NCIS

我们本应该在前门碰面的 上尉 You're supposed to meet me out front, Captain!

我可不是你私人定制的起床闹铃 I'm not your personal wake-up call!

我到现在连咖啡都没喝上 兄弟 I haven't even had my morning coffee, kid.

你正在考验我的耐心 You're testing my patience.

怎么回事 What...?

Landis Landis...!

哦 天啊 Oh, my God.

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呃 这真没什么大不了的 Eh, it's really not a big deal.

别这么说 Tim Stop it, Tim.

这太棒了 恭喜你 I mean, this is amazing. Congratulations.

哎呦喂 恭喜他什么 Ring-a-ding-ding. Congratulations for what?

早上好 Tony Uh, good morning, Tony.

你买了新西装吗 Did you get a new suit?

当然了 这是正版的Sy Devore 【注：著名男装品牌】 I did indeed. It's a Sy Devore original.

鼠帮的标志性服饰 【注：五、六十年代的演唱组合】 The iconic tailor to the Rat Pack.

Dino Sinatra 小Sammy Davis 【注：三人均为组合成员】 Dino, Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr.,

现在轮到小Anthony DiNozzo了 and now Anthony DiNozzo Jr.

-噢 真的很棒 -喂 小心点 - Ooh. Very nice. - Whoa! Watch it.

谁知道你的爪子碰过什么 I don't know where those paws have been.

好吧 衣服看起来真的很不错 Well, it looks really good.

我当然知道 I know it does. So...

不要奉承我了 你们俩在掩饰什么 stop buttering me up. What are you two hiding?

好吧 Okay.

还记得我有一次卧底成模特 Remember when I went undercover as a model

被你爸带去了黑市艺术展吗 and your father brought me into the black market art scene?

我记得那时你扮成我 I remember when you went

去卧底 但是失败了 undercover as me and failed--

-如果我没记错的话 所以呢 -是这样的 - if I remember-- what about it? - Well...

办公室开始有一些传言 word kind of spread around the office

说我天生是干这行的料 that I'm kind of a natural at it.

干什么的料 At what?

模特 Modeling.

McGee被选为 McGee has been chosen

NCIS新的封面人物 to be the new face of NCIS.

这很棒对吧 Isn't that great?

-你干什么 -我是想看看我是不是... - What are you doing? - I'm just seeing if I'm...

也许我还在睡觉 maybe I'm still asleep,

我要赶紧从这个噩梦中醒来 and I'm gonna wake up from this nightmare.

就说他会这样回应吧 Told you he'd react this way.

你是NCIS的新封面人物... You're the new face of NCI...

-你偷了我的活儿 -Tony 那都是 - You stole my gig. - Tony, that was

-很久以前了 -上次被 - years ago. - I can understand

Leroy Jethro Gibbs抢去 我倒是能理解 being passed over for Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

那双...深邃的蓝眼睛 Those... cobalt blue eyes.

但这次又被抢了 还是被你 But to get passed over a second time and... for you.

严格意义上来说 你不算是被抢 Technically, you can't really be passed over

-因为你压根不在考虑范围之内 -是这样的 Tony - if you were never in consideration. - Look, Tony,

咱们机构正在试图招揽一些更年轻 the-the agency is just trying to appeal to a younger,

在技术层面上更有悟性的新人 more technologically savvy pool of recruits.

-我就像Jack Sparrow一样有悟性 宝贝 -Tony 【注：《加勒比海盗》系列的男主角】 - I'm savvy as Jack Sparrow, baby. - Tony,

你现在还在用AOL的账号 【注：美国在线 美国最大因特网提供商之一】 you still have an AOL account,

而且你只用你的食指打字 and you type with your index fingers.

加里· 格兰特也只用食指打字 【注：1986年逝世的著名电影演员】 Cary Grant typed with his index fingers.

别琢磨了 DiNozzo Put it away, DiNozzo.

在雷克瑞奇死了一名陆战队员 该出发了 Got a dead Marine in Lake Ridge. Let's go.

-你发现了什么 Duck -过分杀戮 - What do you got, Duck? - Overkill.

这一连串的刺伤 即使是开膛手杰克 A series of stab wounds that even Jack the Ripper

也会觉得过分了 would find excessive.

历史上臭名昭著的可怕人物 What a terrifying character from history.

让我坚决不想成为夜间出行的女士 Certainly made me not want to become a lady of the night.

呃... Uh...

像往常一样予人启迪 enlightening as always,

Palmer先生 Mr. Palmer.

他被摆成一个受压迫的姿势 He was put in a stress position.

