Waves of Lust (Una ondata di piacere)

How's the world upside down?

Basically the same right side up.

Then just as sick.

Come here.

Do you want this?

Look how much fun they're having.

Silvia, show me what you can do!

Cut it out, Giorgio!

Cut it out, I said!

- He'll end up cutting her head off. - He's insane!

- I bet he's rich. - The kind that never has to pay.

If he killed her, they'd just say it was an accident.

You almost killed me today.

I'm sorry.

The idea of going to jail over you doesn't entice me.

Don't worry, guys like you never go to jail.

You're right.

But it would be some what of a pain.

And I detest pain.

If I wanted to kill you, I'd have to plan the perfect crime.

You're smart enough to not do it.

Nobody would kill the hen with the golden eggs.

Great, him again!

Leave us alone, I'll get rid of him in no time.

I'll meet you at the bar.

Nicolai, what a surprise!

- I heard you were here so... - Right... have a seat.

Good afternoon.

- The usual? - No, Tony. I'm not drinking today.

I'm going to kill someone so I need to be focused.

I'll be your hit man for free.

- Will you? - Well... not exactly free.

- I would want something in return. - I think I know what you mean.

- I doubt I'm the first to ask. - No.

And not the last, I hope.

Look who's here!

The water skier. Remember?

I'm sorry but I'm afraid I can't continue this conversation.

It's completely pointless.

I have no choice, give me at least one option

or at least an extension.

Making concessions isn't my style.

Silvia!

Say goodbye to Nicolai, he's leaving for good.

It's probably the last time we'll ever see him.

Don't bother.

I won't be harassing you anymore.

Good luck... in getting exactly what you deserve!

If anyone needs luck here, it's you.

Tony?

Get us drinks, we're going to toast to one less idiot in the world.

So you told him to take a hike?

There's no room for imbeciles in this world.

All he needed was your help.

Put it all on my bill.

Get me a drink.

On the rocks?

I've never let anyone tell me what to do

and I'm not making exceptions for you.

Nicolai is an imbecile and I'll treat him however I want.

- Got that? - Sorry.

I feel sorry for him.

- You won't do it again, will you? - No, I promise.

Please, you're breaking my arm.

That should teach you for now.

Now apologize.

Forgive me, George, please.

Not that way, stupid! You have to earn your forgiveness.

Please don't hurt me.

Then what kind of punishment would it be?

It hurts, but you like it.

Hi there, babe.

- I'm going to lie out for a while. - All right.

The catalogue item you're interested in is over there.

- Don't tell me you like that. - I haven't told you anything.

Do you know the artist?

Is this any better?

- It's rather conventional. - At least it says something.

It represents the proletariat, I don't like proletariat.

Plus I can't buy two, I've only got room for one.

It's your money, do what you like with it.

Can you hear the ocean?

- I could hear you walking over. - Were you sure it was me?

Yes, if I was a man, I'd do the same thing.

And I bet you bought that horrendous painting.

- Look. - I was wrong. One nil.

- I bet that's yours. - How do you know?

- lntuition. - Good guess!

- Of course. - I satisfy all my whims.

A boat like that can only belong to someone like you.

- Do you want to get on? - Why, want to fuck?

- What's your name? - Barbara.

- Yours? - Giorgio.

- Anything else you want to know? - You're interesting in your own way.

- How about dinner tonight? - Why not?

Then see you at 8:00 at "La Lampara" restaurant.

All right.

Don't be late.

- Can I help you? - That man is expecting me.

Are you Giorgio?

Barbara's running late so I'm keeping her chair warm.

Do you mind?

They're nothing special but I'm starving.

I could use a drink, how about ordering some white wine?

Any requests on the kind or year?

Nope, as long as it's cold.

Ettore!

Pour me another one.

- Are you alone tonight? - Yes.

Men are such assholes, don't you think?

We've met, remember?

Of course, at that shop today.

Can I get you a drink? I'm pathetically lonely tonight.

- Let's get drunk together. - You should take it easy.

You're telling me what to do too?

No. I think Giorgio's got that covered.

How do you know Giorgio?

He's partying with a few friends tonight.

- You didn't know? - No, but I figured it out.

By how he ordered me to get lost.

Let's go, let's give him a nice surprise!

Why not?

Sorry,

but you'd forgotten to let her know so I stopped by to get her.

You must not have known we were friends.

Sorry about the mix-up, I didn't know I was supposed to come.

Barbara kept insisting so how could I refuse?

Actually, you weren't even invited.

But since you're here, have a seat.

Here you are. Would you like to order something?

- Anything is fine for me. - The best you've got.

- Can I have oysters? - Sure.

Oysters are a powerful aphrodisiac.

That's why I like them.

- Do you mind that I'm here? - I've never had so much fun.

You didn't tell me you had such nice friends.

- And so full of surprises! - Well, Silvia...

I like surprises too.

Since we've hit it off so quickly

Iet me make a proposal.

Silvia and I are spending the weekend at sea, why don't you come along?

- Both of us? - Of course.

I see that Barbara likes to play hard

so it won't be me who backs out, it would be the first time.

Silvia, what do you say?

Silvia thinks whatever I do. Tell them.

I would really like for you to come too.

It will be fun, you'll see.

- It will! - What did I say?

She'd like to have you onboard.

If Barbara's fine with it, so am l.

I'm in.

- Then let's make a toast! - To our friendship.

I'm sure we'll have a great time.

We're going to have one hell of a cruise.

This is your cabin.

Take what you want. Trousers, suits, bikinis...

- Thanks. - Try these shorts.

- Don't you wear a bra? - Never even seen one before!

- I wish I had larger breasts. - Why?

I'm sure Giorgio would like me more.

Do you think your relationship would get better?

No, I would like it better.

This is Giorgio's cabin.

As you can see, it's the biggest one.

He has to feel free to do whatever he wants.

Don't you sleep together?

I am only allowed in when he wants to have sex.

There's another reason too.

I can guess... so he can have whoever he wants in here.

- Does it happen often? - Very often.

And I can hear everything in my cabin.

Why do you let him? Why don't you do the same?

Honestly, Giorgio scares me.

You've never seen him angry.

Only fools never change their mind.

Silvia liked the painting too.

- Right? - Yes,

- but I find it incomplete. - It's amazing.

And I wanted to surprise Barbara.

The other one looked like a stupid red stain.

You're right, a blood stain.

Sicilian Sea calm for the next 24 hours.

All other waters will be slightly rough.

Weak winds in the central Mediterranean and Tyrrhenian.

North-westerly moderate winds in the western Mediterranean.

Stable temperatures north while hotter in the centre and South.

Silvia!

- When are we eating? - It's almost ready.

Put something heavier on, you'll be cold.

- I showed you where the stuff is. - Yes please.

- What's wrong, are you hungry? - You could say that.

I was wondering how can you live with someone like Giorgio?

You'd better go back up, or we'll never be eating tonight.

- Want me to take over? - You can navigate, can't you?

- I can tell by how you move. - I went to the Naval Academy.

But then I sunk an aircraft carrier, 600 deaths.

Are you messing with me?

You have a radar, radio and automatic pilot.

You don't need me, I'll go help the girls.