Invasion: Planet Earth

And now on Channel 3,

are you ready for action?

Well, hold onto your seats.

It's "Kaleidoscope Man."

People of Earth, attention.

People of Earth, attention.

Your mighty battleship is in flames.

You are next.

Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

Kaleidoscope Man, come in.

Come in!

It's a trap, it's you they want.

So, who will save you now?

- Intruder alert. - Kaleidoscope Man, come in!

Come in!

Come in!

Dr. Christopher Jones, astronaut, scientist.

A dead man, brought back to life

by a strange race of alien beings

and given super powers.

Now, his mission is to protect the human race

from the countless alien species that want our home.

To them, he is the defender of the Earth.

To us, he is Kaleidoscope Man.

- I am Kaleidoscope Man! - Defender of the Earth!

Hey, terrorists.

Dad, Tom wiped out the alien attack.

Good job Freddy, I was getting worried about those aliens.

One day dad, I'm going to defend the Earth for real.

If that's what you want Tom, you do it.

And don't let anybody tell you that you can't.

Remember, whatever you do...

Be spectacular.

That's right, be spectacular.

What happened with it now?

Sump's leaking oil again.

Tell your mum I'll be a few minutes late.

Here Tom, take this.

I keep on catching it.

And don't lose it.

- See you, Dad! - Bye, Dad!

Secretary of Defense Dee Chilton declared

that the United States and her allies

would not sit quietly if General Lucian continued

to refuse full entry into his country's weapons facilities.

The prime minister has chaired

a meeting of Cobra to discuss the possible links

between the terrorist explosions and the recent expulsion

of Chinese and Russian dissidents

from their UK embassies.

Come on Mandy,

I need to get scrubbed up early...

before I get gutted.

Gutted?

What's the matter?

Board meeting, nine o'clock.

No doubt cause to have the wind ripped from my sails again.

Tom, you're the best doctor they have.

That's mine!

Er, boxes, loft?

I haven't forgotten.

I just want to go through them first,

sort out what to keep and...

what to take to the charity shop.

Can't Freddy help you?

No.

Your mother would turn in her grave

if she thought you two had fallen out again.

Even with the full might of the US

and the UN gearing up for war,

General Lucian remains defiant.

And with only three hours left of this latest deadline,

the world is holding its breath.

Here we go again.

We need some hope.

Yeah, buy a lottery ticket and give it lots of hope.

See what happens.

Come.

What's the use anyway?

We can't change anything.

Is it my lucky tie?

I thought you didn't believe in luck, or hope?

You all right?

I was hoping this might cheer you up.

Oh, my God!

Finally.

Pregnancy.

Nappies.

Can we really go through all that again?

This is our new start, our new hope.

I'm going to be a father again.

I've got to go.

I know, I know.

You'll be fine.

What would I do without you, eh?

Someone's looking happy this morning.

Anything to tell me?

Walk this way.

That's fantastic.

Oh, Jenny, I really needed this.

I know.

Then why the sad face?

It's Tom.

He's really struggling.

I just pray this gets him back on track.

Stay close, work through it.

All right, that's enough, you lots.

Good morning, children.

Good morning, Mrs. Dunn.

So, God told Noah to build an ark

in preparation for a catastrophic flood.

He then put two of every animal

and led them into the ark with enough food to survive.

Once the ark set sail, it rained nonstop

for 40 days and 40 nights.

The land was flooded for 150 days

and every living thing was washed away.

God killed the unicorns?

Oh, well, I think God just wants to get rid

of all the bad things, Sally,

so that everyone would be okay.

I guess the unicorns just missed the boat, I'm afraid.

But I think the story of Noah's Ark is really

about getting a second chance, starting afresh.

Two years, eh?

Time goes so quickly.

- Hello, Father Robert. - Hello, Tom.

How are you both holding out?

Mandy's pregnant again.

Congratulations, that's wonderful.

I'm sure your little angel's been watching over you.

Tom, focus on your hopes,

not your fears.

You'll soon get used to it.

It's great news.

Hi, you've reached Mandy Dunn.

I'm not here right now but if you leave a message,

I will call you straight back, thanks.

Mandy, it's me.

Let's meet later.

Obviously, we've got some serious planning, and

some serious celebrating to do.

Did you see that?

See what?

Oh, darling it's all right.

Okay, can everybody get their drawing books out

and draw the animals that Noah took into the Ark?

Bombs have gotten a lot bigger

since the days of Hiroshima,

so it's vital that we keep a level head.

You're late.

Tie's a nice touch.

Don't start.

- You okay? - No.

They've arrived and you weren't here.

- Have they had the tour? - They don't want it.

For God's sake!

Tom.

Harriet, not now, Dr. Tom is very busy this morning.

It's all right.

What's up, Harriet?

You told me you'd fix that door

at the end of the corridor.

It's not safe.

Harriet, it's fine.

It doesn't have a lock because it's a fire door.

I know, but anyone could get in.

It's brand spanking new

and can only be opened from the inside.

Trust me, you're perfectly safe.

- Come on. - You would say that.

You're a man.

Freeze!

Jesus Christ Floyd, do you have to do that?

Hey, Dr T, hey, on the news today,

they said there's going to be another war.

I'm sure there won't be.

But I want to go to war, Dr T.

I want to call the military.

You know, be first in, I'm a trained assassin, Dr T.

Floyd, remember, keep your head.

Keep calm, right?

Keep my head, while blowing others away.

Yes, die, you terrorist pig.

Jesus, he's hyper this morning.

They all are.

There's certainly only one Floyd.

Oh, for God's sake!

Pretty chilling image you're drawing there, Sam.

I think they wanted me to see it.

Who?

The angels.

I've told you I'm clean.

Sam, you're here to get better

but if you keep taking this stuff...

What are you, my Dad?

No, I'm your doctor.

And I want to help you.

You can't help me.