Transporter 3

Ninety-one, 92...

- It's down there. - Where? If they catch us...

There's a million bottles of booze in there.

You think they're gonna miss one?

Weather is with us, sir.

We arrive in port in a couple of hours.

Very good.

You're welcome, sir.

Man, I never smelt anything like this. Not even when you're in the crapper.

What, your shit smells like roses?

Hey, look.

I'll give you a hand.

- Thought you said it was booze. - That's what the papers said.

Captain, we have a breach in lower level. Look.

- Which section? - 101.

Fuck. Take the wheel.

- Yes, sir. - Fuck.

Close the door! Get the masks.

Holy shit.

Take care of them.

- Morning. - Passport, please.

Rough seas?

The sea was smooth. The party was a bit rough, if you know what I mean.

- Ibiza. - Yeah.

Thanks.

When I was a kid, my father used to take me fishing.

Never could figure out how he knew where the fish were.

They were always exactly where he said they would be.

Security check.

Do I look like a security risk?

Please step out of the car and bring your documents to the office.

My documents are right here, sir.

The computer is in the office.

Her too.

She's sleeping.

- With her documents. - Okay, sure.

You're gonna lose it.

Close, inspector, you're close.

That's a big one. Go left, go left.

Don't let him get away.

You're close.

Go left, go left! Go right!

Must be Moby Dick you hooked. Need some help?

No, thank you, Frank.

I have been fishing these waters since before you were born.

You were close, inspector. You were close.

Good thing that we French have such a highly developed sense of humor.

With all due respect, the French think Jerry Lewis is a genius.

- Jerry Lewis is a genius. - Dean was the genius.

No, Dean just stood there with a drink and a cigarette.

My point exactly. Anyone can fall down and get a laugh.

How many people can do it standing still with a drink and a cigarette?

I am afraid our day of leisure is cut short.

There is a mess in Marseilles.

Some madman driving an Audi at impossible speeds.

Don't look at me.

That is the first place the chief told me to look.

But I will tell him you have the perfect alibi.

As usual.

Tarconi!

- Please! - I am sorry, Frank.

- It's our first bite! - Yeah, yeah.

- Please. - Yeah.

Stop the boat. Come on.

- No. No, Frank. - Come on, please.

Purpose of your visit, Mr. Johnson?

Business.

What kind of business?

Environmental protection.

Thank you.

Mr. Minister, you're giving the opening address at an EU conference...

...on environmental impact of industry in Odessa tomorrow.

- What is top on your list of priorities? - It's a short list.

There's one item: the environment and how to protect it.

In the face of increasing pressure...

...for industries to compete successfully in a global economy...

...that goal can sometimes come up against some very harsh realities.

Well, not as harsh as a polluted and uninhabitable planet.

Gentlemen, if you'll excuse me now...

...I have trees to save and industrialists to disappoint.

- Your speech for tomorrow. - Any good?

- It's going to piss off a lot of people. - Excellent.

Hello?

Mr. Minister?

Who is this?

My name is not important.

I've been put in charge of the negotiations...

...you are engaged in with Ecocorp...

...for issuance of their license to do business in the Ukraine.

You must be misinformed, Mr. Whatever-Your-Name-Is.

I've terminated negotiations permanently.

I think you will reconsider that position...

...once you have a chance to study the documents in the envelope.

I'll be in touch.

Yeah, there's been an accident.

Send an ambulance, 8 Route de la Falaise.

Malcolm.

Malcolm. Malcolm.

I asked you for your price. What is this?

A man who might be interested in taking the job. This man will.

My boss said you're the man for the job.

Your boss got his facts wrong.

Two things you should know about my boss:

He never gets his facts wrong, he never takes no for an answer.

Well, there's a first time for everything.

Well, not this time.

You don't wanna do this.

I don't think you're in a position to tell me what I do and don't wanna do.

You have 10 seconds to change your mind.

I'll give you five seconds to remove your hand.

Malcolm. Malcolm.

You hear me?

Mal, I said drop in anytime, but I didn't mean...

- Nowhere else to go. - Just take it easy, okay?

Don't move me from the car.

- It's just till the ambulance arrives. - No ambulance.

You need a doctor, you've been shot. I can't take care of this.

Not far from car.

Relax.

Just try to stay calm. We'll have you fixed up in no time.

He's inside. Quick, it's serious.

Sir?

- You wanna be careful moving him. - We know our job, okay?

Sir, can you hear me?

This car... No...

If you hear me, press my hand.

The car...

Am I in heaven?

Actually, you're in a bit of the shit.

You'll help me out of it?

That depends on how deep you're in.

- Don't trust anyone. - Couldn't agree with you more.

- Come on. - No! Don't leave the car!

- What's so special about the car? - Not the car.

Wait!

I told you.

Don't trust anyone.

I told you.

I took the liberty of bringing your suit.

It's what you wear when you're working, correct?

Correct. But I'm not working.

- You see, boss? I told you. - Please, Joseph.

Your approach was not very effective in presenting our proposal the first time.

Thank you.

As I was saying...

...we came to you in good faith. You said you were unavailable.

We contracted with the man whose number you gave us.

He proved to be ineffective.

And now I am left with unfinished business.

The way I see it, you're responsible.

I understand your point of view.

But I'm still unavailable.

Boss, can I say something?

Anyone else wanna say something?

Good.

Find me a smarter one.

You have three seconds to change your mind...

...or you're gonna be permanently unavailable.

One.

Two.

One condition.

I'm listening.

I drive my own car.

Deal.

In anticipation of your answer, we took the liberty of bringing your car.

Changed the oil, gave it a tune-up, took out all the non-essential material.

Left the switch-over license plates. Love that.

Replaced the GPS with one of our own.

Preprogrammed. More efficient that way.

Why I was so insistent on using only the best man for this assignment?

We're playing in a much larger game here.

Don't think of this as just another job. Think of it as a mission.

I'm so pleased to find we share the same approach to our work.

I make a deal, that's the deal. Just like you.

You don't like names. Neither do I. We're both precise.

Neither one of us has any interest in what we're paid to do...

...beyond what we are paid to do. Those are your rules, right?

You forgot one.

- I work alone. - I thought you might like the company.

Thought you wanted me to complete a mission.

You're right. I do.

Wait.

What, you wanna change the rules?

Every rule has an exception. Let's make one for today.

You're the boss.

Anything else?

The jewelry. Anything I should know?

You remember those jokers trying to blow up airliners...

...by sneaking liquids through and combining them on board?

Same principle, just refined.

Twenty-five feet from the car...

...yellow light comes on, signaling the first liquid is ready.

Fifty feet, orange.

Second liquid flows into the chamber.

Seventy-five feet, you're gonna see red.

Time to go.

This phone is programmed to call only one number, mine.

When you pass the first toll on the road going north, call me, all right?

Money for gas and food.

Any other questions?