Sofia Residents in Excess

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Our mineral water is magical.

The ancient believed it gave sexual strength.

Even the primitive men knew this spring.

These pre-historical pictures were found in the cave near our village.

The ancient Greek established here their own colony too.

These vase remains were found close to our village,

and its pictures show that the magical power of the mineral water

united the Greek army.

Five centuries later the Romans came here.

They were diluting their wine with our mineral water,

and thus lived like Gods.

To the long list of nations and civilizations that came here

now we can add the Japanese.

Radko, be more careful! You're driving people.

Eh, such a shitty road!

Doctor Spas Lyutov and Yovka Tisheva

kindly invite you to their marriage ceremony,

which will take place in our village,

in restaurant Wanderburg. - Wunderbar. - Wundenbar.

Aren't you the youngest son of Lyutov? - Yes, it's me.

Do you remember when you painted our donkey to look like a zebra?

I recognized you. I sure did.

Lyubo Neykov | Albena Pavlova

Stoyanka Mutafova

Vasil Draganov

Krustyu Lafazanov | Silvia Lulcheva

Mina Markova

Eva Tepavicharova | Ruslan Muynov

Nencho Ilchev

Hristo Gurbov

Ivan Yurukov | Violeta Markovska | Ivan Panayotov

TOO MANY SOFIANS

Yordan, bring me the garbage bag.

I can't right now. I'm talking to the neighbor, Chekanov.

Well, have a nice day!

If I said so, then I said so!

Do you hear me?

Yes, I hear you well.

If you bring me what I want, I'll do what you want. Correct.

God damn it!

Excuse me? - No, not you.

All the street dogs always shit in my backyard.

So, we're set: tomorrow, 8 AM, in my office. Yes, yes, the day after. Bye.

Son of a bitch!

There you go.

They liked you very, very much. And you made a great presentation.

Mima, be careful with that bike. Soon I'll buy you a car.

Bye. - Bye.

Watch out!

I'm sorry, I couldn't go around you. - I'm fine. It's alright.

Are you alright? I'm sorry, are you alright?

Yes, it's fine. No problem. - I'm sorry, I couldn't go around you.

It's OK. - You hurt yourself.

Maybe I went in your way, that's why it happened.

No, I saw you hit yourself badly. - Did you hurt yourself?

No, but maybe you did.

Yeah, thanks.

Are you sleeping here?

I'm staying at the Lyutovs. - Ah, at the hotel.

A bit of tourism? It's very nice in here.

And you, in this winter, with this bike, how do you break?

Well, you saw how.

Then it's good you're not driving.

The hotel is this way.

My direction is the same. I can see you off, if you'd like?

OK.

Six. Here and here.

This Andrey... he can't be coming back only for the wedding.

Probably he did something fishy in Australia and now he's trying to hide.

Grisha, did you see the bride? With such big breasts!

They even got me scared!

Are they real? - Don't you know how to check if they are real?

How? - Make her jump and it will show.

Here, here. - No!

So, this is the Lyutovs' hotel.

But... this is new! - Yes, it's new.

It's not a bad hotel, but the owners are a bit...

Thank you. And be careful with that bike. - I apologize once again.

Not a problem. It was a pleasure.

And be sure to try our mineral water. - Absolutely.

Come here, Dad, take a look:

So far, I've been digging here, here, and here.

Did you find something here? - No, nothing.

But that's good; in this way I eliminate it.

Now I only have to dig here, here, here, here, and here... and here.

And you can be sure we'll find the treasure.

Spas, tomorrow you're getting married and all you think about is some treasure!

But if I find it: Good-bye, medicine! Good-bye, coughing grandmas! Good-bye, constipated grandpas!

And here comes Sofia! Ta-tra-ta...

Hello, Europe! - Chunky, I'm with you!

Come in, come in.

Goodness, how big you've gotten! And how different! - Stop it.

Here he is. Didn't I tell you it was him!

Such a big man! And handsome! You look like me.

You're handsome like your mother and you're smart like... - Your mother. - Yes.

How are you? Do you have a present for me from Australia?

Yana, you're so big! First a kiss and then a present.

I'm not Yana, I'm Rihanna. - What? - Rihanna!

