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Okay, Jackie, your total is 67.85, please.
All right.
Here you go, my friend.
Hey, yo, Jackie.
Hey, Sal. What's going on, man?
What's up, man? How you doing?
All right. How you doing?
- Good to see ya. - You too.
Yeah, what's going on? Where's your turkey today?
Uh, my sister's house.
My mom just moved in over there,
so we're doing Thanksgiving.
Oh, nice, man. Nice.
Well, say hi to your mom and Beth for me.
I will. You still reffin' the Catholic League games?
Little bit, here and there.
Yeah, my oldest is at UC Santa Cruz.
So, you know, every little bit helps, right?
You bet. Well, happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving, Jackie. Good seeing ya.
- You too, Sal. - What's up, man?
Give me a couple of scratch-offs, please.
- Sure. - Thank you.
Don't fill up on bread.
You gotta eat the rest of your beans. Okay?
Hey! Happy Thanksgiving.
- Hey, Uncle Jack's here! - Look who's here.
Hey. Happy Thanksgiving to you.
How you doing, man?
Glad you could make it.
No problem. How's the car business?
It is going good.
- Thank you for asking. - Good.
Would you like some wine?
No. I have some. Thank you very much.
Hi, Uncle Fart-Poop.
- Uncle Fart-Poop! -
Don't tickle me! No, no, no.
- Uncle Jack's getting tickled. - Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi, Mom. - Mmm.
- Hello, sweetheart. - All right. Good.
- Hey. Happy Thanksgiving. - Hi.
- Sorry I'm late. - Really?
Yeah.
Some people call when they're late.
I didn't have my phone with me.
Oh. Well, then why have a phone
if you're not gonna use it?
I don't know. That's a good question.
How you doing, buddy?
- I'm good. - Good to see you.
I don't understand why somebody has a phone
if they don't ever answer it.
Can I have some of those potatoes, Mom?
Do you want some potatoes?
Thank you so much.
Did your mom ever tell you about our fish tank
- when we were kids? - No.
Well, your grandmother took us to the pet store
and we got a fish tank,
you know, a bunch of cool fish.
And I came from school the next day,
and the fish tank was filled with shampoo.
And all the fish were dead.
And your mom was there crying.
And Grandma said,
"Why'd you put shampoo in the fish tank?"
And your mom said,
"I wanted to give the fish a bubble bath."
Why'd she give the fish a bubble bath?
You're gonna have to ask your mom. I don't know.
I guess she always wanted to take care of everybody.
Mwah. I love you.
Don't let your mom near those fish.
Good night, Uncle Jack.
Good night, chief.
Hey.
Hey.
How's Mom, uh, settling in?
Uh, good. Yeah, really good. She seems to be.
Can't believe you got her outta Seaside.
Right? It's different now.
It's just all, like, young kids...
- Yeah. - And little couples...
running around, families.
I think she was feeling like a castaway out there.
Yeah, you did good. I'm glad she's here.
What's going on with you? What's new?
Not much.
Are you seeing anybody?
No.
- I wish you would. -
I really do.
I would feel much better.
I hate the idea of you
down there by yourself all the time.
What do you hate about it so much?
That you're, you know, just alone.
Just drinking all the time and...
I'm fine.
I appreciate it. But it's... I'm fine.
I know that Ang worries about you, so...
What does Ang have to do with it?
Why do you know what Ang would worry about?
Because she called
and she wanted to see how you were doing.
- She called you? - Yeah.
- Why? - Is that okay?
I don't know.
I mean, what, she called you to talk about me?
Why didn't she just call me directly?
She just wanted to see how you're doing.
Well... I...
I'm fine.
Look, I know Kathy Collins says
she sees your car outside Harold's bar every night.
Well, if Kathy Collins says it,
- must be true. - Mmm-hmm.
You know that something must be wrong.
So, I go to work,
and then after work sometimes I go have a beer.
I'm just saying...
You better start calling people.
- Okay. - Better get on
- this fucking case. - Okay.
She has other things maybe she ought to be worrying about
instead of worrying about how much I drink.
I mean, she needs to worry about staying out
- of her fucking refrigerator. - Nice.
She's losing a huge war against the refrigerator.
What are you talking about? Jack...
She needs to find the fucking treadmill.
Stop it. That is so mean. She's my friend.
Well, she should mind her business.
- Okay. - That's why I don't come here.
'Cause it always turns to...
Which one of the 20 bedrooms
am I supposed to be staying in?
Take the second one on the left.
Hey, Ang, it's Jack.
I'm just, uh... Happy Thanksgiving.
I wanted to call you, see how you're doing.
And also because my sister told me
that you had called her
and wanted to know how I was doing.
I'm just saying, if you want to know in the future
how I'm doing,
you can call me,
as I still have the same phone number
that I had...
when we were married.
Hey, Jack, it's Miguel.
Haven't heard from you for a while, so...
Sofia was asking about you.
Thought I'd give you a call and see how you're doing.
Thought maybe we'd have you over...
Hello, Jack, this is Father Edward Devine
calling from Bishop Hayes High School.
Will you give me a call back here at the rectory
when you get a chance?
1-424-145-3233.
And I'll be up until about 10:00 this evening.
If that doesn't work, we can chat in the morning.
Thanks, Jack. God bless.
Hello, Jack.
Hi.
How are you? Come on in.
Thanks so much.
So, did you have a nice Thanksgiving?
I did. How about you?
Oh, it was very nice.
All the kids and the grandkids were in.
- I was in my glory. - I bet.
- Good for you. - Oh.
You can go right in here.
Father Devine is just finishing up a call.
So, he will be out in just a couple of minutes,
so just make yourself comfortable.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
We are all so excited
at the idea of you possibly coming back
to be with us at Hayes.
It's nice to see you again, Jack.
Hello, Jack.
Hey, Father.
It's good to see you. Thanks for making the drive.
Sure. No problem.
Sit down, please.
So, been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah. Since, uh...
my father's funeral.
- That long? - Mmm.
My goodness. Where does the time go?
- If I knew, I would tell ya. -
Married?
I'm separated now. For a while.
Any children?
No kids.
Okay.
Well, Jack, it is really good to see you again.
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