Lethal Weapon

Surprise!

Happy birthday, Daddy!

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Daddy Happy birthday to you!

Make a wish!

I wish... I'm not going to tell you.

Come on, blow them out!

Give me some sugar, girl.

One more candle and the smoke alarm would've gone off.

The big 5-0.

You know, your beard's getting gray. Kind of makes you look old.

It's all right. I still love you.

Bye, Pa.

Good morning! Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh.

Where's Rianne? She's upstairs.

Good morning. Good morning.

That's my bacon! It's mine now.

Don't you close doors around here?

Baby, what's this on my tie?

That is an ugly spot.

Thanks. Sharp as a tack.

I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy.

Just don't take any questions about cooking.

Don't step in the egg!

What am I thinking? I should have checked the floor for egg!

Do you know a man named Michael Hunsaker?

Michael Hunsaker?

Jesus! Michael Hunsaker!

- What did he want? - Your office called.

He's tried to reach you for three days.

I haven't talked to him in...

twelve years!

Wait a minute.

That would make me...

. fifty!

That means that you're...

We're not gonna discuss it.

Forget the eggs.

Roger? Yeah, baby?

How come I never heard of Michael Hunsaker?

Just never talked about him.

Vietnam buddy?

Eat your own cake. Vietnam buddy.

Daddy? Yeah, baby?

Nick and the kids left without me.

He left without you? Come on, I never get enough of my baby.

This is my New Year's Eve dress. Do you like it? Isn't it cool?

It's beautiful.

Have a good birthday.

Goddamn heart breaker!

Happy birthday, Rog!

Hey, happy birthday, Rog.

- Lay off me. - You got a spot on your tie.

What do we got here?

We got a hooker.

No, it's Dixie. Would you please tell these bozos to lay off?

You bozos, lay off.

Had a jumper here last night. She saw it happen.

Get her statement, send her home.

Thanks. I'm beat. You know how it is.

All dressed up, no one to blow.

You're hilarious! I can't believe you damn cops!

The jumper's name is Amanda Hunsaker.

Age 22.

Prostitute. One arrest, no convictions. Born in Tennessee.

- Parents... - What was the name?

The parents.

Michael and Claire.

You know them?

Right. Find out who bought it, who's paying the bills.

- That will take some looking into. - So look!

Yeah.

Hello, honey.

Give me the number for Michael Hunsaker.

The man we talked about? Your Vietnam buddy?

- You just mentioned him this morning. - What's wrong?

His daughter just dove out a window.

I got it.

Hey.

Good, huh? Tasty? Smooth?

Yeah, that's good. You better fucking believe it.

Let's do it. How much?

How much for how much?

For all of it.

-You want it all? He wants it all. He wants it all. Beautiful!

All right! And nice tree to put it under.

- You want a tree? - Yeah!

I'll tell you what.

I'll give you the best tree on the lot for nothing.

But the shit's gonna cost you...

a hundred.

That much?

That's a fair price.

Yeah. Hell...

you only live once.

Get this together here.

20, 40...

60, 70...

- What the fuck? - Hey, man!

Hey!

Shut up, I'm losing count.

93, 94, 95, 96...

Forget it, dumb shit!

One hundred thousand!

One hundred thousand dollars!

A hundred thousand?

I can't afford that. Not on my salary. But look, I got a better idea.

Let me say I take the whole stash off your hands for free...

and you assholes go to jail. What do you say?

I could read you your rights, but you already know what your rights are.

This badge ain't real.

You ain't real.

You sure are a crazy son of a bitch.

I'm crazy?

You think I am crazy?

I'll show you...

That's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real gun.

Okay, pal.

Noses in the dirt, assholes!

Where's your buddy?

What do you got?

Three down and one loose. He's got a red shirt.

Okay, let's go.

Freeze! Give me the gun! Up, up!

How's it feel, sucker?

Shoot him!

Drop it!

Shoot him! Shoot him!

Shut the fuck up! Shoot this prick!

Shoot him! Somebody shoot this prick!

Shoot me.

Shut up! Put them down!

- I warn you! I'm going to shoot you! - Shoot him!

Shut the fuck up! Shut up!

Shoot me! Shoot him!

Get him out of there.

It ain't worth it.

Hey, wait up already!

Merry Christmas!

I miss you...

Victoria Lynn.

That's silly, isn't it?

I'll see you later.

I'll see you much later.

Once more with feeling on three.

Damn it, Cooley. Do it on three, or go on the street.

Silent night

Are you telling me Riggs is playing a game?

Sure. He wants the cash. But he'll come around.

That's a very dangerous attitude to take.

Remember, his wife of 11 years was just killed in a car accident.

- He pulls his gun when he shouldn't. - I know all about him.

He's a tough bastard.

He's on the edge. I'm telling you, he may be psychotic.

That's a bunch of psych bullshit.

You're making a mistake by keeping him in the field.

The man is suicidal.

You're sure of that diagnosis? You have no doubts?

There are no absolutes in life.

End of discussion. We're going to wait.

If he offs himself, then we'll know I was wrong.

You're making a mistake, because if you're wrong...

Asshole!

Roger, you're way behind the times.

The guys in the 80s aren't tough. They're sensitive people.

They show emotions around women, shit like that.

I think I'm an 80s man.

How do you figure?

Last night...

I cried in bed. How's that?

Were you with a woman?

I was alone. Why do you think I was crying? Merry Christmas.

Sounds like an 80s man to me.

- News on the Hunsaker case. - That was quick.

So was the autopsy. They're not calling it a suicide.

Surprise. The coroner found evidence she used barbiturates.

Brilliant detective work.

There were pills all over.

Right. That's not the surprise.

The surprise is the pills were doctored.

The capsules were loaded with drain cleaner.

She'd have died anyway.

This case stinks.

You know, you looked younger with the beard.

Thanks, captain.

You shaved the beard.

Some detective.

Two more things.

The condition of the sheets indicates...

someone else was in bed with Amanda. That's "A."

What's "B"?

"B" is, you're breaking in a new partner on this.

Partner again?

Some cat on loan from Dope. Real burnout, on the edge.

Perfect.

Gun!

Rog, meet your new partner.

I'm too old for this shit.

There are those who say you're a good cop.