True Lies

Honey, I'm home.

Roger that.

Copy at the boat house.

Right on time.

Faisil, get your butt in here.

Harry's inside.

Yeah, yeah. I'm coming. I'm coming.

Hey, were you born in a barn?

Poor house.

Uh-huh.

All right.

You got your fur coat razor blade there

and a bunch of guys with guns.

Hmm.

I'm switching to subvocal now.

Check, check.

Check. Check. It's talk radio.

You're on the air. Check.

All right, that guard nearest to you is moving away.

He's at the service door.

He's inside.

All right, have you seen Khaled yet?

Yep. There he is.

How come billionaires are always short?

Jamal...

Excuse me.

Colonel, how are you?

It's so good to see you again.

Yes, it's been a long time.

Terrific.

Who was that guy?

Could you hold this for a second? Thanks.

Okay, you should be crossing the main foyer

heading for the stairs.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, keep moving. Keep moving.

I'm in the library, and I'm heading out

to the second floor balcony.

Modem in place.

Transmitting now.

Affirmatory.

It's a good hookup.

These are encrypted files, guys.

It's going to take me just a few minutes.

Uh-huh. I got your password.

Magnificent, isn't it?

Yes, quite.

I thought I knew most of Khaled's friends,

but I don't believe I've met you before.

No, we haven't met

because I certainly would remember.

Renquist, Harry Renquist.

Juno Skinner.

Come on. Come on.

Juno Skinner, arts and antiquities dealer,

specializing in ancient Persia.

This is Persian, if I'm not mistaken.

Very good.

Sixth century B.C., to be exact. Hmm.

Do you like the period?

Oh, I adore it.

Alarm! Alarm!

Harry, we got a problem.

Guards are going ape-shit down there.

Acquired most of these pieces for Jamal.

Do you tango?

Mmm. Oh!

Tango?

Harry? Harry?

You do not have time to tango, buddy.

You copy?

All right, Harry, don't be stopping to smell the roses now.

You hear me? You got to get out of there.

Yes! Files are unlocked!

Fast Faisil strikes again.

I'm in. I'm down, baby.

I got my hand up her dress, and I am going...

Just copy the goddamn files, okay.

Ahhh!

Wow. And I thought this was just gonna be

another bunch of boring bankers

and oil billionaires.

Harry, seconds count, buddy.

Ditch the bitch.

Unfortunately, I have to leave.

I have a plane to catch.

Oh.

Well...

call me sometime.

My offices are in Rome.

I would like that.

Son of a bitch is with her two minutes,

and she's ready to bear his children.

All right, twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?

I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.

Ballsy.

Stupid but ballsy.

Sir?

May I see your invitation, please?

Sure. Here's my invitation.

Aw, shit. Here we go.

Slight change in plans.

Halt!

Go!

Stay.

We're en route to the roller rendezvous point.

I repeat... backup rendezvous point.

Watch it! Watch it!

It's called ice,

and it gets a little slick.

Harry, do you copy? Whoa!

I got it.

Shit!

Whoops!

Oh, my God.

Whoa! I got it. I got it. I got it.

There he is! Shit!

Hi, guys.

Oh, yeah, that worked good.

Right out the old front gate.

Can you lean back a second?

Let's go.

We can still make our flight.

All right, that's it for Mr. Renquist.

Okay, go.

All right, we got Harry Tasker billfold,

Harry Tasker passport,

ticket stub,

hotel bill, Tasker.

I got two postcards here from Geneva.

Got some house keys right there,

and I've got a souvenir Swiss snowing village.

What's that for? It's for Dana, stupe.

You know, bring your kid home a gift.

You know, the dad thing.

Nice touch. Yeah.

All right, pick me up tomorrow at 8:00.

Will do.

The debriefing is at ten-hundred.

Mm-hmm.

See you at 8:00. Okay.

Bye. Hey, Harry.

Did you forget something?

What a team.

All right. Sleep fast, buddy.

Hi, honey.

How was your flight?

Oh, it was fine.

Good.

Brought you a little gift from Switzerland.

Snowy village.

Wow. Thanks, Dad.

I've never had one of these.

You're welcome.

You're late for school. You better get going.

Don't forget to feed Gizmo.

Okay.

It's pretty lame.

I'm late. Yeah, me, too.

How'd it go at the convention?

Did you make all the other salesmen jealous?

Oh, it was fantastic. You wouldn't believe it.

You should have been there.

We were the big hit of the show.

We did new model ordering system...

the 680 I told you about.

I can write up an order

and immediately as soon as the customer's name comes up,

you see what his credit line is,

what he's ordered in the past,

what discount he has gotten, every little detail.

Terrific.

It's fantastic. I love the computer business.

Listen, the, uh, plumber called.

He says he has to dig under the slab or something.

It's going to cost $600.

Hmm, that's okay.

Well, it's not okay. It's extortion.

So what did you tell him?

I slept with him, and he said he'd knock off $100.

That's good thinking. Bye, honey.

Hello.

Dana!

Boy, I remember the first time

I got shot out of a cannon.

Good morning. Go to school.

Thanks, dear.

Check these out.

Check 'em out.

Where's the image coming from?

Got a CCD camera in a transmitter

in a pack of smokes out there.

It's pretty cool, huh?

Mm-hmm.

What the hell.

Bye, Dad! What's she...

Dana! She's ripping you off. Dana!

I knew it.

Dana!

Dana!