Come here, foreigner! Where have you been...

You've become massive! You're still not married! - Too much stress!

The bride? - Yes, Yovka.

My pleasure. - Yovka.

Looking at my brother, you are a good cook.

Ah, cooking... as if! - Yes, she's cooking!

What is this palace in here?

Come and take a look at our sweet little hotel!

Bro, if you only knew what a girl I met.

Where? - At the square. - She's local?

I don't know. - Come on! You two, set up the table.

OK. - Chunky, you and your brother don't look at all alike.

Cut that nonsense and set up the table.

He is so... strange. And you are good, ordinary.

The name is very modern: "Lyutova & Co".

"Lyutova", of course, is me. - And my father is "& Co".

Dad, you're going up the ladder. - Yeah, right!

My Mom sold her apartment in Lozenets and gave us the money.

Grandma has one more.

It's nice. - 20 rooms, darling, and it's all full!

This is the Reception.

We have a computer too, it's new. What do you think?

Bravo, Dad! - She's pretty, isn't she?

With dual-processor, 4GB RAM, and 500GB HDD.

We've entered the Asian market too. Guten Tag! - Auf Wiedersehen!

Hurry up! - Здравствуйте!

Enter, don't worry!

We bought the beds on a bargain. The mattresses are great.

Artificial foam, anti-bacterial.

Mom, there are people in here. - It's packed!

The window frames are special. We hit great sales. - Nearly for free.

Yes, come. - This is not a good time!

I have to show you the bathroom. - Sorry!

The tiles are Spanish.

They're cheaper than the Italian ones, but they are better.

Come to the other room. Don't step on the carpet with wet feet, please! Would you translate?

Stop it! - Don't step on the carpet with wet feet!

Bravo, my girl! - All kinds of people come here.

Due to the mineral water. - We haven't connected to it, but they don't know it.

People relax here, treat illnesses - hemorrhoids, cystitis, prostate - I don't care.

As long as they behave. Come on.

Sorry, but...

Maria, salad!

Mother, steaks! - Coming.

Let me help you.

They are heavy!

Mother!

Gala, bread!

Rangel, the Lyutovs invited us to their wedding.

Us? Hypocrites!

An hour ago I talked to Yordan. He'll want something again, that's why he's fawning.

Wait for your father! We should all be at the dining table.

He had something important to tell us. - What happened?

I don't know, Maria. If I did, I'd tell you first.

Mother, where is Radko?

At work. He has one more trip to do.

Where's my Dad?

I found a great accordionist, he can play everything.

Bai Vasil from Svetovrachane. Please, not him.

Stop it! - He can play everything.

Yovka, knives go on the right hand-side. Don't you use knives at your village?

Yes, Mom, we use a knife to slaughter the pig.

You can call me "Mom" as of tomorrow. Today, I'm Mrs. Lyutova.

Hi. - Sit down.

Slavka, I talked to Galabina. I invited the neighbors to the wedding.

Don't "Slavka" me, I'm Slaveya! What did the neighbors say?

They'll come.

Hypocrites! Aren't they ashamed?!

They poisoned our lives and now they'll drop at the wedding.

But, we invited them. - We?

The Mayor. Since we built the hotel, he hasn't stopped renovating.

Every day.

Making noise for half a year already.

When he sees we have guests, he calls the workers.

Brother, do you have neighbors in Australia? - Yes.

Are they as obnoxious? - Some day I don't know what I'll do!

Why only for 2 days, darling? - Can't stay longer, I have work to do.

Hasn't arrived yet and already talking of leaving.

No, I don't drink. - What?!

Cheers!

Not with water. - Stop it!

To you, son. Welcome!

Cheers! - Cheers!

Dad, weren't you going to tell us something?

When we finish eating.

I feel like eating something sweet.

Galabina, bring out the Turkish delight. - The Turkish or ours? - Ours is better.

Here you are, Dad.

Dad, cut it out! Say what you have to say!

What am I?

You are... grandpa Radul, Dad.

No.

Maria, you tell me.

You are my first man.

And my last.

Rangel, you tell me.

Dad, you are a great man. You turned this village into...

No, no, no.

Maria, you say.