Where the Money Is

- Mmm! - Hey.

- - Hey, how come we never got together before?

Well, because I always had a boyfriend.

- - You still got one?

Would you still be my boyfriend if I ditched you at the prom?

Never happen.

- Watch it, your highness. - Let me drive.

- I wanna drive. - No, I don't think...

Let me drive. I got a better place for your hand.

Oh, yeah.

You might think I'm crazy

- -

Inhale through your nose.

- - Exhale through your mouth.

Turn the wheel to the right.

Inhale through your nose.

Exhale, turn the wheel to the left.

Inhale through your nose.

Turn the wheel to the right.

Oh, very good. Okay, ready?

Oh, Irma hit it with her head!

Gimme five on that. Right here. Good job.

One-baker-ten, two-eleven in progress.

243 Maple.

- -

Now,

what color ribbon would you like today: Blue or peach?

- You got it? - All right.

Easy does it.

I wanna have my bath now.

You already had your bath, Diane.

- Stroke, huh? - That's what they told me.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

I think we can remove his restraints now.

I know he deserves the same care as anyone else,

but we're really not set up to accommodate the state's overflow.

Hey, I just move 'em.

Carol!

Just, uh, sign here.

Would you please take Mr. Manning to 114?

For a bargain shopping trip to the outlet center.

Can you follow this?

How about a little squeeze?

Man, why'd they have you chained up like that?

- He's a felon. - Shh!

Ladies, you should know better than that. Go on.

There's plenty of time to visit later.

Go.

Not a lot of privacy around here,

but considering where you've been,

a little female attention might be nice.

Right. How 'bout a little music?

- - We got rock 'n' roll. We got jazz.

We got country. We got lots of country here.

- - How was work?

Okay.

Got a new guy in.

- Guess what he was? - What?

A bank robber.

Pretty good one too. Took them 30 years to catch him.

- The only reason they did was a blackout. - Why'd he black out?

He didn't black out.

Denver did. The whole city.

The emergency generator kicked in.

The vault shuts, and the next day when they open the vault...

Are the keys in the car?

- Yeah. - Okay. See you in the morning.

They found him in the vault.

- - Rise and shine.

It's another beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest,

and our Oregon forecast promises sunshine.

Honey?

Thank you.

Carol.

How 'bout it? You and me?

If my husband were alive, hah!

This looks pretty good.

Are you in there remembering it all,

or did everything just get erased?

What's his problem?

He had a stroke. What's your excuse?

Uh-oh.

Are you mad at me?

You're really gonna be mad at me?

You said you were gonna drive me to work.

Damn. Look at you.

You are so beautiful. You know how beautiful you are?

You always say that to me when I'm mad at you.

Beats fightin'.

So? Where were you?

Um... It was a work thing.

- Really? - Yeah.

Drinking with the boss, that's hard work.

But...

You're lookin' at a supervisor.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Day shift?

How did I know you were gonna ask that?

But it is 80 bucks raise...

and a full pension, benefits, the whole nine yards.

- Pension. - So you don't have to eat cat food when you get old.

Or wind up like this poor slob.

The sad thing is, he probably has loads of money somewhere.

He's the guy I told you about, the bank robber.

Hey, I'll get on the day shift soon, okay?

That would be nice. I could see you once in a while.

Now with a blast from the past, "You Might Think"from The Cars.

Congratulations. I'm happy about the promotion.

You might think it's hysterical

I know when you're weak

You think you're in the movies

- Now? - You can't do this here!

- Mmm! - But I think that you're wild

When you flash that fragile smile

You might think it's foolish

What you put me through

- You might think - You might think I'm crazy

- All I want - All I want is you

And it was hard

So hard to take

There's no escape

Without a scrape

- But you kept it goin' till the sun fell down -

You kept it goin'

Coming on powerfully. Skipper Joe and Sure Thing losing ground.

In the backstretch, five lengths to go, Moon Glow moving fast.

High Hat, Rooty-Tooty, Caliente and Alibi are all there.

King's Ransom on the extreme outside.

SkipperJoe making a move. Sure Thing under the whip.

The seasons will fade but one thing rem...

She can't just go changing the rules on us like that.

And I'll go to the union if I have to. She knows I will.

- -

- - Help me lift her up.

Okay, up you go.

Ohh!

- No way can you fake a stroke. - He could.

Do you know what he did?

He started a company that sold security systems to banks.

- Yeah, so? - And then he robbed the banks.

I saw him. You know, this Cole slaw's got more going on than he does.

- Maybe you need a hobby or something. -

Well, your strawberries, bananas and apples float,

and your prunes and peaches sink.

You just have to tell the floaters from the sinkers.

Kinda like men.

I got it, I got it. Okay.

I'll bet those prison doctors gave you a real going-over.

- - Sticking you with pins.

Whacking you with hammers.

Did they hurt you?

Obviously, they took the wrong approach.

That's the difference between doctors and nurses.

Doctors can be so tied to medical procedures.

But sometimes...

a little down-home therapy is so much more effective.

When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

Ooh, she'll make you flip

Here she comes again

When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

I kinda like the way she dips

Are your lips dry?

- She's my best friend's girl - Is that why you can't speak to me?

She's my best friend's girl

But she used to be mine

Wouldn't it feel good to just let go, hmm?

Hmm?

I know you're in there.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

But when you bite your lip

It's a reaction to love

- Here she comes again - When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

Therapy can be very difficult if you resist.

Maybe you need a less-structured environment.

When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

This is very thoughtful of you, Carol, especially on your day off,

but I really don't think Mr. Manning will be able to appreciate a picnic.

You know, Mrs. Foster, deep down inside, I think he will.

Don't worry, baby. We're gonna have a great time.

Well, sure. We got beer. We got, uh...

We got diapers.

Want a beer, Henry?

I thought he was the designated driver.

- How about a little chicken? - Don't torture the poor bastard.

I'm not torturing him. He's just being stubborn.

Guy can't even have a stroke without some chick taking it personally, huh?

Wayne, don't you have some fishing to do?