Natural Born Killers

What kind of pies do you have?

Well, we got um...

Apple, pecan, cherry, key lime.

And which do you recommend?

Well, key lime's great, but...

it's an acquired... acquired taste.

Well l ain't had key lime pie in ten years.

When you had it did you like it?

No, but that don't mean much.

l was a completely different person back then.

Let's give that key lime pie a day in court...

And a big ol' glass of nonfat milk, if you please.

Should l make that two pieces?

No, no, Rosie.

My name's not Rosie. It's Mabel!

Whatever.

"It must have hurt your pride"

"To have to stand beneath my window"

"With your bugle and your drum"

"And me, I'm up there waitin'

"For the miracle"

"For the miracle to come"

"l don't believe you'd like it"

"You wouldn't like it here"

"There ain't no entertainment"

"And the judgments are severe"

Goddamn, this son-of-a-bitch is runnin' hot!

Y'all go on inside. I'm gonna check it out.

All right, I'll get a cold one for ya.

Good God almighty, what the hell is that?

That? A bitch out of hell, son.

Take a run at her, kiddo.

- Miller, Mabel. - Right, comin' up.

Hey, Mabel.

"The way you love me got to suit my style"

"Or little baby, l will say goodbye"

That's some sweet piece of meat, ain't it?

Her name's...

...Mallory.

Mallory, whatever. Who gives a shit?

l call it pussy!

Hell's bells, don't stop now, darlin'...

I'm just gettin' started!

Hey, l think she's sweet on you.

Are you flirtin' with me?

Beep, beep.

You want a piece of it, darling?!

Your move, fucker! Go!

Yeah! This stupid...

Shit...

...list!

Shit! You son-of-a-bitch...

It's not polite to point.

Just because my woman's mopping up the floor...

...with your buddy, is no reason to join in.

How sexy am l now? Huh...flirty boy?!

How sexy am l now?!

Damn!

"You made my shit list!"

Why're they always fuckin' with me?

Honey! Come on, he's dead.

l just wanna dance. Fucker!

No! There's no escaping here!

Who's the lucky one?

Eenie, meenie... minie, moe...

Catch a redneck by his toe.

lf he hollers let him go!

Eanie, meanie, minie, moe...

My mama told me...

...to pick the best one,

...and you are it!

Woo!

When people ask you who done this,

you tell 'em Mickey and Mallory Knox did it.

All right? Say it!

Mickey and Mallory Knox did it.

Mickey and Mallory Knox.

l love you, Mickey.

l love you, Mallory!

Narrator: Stars are coming out.

Look up in the brassy sky...

and there they are like loony pocket change.

You bet on something you wish you had 10,000 to bet on,

something where the odds are good.

Betting all those stars won't mean shit...

l saw 'em getting out of the car, ...going into a door.

One of the cops looks at me, and l say, "No!"

The whole world's comin' to an end, Mal.

That's the angels, Mickey.

They're comin' down for us from heaven.

And l see you ridin' a big red horse.

And you're drivin' the horses, whippin' 'em.

And they're spittin' and frothin' all at the mouth.

And they're comin' right at us.

And l see the future.

There's no death,

'cause you and l, we're angels.

That is poetry.

l love you, Mal.

l know you do, baby.

l've loved you since the day we met.

Hi, Dad, how was work?

What work? I'm unemployed.

Where the have you been, huh?

Well, you look nice, Mallory.

Yuck, you look like

Thanks, Mom. Well, I'm gonna go now.

I'll be back at midnight, okay?

What're you wearing, a broomstick and a trash bag?

Why don't you put some meat on you?

A few pounds lighter, you'll be Miss Ethiopia.

Where the hell do you think you're goin'?

I'm going to the John Lee Hooker concert with Donna.

l told you that yesterday.

First off, you don't tell me anything! You ask my permission.

Second, you're not going out in that whorehouse dress.

You'll end up peddlin' your ass, you stupid bitch.

And third, you're not going out at all.

You didn't mow the yard.

That piece of shit lawn mower is fucked!

That's how you talk in front of your mother?!

You stupid bitch! You watch your language

or I'll kick the shit out of you... like l do her.

So if your ass is in this house...

...it's my ass.

So you move it upstairs and take a shower.

And you make sure it's a good shower,

'cause I'm comin' up after to see how clean you are.

Mommy!

Don't you think you were a little hard on her, Ed?

I'll show her a little tenderness... after l eat.

When l get up there she won't see my face for an hour.

Darling, l think you should speak nicely in front of Kevin.

Don't think. You're a idiot!

What am l, the bad guy?

Did l ask you to my friends?

And don't tell me what to do!

lf it wasn't for me, you'd still be slingin' hash

...in that shithouse and fuckin' your boss!

Oh, that must be Donna! I'll tell her the bad news.

Don't let your macaroni get cold, Ed.

- Yes? - Delivery for Ed Wilson.

What on earth is it?

It's beef, lady 50 pounds of beef.

Well you wait right here. l have to have a word with my husband.

Who're you?

Mickey. Who're you?

I'm Mallory.

You oughta change your name to beautiful.

You a big... meat eater, Mallory?

l could be.

You always dress like that, or you just...

...waitin' for me?

Why would l be dressed like this for somebody l don't know?

Maybe something inside told you to.

You know, like fate.

You believe in fate, Mallory?

Maybe.

You don't look too happy.

Wanna go for a ride? Talk about it?

Now, Ed, you promised your doctor, no more meat.

l eat what l want, so what?

This food here, you pray after you eat.

It's just that l don't want you to clog up your arteries

...and just keel over at the table.

Now don't cry! It turns me off!

l haven't cried in 15 years and you still haven't touched me.

Yeah, how 'bout him?

You were drunk and thought you were in Mallory's room!

That's why we have Kevin.

What?! You mean Mallory's my mom?!

I'm sending the meat back, Ed.

And l don't care what you do to me!

You know what I'll do to you...

- Ed, look! - What does it say?

"Out with the meat man. Back before dawn. Love, Mallory."

Oh, that stupid bitch.

Ed, they stole your car.

My car? Oh, that meat man cocksucker!

l broke her in and he grabbed her.

I'll fix his ass too. Call the cops! Come on!

Everything l see, l see you, Mal.

l know, baby, I'm goin' crazy too.

Even ugliness looks beautiful... ...'cause of you.

Even though I'm in here, l visit you every night.

Listen, Mickey...

...my daddy, he's gonna move us away...

so that you can't never find me.

And I'm scared.

He can't keep me away from you.

He said if you ever show up...

...he's gonna kill you.

Kill me? When's this supposed to happen?

Can l help you?!

He won't leave me alone.

He keeps fuckin' touchin' me, and l can't take it.

l have to go.

'Cause if he finds out I'm gone, he's gonna beat me.

l just wanted to tell you l love you and l miss you...

...and don't forget about me.