Die Tomorrow

Am I going to die?

Not right now, but everyone has to die some time.

- Why? - Because we just do.

Why?

Because we're humans. Living beings have to die.

- Will I die? Like sleep and die? - Yes.

Are you kidding me?

No kidding.

No!

Very Sad Pictures presents

24 MAY 2017, 2:15AM

A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE STUDENT WAS HIT BY A TRUCK

CRASHING INTO A HOTEL CONVENIENCE STORE

HER FRIEND REVEALED THAT THE DEAD STUDENT

HAD GONE TO BUY MORE BEER FOR A PARTY IN THEIR ROOM

THEY WERE DUE TO GO

TO THEIR GRADUATION CEREMONY AT 6AM

- It's so accurate. - What is?

My horoscope.

The horoscope in this magazine is totally spot on!

Do you read that stuff?

- You should try it! - What does it say?

It says I'll have an opportunity

to go abroad

and those close to me will be worried.

You're going to Ukraine, right?

- Kiev. - Is Kiev in Ukraine?

- Yeah! - There are bombings there.

- What about Aquarius? - You'll die there.

Stop it, bitch!

Ukraine is safe. I checked.

What about Aquarius?

You'll invest in a business which will be successful.

- Nice! - But someone will steal from you.

Is it true?

Yes. Joob and I are opening a boutique.

- It says she'll steal from you. - I don't think she would.

- She's rich. - Did she put a lot of money in?

- Yeah, quite a bit. - Really?

Fuck off!

So it is true! Give it to me.

Capricorn?

You're going to have kids.

- Maybe. - Really?

Hey, Prae's going to have a kid.

Nothing unusual about that.

I'm ready to.

That's so you!

Mine isn't accurate at all!

It says my love life is going well.

Let's rewrite it. I just had a fight with my boyfriend!

I'll write my own horoscope.

"You're going to meet your soulmate, who'll be a foreigner."

Just imagine if you could write your own fate.

It could be fun!

You guys wrote your own fate anyway.

You can graduate on your own, right?

No, I asked God for help!

Are you serious? Believe in yourself.

Let me write, bitches! Yok will travel around the world.

What about Prae?

OK!

Prae...

- 6 kids. - Like puppies?

Let's change Som's fate!

I crossed it out... No one's going to steal from Som.

- Let's take a photo. - Yeah, let's do that.

So we can see if it comes true.

Really?

I hate spoilers!

It's no fun if you know your destiny.

Your feet!

Don't you want to know what will become of you when you're older?

Look at Jaa. That's what you'll look like when you're old!

Bitch!

I'm serious!

I want to live in America and never come back here.

Why?

- You think Immigration will let you in? - Will Trump let you stay?

I don't want to live here. You know me.

What will you do there?

I'll look for a job. I want to move to New York.

I'll see how long I can stay there.

Will you live alone?

Yep, unless I meet someone there.

Someone meaning 'husband'?

- What about you? - I'll open a plant shop.

What trees will you sell? Coconut trees?

No fucking coconuts!

Sometimes you find rare trees on the Internet.

Like on Pinterest.

People want to decorate their rooms with those trees.

My mum also loves planting trees.

Don't forget to give me one.

You'll sell trees online?

You'll e-mail trees?

I'll start a website so I can test out the market.

Sounds like a plan.

What about you?

- I want to be like Anna Wintour. - Who the hell is that?

I want to create my own fashion brand.

I'll study marketing and aim for the Chinese market.

Will it work in China?

I can try and make it work.

- So you want to study marketing? - Yes.

- Where? - In Paris.

Wow!

I'll learn how to saybonjour properly.

What about you, Prae?

I just want to have a family,

the kind where we can have dinner together every day.

No! Seriously?

I'm serious! I don't come from the kind of family you guys do.

But we are your family!

Don't be sad.

I'm not sad. I'm just saying that I want to have a nice family.

You can have one with that guy you're seeing.

Not sure about that one.

Enough of this crap. Let's put face masks on.

Let's go. Stop talking nonsense!

What time is the make-up artist coming?

4am.

I need to sleep or I'll have bags under my eyes.

- Don't sleep. - Prae, don't go to sleep.

You can nap during the graduation ceremony!

Tomorrow is the big day!

Shit, there's no more beer!

Prae, you drank all the beer?

No, I didn't!

Go and get some more, now!

- Now. - No, you go.

I don't want to.

- We should all go. - I told you to buy a pack of 12.

Who's going?

I know, let's check the horoscope and see who's going to get more beer.

The lucky girl is...

PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY

THERE ARE 172,800 DEATHS IN THE WORLD EACH DAY

7,200 DEATHS AN HOUR

120 DEATHS A MINUTE

2 DEATHS EVERY SECOND

11 JUNE 2012

BUSINESSMAN DIES IN HIS SLEEP AT THE STOCK EXCHANGE

HE WASN'T FOUND UNTIL FIVE HOURS LATER

15 JANUARY 2016

HURRICANE ALEX HITS PORTUGAL'S COAST KILLING HUNDREDS

WIDESPREAD EVACUATIONS ARE UNDERWAY

FURTHER FATALITIES ARE EXPECTED

Next we have the weather forecast for Bangkok.

A cool breeze is expected across the city

with a temperature of around 16 degrees Celsius.

Such a nice day for the 'month of happiness'.

Try to get outside if you can.

Go for a walk and enjoy this beautiful day.

Sip some hot coffee and enjoy the cool breeze.

That's it for today.

We'll be back again tomorrow. Goodbye.

Would you want to know if you're going to die tomorrow?

No.

Why not? You'd be able to prepare for it.

No. If I knew, I'd be sad.

But you're going to die anyway.

But if I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I'd be really sad

and I don't want to feel like that.

If I don't know, I can just live my life normally

and then die.

OK. 1... 2... 3... Smile.

- Smile! - Why do I have to smile?

- You need to smile for the photo. - No way.

- Smile. - I'm not going to.

You have to. Please.

You have to smile for the photo.

- You've been acting weird recently. - Why?

Suddenly you're asking for a photo of me here. What's going on?

I've been away for eight years.

Can't I have a nice photo of my younger brother?

- Hurry up! Smile. - Go ahead!

Ready.

- 1... 2... - I'm not doing this.

- Smile! - Over my dead body.

Don't be so difficult.

You don't have to take a photo of me.

The flash!

Done.

- You got me up here just for this? - All done.

What kind of camera is this?

It's so hot today. It might rain later.

You can have a go.

Ann, what happened to you in New York?

Why?

It's weird. You suddenly flew back without telling anyone.

I don't know. I just wanted to come back.

- That's not it. - Why?

There must be a reason. Did you lose your job or something?

No. I had a great job. It was well-paid.

- Did your boyfriend dump you? - No.

- Haven't you got any friends? - I have lots of friends.

What do you want from me?

What did you come back for then?

I told you, I just wanted to come back!