie! Popcorn Jackie!

Oh, hello, dears! Cool wheelchair.

Yay, we found you!

Popcorn! Where's Simon and Theodore's?

Oh, there's plenty for everyone. But let's have a hug first.

Oh! Get over here, you old teddy bear!

I'm not really much of a hugger.

Oh, boys, I want you to meet someone. This is my grandson Toby.

Toby? Hi! I'm Theodore.

Toby. Huh? What? What happened? What?

The boys. Oh, hey.

Hi! Hey! How are you?

I'm Toby. Nice to meet you.

Toby's living with me

till he figures out what he wants to do with his life.

So far, that means going "pyu, pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu" with his thumbs all day.

Well, for the record, going "pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu" with my thumbs right now

is keeping me in first place. So that's important.

Toby, get the bags. What bags?

The luggage. Get the luggage.

The... Oh, the... Right.

Yeah, let me get those. Oh, sorry.

Toby? Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!

Abandon wheelchair!

Toby!

I'm fine. Don't worry.

I'm so sorry, Aunt Jackie. I'm so sorry! Is she gonna be okay?

Don't worry about me. I'll be home in no time.

In you go. I wouldn't be so sure.

What? It was an accident. I swear.

Been there, done that. Several times.

I guess you'll be taking care of us now.

I'll take "Frightening Thoughts" for $500, please, Alex.

Not a problem. I can totally do this. I took care of my cat,

until he ran away. Well, "ran away" is kind of strong wording.

I think he just wanted his space.

I still see him around the neighborhood, you know.

He, like, hisses and claws at me,

but I think that's just his way of saying we're still tight. You know.

You guys have nothing to worry about, seriously,

'cause I'm not gonna be like Dave. You know, Dave's gone.

Gone?

Not gone. Not gone, guys. He's... He's not dead. He's very much alive.

He's completely coming back. I'm just gonna be in his room,

keeping his bed warm. I'm gonna be doing my thing,

you'll be doing your thing. You're not even gonna know I'm there.

Uh, we're supposed to know you're there.

That's, uh... That's the whole idea.

Yeah. Yeah! Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, you'll know that I'm there.

I'm just saying, I'm not gonna be, like, "I know everything"

and, "You do this, and you do that," like my dad.

All right! Let's do this.

Oh, boy.

Theodore, we're gonna be just fine.

The important thing is we're all still alive.

Well, maybe my get well card will help Dave get home faster.

Um... It needs just a touch more glitter.

Yep, that should do it. Who's hungry?

Ooh! Ooh! Me, me! Me! Me! Let's eat.

Simon?

It's a food ghost town in here. Alvin?

Holla! The Cheese Balls are in the hizzouse!

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk

I'm a Cheese Balls man No time to talk

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother

You gotta love Cheese Bias Gotta love Cheese Balls

AH, aH, aH, aH

Get in my belly Cheese Balls, get in there

AH, aH, aH, aH

Stayin' alive

Bingo! Dinner, she's a-served.

Yay! All right!

Hey! What're you doing in here?

Uh... Cheese Ball?

Dude, let's go! Come on!

Tom-bo, hey, hey, give me a second, real quick.

Alvin, I really, really need to focus right now

because I am one knockout away from a heavyweight title.

Ooh, can we play as well?

Uh... You know, I don't wanna hurt your feelings,

but I also don't wanna see anybody get hurt,

and there are gonna be fists of fury a-flying.

We can play Monopoly. We play Monopoly with Dave all the time.

Do you? That sounds fun, and we should do that sometime,

but right now I gotta get back to floating like a butterfly

and stinging like a bee. So...

Hey, Tom-bo, you still there, buddy?

Who needs Toby, Theodore? You got us!

Yeah, who needs Toby? Boys, right this way.

(CHIPMUNKS SINGING YOU SPIN ME ROUND)

Whoa!

I'm gonna puke!

Do you know what Dave would say if he were here right now?

Alvin! Alvin!

Not bad. But I think it needs to come more from the belly.

Alvin! Alvin!

Oh! Phone. Get it together.

Yee-haw! Shh, shh, shh! Be cool.

Hello? Yes?

Boys, it's me. Dave!

Dave? As in, "Dave"?

Well, I guess since you answered the phone,

you haven't burned down the house yet.

Have a little Faith, Dave.

Yeah. Mayday!

What was that?

Don't stress him out.

Uh, that was Aunt Jackie. Yeah.

She's making us a zesty five-course meal.

Really? Well, can I talk to her?

She's practicing her pole dancing.

Pole dancing?

What happened to making dinner? Guys, what's going on?

Gotta go, Dave. Alvin, I'm not kidding.

Feel better. Alvin!

Yep. Nobody does that better than him.