因此 他做出的任何 Therefore, any movement he made

想要解放双手或是双脚的举动 to free his hands or feet from their bindings

都会使得绳子在他颈部绕的更紧 caused that rope to tighten around his neck.

我们的凶手很享受他人的痛苦 Our killer had a... oh, an appetite for pain.

-有死亡时间吗 -非常近 - Got a time of death? - Pretty recently.

尸僵还没有开始 Rigor hasn't even set in yet.

大致是早上7:30 Around 7:30 a.m.

检查之后我可以告诉你更多信息 I'll know more after the examination.

Palmer先生 可否请你 Mr. Palmer, if you please, would you help me

帮我将他抬起来 以便我们给他松绑 get this man upright and we can free him from his restraints.

我们现在知道什么 What do we know?

受害人是海军上尉David Landis Well, victim is Marine Captain David Landis.

30岁 单身 驻守在匡迪科的海军基地 30, single, stationed at the Marine base in Quantico.

-谁报的警 -枪炮军士Joseph Wilks - Who called it in? - A Gunnery Sergeant Joseph Wilks.

他和攻击者搏斗失败了 He unsuccessfully engaged with the assailant.

急救人员正在对他进行治疗 EMTs are with him now.

-我们找到凶器了吗 -没有 我觉得 - We got a murder weapon? - No. I think there's

凶手很可能把它带走了 a good chance the killer took it with him,

但是我从受害者被绑的椅子上 but I did pull some prints off the chair

找到了一些指纹 我会把它们交给Abby the victim was tied to. I'll get 'em to Abby.

-Tony, Bishop在哪儿 -好吧 - Tony, Bishop? - All right. So what exactly

你到底看到了什么 Ashmore先生 did you see, Mr. Ashmore?

当时我正走向我的汽车 So, I was walking to my car

那个人突然冲了出来 when this fella turns that corner

就像只出洞的蝙蝠一样 直直的撞到了我 like a bat out of hell, plows right into me.

甚至都没看看我是否受伤就直接走了 Didn't even check to see if I was hurt, just kept on going.

现在的小孩根本不会尊敬我们这把年纪的人了 对吧 Kids today have no respect for guys our age, am I right?

等等 你怎么知道他是个小孩 Wait, how did you know he was a kid?

他不是带着一个滑雪口罩吗 Wasn't he wearing a ski mask?

没有 但他手里确实抓了顶针织帽 No, but he did have some kind of knit cap in his hand.

-你可以描述一下他吗 -20出头 - Can you describe him? - Early 20s,

很瘦 深色头发 lean, dark hair,

而且 肯定... and definitely...

什么 What?

听着 Look,

我并不想暗示什么 I don't want to profile or anything,

但这个孩子肯定是个中东人 but the kid was definitely Middle Eastern.

我不是说这是个坏事 但事实就是如此 And I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but there it is.

我希望你们能赶紧抓到他 And I hope you catch him soon,

因为这孩子显然有点毛病 because the kid's clearly got a screw loose.

你感觉怎么样 军士 How you holding up, Gunny?

我很好 只是个擦伤 I'm fine. It's just a scratch.

看上去不止是擦伤 Looks to be a bit more than that.

我必须要待在这里 I need to be here.

我要帮你们找出凶手 I have to help you find who did this.

你怎么会到这里来 How'd you happen upon the scene?

Landis和我每天早上都见面 Landis and I met up every morning.

我们在练习马拉松 We were training for the marathon.

你很了解上尉 You knew the captain well?

我们是多年的好朋友 We've been friends for years.

在阿富汗一起服役了两回 Served two tours in Afghanistan together.

他就像我的家人 He's like family.

-他有卷入什么事情吗 -没有 - He mixed up in something? - No.

没有 有的话我会知道的 No, I would've known.

去医院吧 军士 去检查一下 Go to the hospital, Gunny. Get checked out.

我会联系你的 I'll be in touch.

是我放跑了那个凶手 The killer got away because of me.

我本该阻止他 I should have stopped him.

我们会找到他的 We'll find him.

Gibbs 欢迎 Gibbs. Welcome.

加入我吧 Join me.

Abbs 一切都好吗 Abbs? Everything all right?

当然 Of course.

给你 Here.

这是专门为你做的 This was made especially for you.

这是茶 Gibbs It's tea, Gibbs.

是Ducky的私人珍藏 From Ducky's private reserve.

美好而又平静 Nice and calming.

"平静"是这里的关键词 “Calm” being the key word here.

好吧 算了 Okay. Fine.

但是30秒内你会希望你喝了它 But you're gonna wish you had in about 30 seconds.

