Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles

-Yay! -

I love the hospital! I don't know why Toshiko never wants to come here.

Ugh. Nothing about this is okay.

On a scale of one to ten, how much does your horn hurt?

Zero.

It's my eyebrows I'm worried about.

Does it seem like they're at different levels?

Levels of height or intensity?

I'm gonna need some tests.

- -Wait.

I wanted to give you something before you go…

…to the other side.

He's not dying.

Duh! I mean the other side of the hospital.

I, um, I-I got you something in the hospital shop.

It's a friendship candy, for luck.

Thanks, Kitsune. I'm gonna save it.

After tests, you get a lollipop.

Yay, lollipops!

Good luck, Gen!

Don't sign anything.

- Should we wait here? -No way. This'll take hours.

You want a friendship candy?

I love these. Thank you.

Friendship candy?

Chizu, get back here! There is no learning without pain.

It's going to be okay.

Thanks, Kaiyo.

What would I do without you?

Friendship candy?

Ninja don't have friends. They have duties.

I am the only one who should matter to you.

No!

For your punishment, Chizu,

you will never see Kaiyo again.

Chizu, are you okay?

Uh, y-- yes.

Uh, I, um…

Thank you.

You gonna eat it or what?

Maybe someday.

Oh!

So cute.

Guys, I feel bad about Gen's horn.

Can we find him a replacement?

A prosthetic rhino horn?

This is Neo Edo.

You can find literally anything here.

Let's go.

Uh, actually, uh, I need to, um,

pick up a new broom.

-For better… sweeping. -Mm?

No further questions.

She's weird, but I like her.

Gen, we're gonna head out. We'll see you later.

-Don't look at my butt! - Yay, butts!

Silent.

A ninja must make no sound.

A ninja never removes her mask during training.

Chizu?

The release of the Yokai has convinced me to speed up our plans.

It is finally time for you to steal the Scroll of Secrets.

Tetsujin keeps it hidden, but I can find it.

The scroll will tell us how to move the Ki-Stone,

and how to harvest its energy.

Once I control Neo Edo's power source, the city will be at my mercy.

That was a joke.

I have no mercy.

You have always been my favorite, Chizu.

But see that you do not disappoint me.

Yes, Lady Fuwa.

Eep, eep!

Ew, how did this get in here?

That's so weird.

Ugh, fine.

Who knew finding a size-11 fake rhino horn would be so hard?

Where you come from are they in every store?

Where I come from there are no rhinos.

-There are barely even stores. -

News of the day, only two joules.

A newsbotto! Cool!

Breaking news.

Lord Kogane declares the Yokai threat a hoax,

perpetrated by Yuichi Usagi.

But Lord Kogane was the one who told us to fight Yokai in the first place.

A bounty has been placed on the head of the criminal Usagi,

in the amount of 50,000 joules.

Lord Kogane says:

Yuichi Usagi is a dangerous fugitive.

He is a descendant of the famed traitor Miyamoto Usagi.

Wait, is that the guy from all the dartboards?

If you see Usagi, bring him to the Keisatsu for your reward.

But, uh, beat him up first. He's terrible.

And smelly.

You look like you're getting ready to fight a whole lot of people at once,

which would be a very poor life choice.

-I can handle this. -You definitely can't.

You're coming with us, Rabbit.

Big sword. Very big sword.

-Hmph! Whoa. -We gotta get out of here!

But look what I did with the table. Wasn't that cool?

Surviving is cooler!

-Whoa! -

Eep!

Mm!

Why would Kogane put a price on my head?

And why would he say there are no Yokai?

Okay, plan A, I fight everyone in Neo Edo.

Beat up the whole city? You're gonna run out of knuckles, bro.

Okay, plan B.

We get to Gen's house and hide until we figure out what's going on.

Ding, ding, ding! Plan B for the win.

Okay.

I think we lost them.

Ugh.

These guys.

Hey there, kid.

Apparently you're worth 50,000 joules.

That would buy a lot more tattoos, bunny boy.

Uh?

Okay, Chikabuma has a bunch of tattoos, but you can't see them because of his fur.

This one's a flaming skull.

-Please don't say, "I got this." -I got this!

Ooh!

Cool sword, man.

Of course it is.

You're good at this.

I'm not even warmed up.

Hyah!

Huh?

Hold it!

Chikabuma is about to break a sweat.

And that is not cool.

Mogura, snap it up.

-Okay. -Are they gonna do that thing where they…

Chikabuma!

Okay, how many fingers am I holding up?

No. I only have four.

Wait. Does my thumb count?

Ah!

Chizu, what are you doing?

Uh… dancing.

Um, I, uh, didn't hear you come in.

'Cause I can go through walls.