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("Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo plays)
Sandra: Now, onto trail conditions,
we've got another cold front coming across Truman county
for the next few days, onto the weekend.
Temperature drops overnight can hit 25 degrees.
Sandra: Make sure to carry with you extra water
and be prepared for an increase in frostbite related calls.
Stay safe. Stay warm out there.
If you see any hikers out there,
walk them through our standard precautions.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
We'll be moving the public waiting line
for the Botany exhibit indoors through the rest of the week.
Hey.
- Man: Honey. - Mm-hmm.
Sandra: There has also been an increase in bear
and mountain lion sightings in the upper west end trails.
As winter's setting in, they're coming down the mountain
looking for food. You don't want to be that food,
especially those of you heading down the back country.
Okay, we're gonna do a roll call.
Just give me a here people and we can get this wrapped up.
Oh, and no trades day of shift.
It's getting too confusing for the office to keep up.
- Okay, Adam. - Adam: Here.
- Sandra: Craig. - Craig: Here.
- Sandra: Daniel. - Daniel: Here.
- Sandra: Davey. - Davey: Here!
- Sandra: Chip. - Maya: Where have you been?
Wendy: My car broke down, ll missed the bus again.
- Sandra: Maya. - Um, present.
Sandra: Oh, Ms. McHolmes, how nice of you to join us.
Maybe you wanna tell us what uh,
whatever tale seems to be so much more important
- than my morning minutes. - Um...
Sandra: Actually, you know what? Why don't you come on up here
and do it for me, and then I can sit down?
Um, no ma'am, you're doing great.
I mean, uh, I didn't mean, uh... I mean...
Remember people, to be early is to be on time.
If you are not checked in
at the beginning of my safety meeting,
minutes will be deducted from your timecard.
For those of you who haven't checked yet,
your assignments are on the board
and assignment packets can be found in the eagle room.
Stay safe out there!
Stay safe out there!
So, do you, uh, know where you're at yet?
- Nah, I got to check. - I'm at exhibits with Chip.
Been after that guy for a week.
Just look at his face. It's... It's so...
- Frat boy? - Yes! Bing! Love it.
Wendy: Oh, looks like you're not the only one.
Maya: Yeah, you don't have to tell me.
She's been bird-dogging everyone ll even glance at recently.
Let's get her.
Wendy, you really stepped in it this time.
Are you trying to get fired?
What? What do you mean?
I was being sincere!
Just, you know, the one time I'm late.
Oh!
What?
Girl, you are late all the time.
Come on, I'm not always late.
It's adorable that you think that.
Wendy: Uh-oh. You're not on exhibits today.
You're, uh, posting signs on Hitchback Ridge.
What? No, no, no, no. I'm supposed to be on exhibits
- flirting with a quarterback! - Wendy: Nope.
I'm on exhibits, you guys need to stop reading this wrong.
- Maya: Um, Craigy. - No.
- Craigy. - I'm not switching with you.
I can do it. Yeah, you take the info booth
and I'll take the trail and then...
That way you get to see Chip all day.
- Hmm. - (scoffs)
I know that face.
Yeah, that's your pity face.
- No! - It so is.
- I'll handle this for you. - Thank you.
Maya doesn't think that you can do it.
I'm just as qualified as you guys.
Yeah, don't you mostly do like kiddie trails?
What about the, uh, spider that made you jump...
- Wendy: Oh, my God. - 15 feet across the way?
Wendy: You guys it was a black widow!
- Maya: It was a daddy long leg. - It was a daddy long leg.
So, I don't want you to get in your head
- about this though, it's okay. - Craig: It's not a big deal.
It's just that being on the trail,
you kinda have to be, like, tougher.
- Yeah, hardy. Yeah. Uh-huh. - Hardy is a great word.
Uh-hmm. Come on you guys, it's just tying signs to trees.
No, it's a lot of rough terrain.
And you have to be ready to get your hands dirty,
your pretty hands.
Listen, you're an indoor kid, okay?
- Like, uh, Davey. - Davey: Oh!
- Oh, Davey? - Maya and Craig: Oh, Davey.
- We're trading. - Wow, okay.
All right, okay, fine, your... your funeral babe!
- Thanks, Davey. - Craig: All right, calm down...
Uh, let's switch packs, yeah?
So, you don't have to go through outfitting.
Yeah.
Here ya go, and, um, you're sure you're okay, yeah?
Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay. - I'll be fine.
Great, I will see you later.
Yeah, it's just a walk in the woods.
I mean, how hard can it be?
Wendy: (sighs)
("Point of No Return" by Expose plays)
("Point of No Return" by Expose plays)
Wendy: (gasps)
Jesus Christ, Davey. You scared the shit out of me!
It's not my fault, I called your name three times.
You didn't look up!
- Wendy: (sighs) - Oh, I'm sorry. Lemme help you.
- Wendy: It's fine - Davey: Oh, nope, okay.
Wendy: It's fine. I've got it. Thanks.
What are you doing out here?
Davey: I'm refilling the dog shit bag holders.
All the way out here?
Not usually.
Usually, I work with the maintenance crew,
helping them with electric stuff.
- Hmm. - But I left the gate open
and one of the mowers rolled down the hill
right into a maintenance shack
so, how I'm on dog shit bag duty.
Yeah.
Do you ever feel like...
I don't know, this isn't the right job for you?
Davey: No, I mean,
I may not be the biggest guy in the crew.
They may not think I'm the best person for the job,
but I know I can do it.
That's what matters, right?
Yeah.
Well uh...
I guess I'm gonna, you know...
get back to it.
Davey: Okay, right yeah.
See ya!
Hey!
I could come with you! If you want.
To make up for messing up half your stuff.
- I'm pretty much done. - No, it's okay.
It's just less work for me now, so...
Right, right. Ll should probably go too.
All right, see ya!
Watch out for snakes!
- (laughs) - (chuckles)
Okay, I will.
Wendy: (humming)
Wendy: (panting)
Here.
- (leaves rustling) - Wendy: (gasps)
Wendy: So...
let's see.
Okay. So, I'm here.
- (rustling) - (gasps)
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