Abbs 你找到了什么 Abbs, what'd you find?

我分析了McGee在案发现场的椅子上 I ran an analysis on the two fingerprints

发现的两枚指纹 that McGee found on the chair at the crime scene.

一枚是我们的受害人的 One is our victim's,

另一枚则属于... and the other one belongs to...

...Qasim Naasir ...Qasim Naasir.

21岁的阿富汗当地人 和塔利班有牵连 21-year-old Afghan native with ties to the Taliban.

CIA在2011年把他放进了恐怖分子监视名单 The CIA put him on the terror watch list in 2011,

但他很快就销声匿迹了 but he fell off the grid soon after that.

他怎么能神不知鬼不觉地进入美国的 How did he get in the United States undetected?

他已经在这里了 Abbs He's already here, Abbs.

我想要知道为什么 I want to know why.

这真是太逼真了 It's so lifelike.

是吧 人事部会在 Yeah? HR's gonna put one

每一个NCIS的外勤办事处放上一个 做为招募工具 in every single NCIS field office as a recruitment tool.

我的兴趣被激起来了 我是说 这张脸 Consider my interest piqued. I mean, the face,

这姿势 这威严的表情 the pose, the commanding presence.

-是的 我加入 -我同意 稍微提一句 - Yeah. Sign me up. - I agree. And on a side note,

坏男孩的形象真的很适合你 the bad boy look really works for you.

是的 如果我可以 Yeah. If I may.

单纯的从一个医学角度来看 From a purely expert medical standpoint,

你有完美的身材比例 you have perfect human proportions.

非常像维特鲁威人 可以说 【注：达芬奇创作的世界著名素描，拥有完美比例的人体】 Very Vitruvian Man. It's fair to say,

你是个完美无缺的样本 you are a flawless specimen.

好吧 你们够了 Okay! That's enough.

-有什么问题吗 Tony -是的 - Something wrong, Tony? - Yeah!

我好像是这个房间里唯一一个 I seem to be the only one acting

比较像NCIS探员的人 like a real NCIS agent in this room,

我们有工作要做 所以开工吧 and we have work to do, so let's do it.

你听起来像是Gibbs 下一步是... 过时的行头 You sound like Gibbs. Next step is a... dated wardrobe

和一个具有挑战性的中分头 and a symmetrically challenged haircut.

非常适合 Which totally works

某些人 for some people.

报告新的状况 Give me an update.

好的 David Landis上尉 Okay. Captain David Landis,

从海军军官学校毕业 graduate of the Naval Academy, highly decorated

在阿富汗的任职期间受过嘉奖 他的小队 for his tours in Afghanistan. His unit returned

刚刚完成近期的部署回国 from their most recent deployment,

呃 八个月以前 uh, eight months ago.

那是Landis被分配到 Uh, that's when Landis was assigned

匡提科当海军后备军官学校当指导员的时候 to Quantico as an instructor for Marine Officer Candidate School.

那是个非操作性岗位 That's a non-operational post.

他没有资格获知任何 He didn't have access to any classified information

有可能威胁到国家安全的消息 that would threaten national security.

有关Qasim Naasir我们知道些什么 What do we know about Qasim Naasir?

CIA在一次卧底任务中完成了 He was placed on a watch list,

坎大哈地区某个塔利班组织成员的DNA检测后 他被列入监视名单 after the CIA did an undercover DNA sweep on a Taliban gathering in Kandahar.

因为Qasim的大哥被查出是该组织成员 Included in the sweep was

Rasheed Naasir 27岁 Qasim's older brother, Rasheed Naasir, 27.

一个恐怖分子集团的已知暴徒 A known enforcer for the terror group, he's claimed

他声称对阿富汗的100多起死亡事件负责 responsibility for over 100 deaths in Afghanistan.

现在 他弟弟 Now, baby brother

人在美国 is in the States.

看起来他们正在扩展势力范围 Looks like they're branching out.

Bishop 联系CIA 得到这两个人的档案 Bishop, get the CIA files on these two.

我们要知道与这两人有关的一切 找出这两兄弟目的何在 Everything they have. Find out what they're after.

枪炮军士Wilks的状况怎么样了 What's the status report on Gunnery Sergeant Wilks?

一个小时前出院了 Released from the hospital an hour ago.

去和他谈谈 看看Landis上尉 Go talk to him. See if there's any connection

Qasim和Rasheed之间 between Captain Landis,

有没有关联 Qasim, and Rasheed.

喂 Duck 我马上过来 Yeah, Duck, I'm on my way.

McGee... Uh, McGee...