Nurse Jackie

Could either of you ladies tell me where I might

Find Jackie Peyton?

Sam called. I need to break up with him.

I don't know whose M.R.I. you saw, but it wasn't hers.

- Yes, I understand that. I need to talk to you. - Later. I promise.

I'm totally willing to keep the campaign going. I'll-- I don't know,

Pay out of pocket. I could pay for the ad space.

You need to promise me that we're not gonna take that money.

I promise.

- Have you seen your new school? - Fiona, give me that phone!

Please tell me you didn't take her fucking money.

- Seriously, Kevin-- - Dad!

- Kevin, don't do this! - Where are you going?

Kevin, please get back in the car. You're freaking them out.

Hey, dad, what you doing?

Sit back down, Fi. I'm not getting

Into an enclosed space with you.

You should sit back with grace and me.

It's okay, you guys,

I'm-- I just need to stretch my legs.

He's having a tantrum.

You know what, guys? There's nothing to worry about.

Daddy and I used to do this kind of thing all the time.

Actually, grace, you're right. I'm having a tantrum,

But it's totally okay. I'm walking it off.

You know what? You're right.

He's having a tantrum and it's totally okay.

Nobody has to worry about daddy.

Don't talk to me.

Hey. He called me,

Asked me to come and get him.

Tell me you didn't fucking say anything.

"thank you" would've been cool.

I can't believe you left me on the side of the road.

I can't either.

- I took the money-- - I don't give a fuck why you took it.

- It doesn't matter. - It does matter, Kevin.

You're right. I'm not here--

Not in the way you are.

When they fall down, they run to you.

There are days when I look at them and I think,

You know, what the fuck? I gave birth to you--

And I fucking hate myself for being so selfish

And for being competitive.

You keep saying we don't need anybody's help,

We're fine, but I don't have the peace of mind

That you do, Kevin.

And I'm fucking jealous that you can sleep at night.

Yes, I took the money and I'm sorry.

But I did it to help us, not to rip us apart.

Did you always know you were going to take it?

Think.

Oh-- I pretended to consult you about it,

But you knew that, baby.

You always know that.

I knew you knew it.

It never even occurred to me.

I keep telling you I'm no prize.

And you won't listen.

Oh, come here.

Is that everything?

I love you, Kevin.

Yes, that's everything.

Hey, dad, did you walk all the way home?

I came home on a motorcycle.

Did we get a motorcycle?

He got a ride from Eddie.

- I was up. - Everything is okay.

You know that, right?

She left 'em in the door.

We could've been robbed.

I was just gonna say that. What if somebody got in?

I'd have protected you.

Yeah, but you weren't here.

You guys are so smart.

- Can I ask your opinion about something? - No.

It's for Lenny. Too much?

Yes if you just want to be friends,

No if thanking him for years of service.

See, that's what's bothering me.

I kind of hate that I saw it and thought of him.

Uh--

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, man.

Between us,

You are dodging the world's biggest bullet.

I am?

You are. All that tie-dye hippy

Everyone-is-equal shit--

It's all for show.

She wants to be a doctor's wife,

Pretty much said it out loud.

And that fucking cat-- dude--

You slept with her.

Yes, I did, my friend.

- Friend-- - That's why I'm telling you.

- What the fuck? - Why would you want to be with someone

Who has a thing for doctors?

You're a nurse. You deserve better.

Oh, fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Jackie, you are not gentle.

Why can't you be more gentle like her?

Yes, she's perfect, I suck.

- Whatever, coop. - May I?

I am so gonna fire that guy.

So what if I slept with his girlfriend? People need to grow up.

Yeah, firing Sam would be

Very grown-up on your part.

Heard you officially broke your nose.

People need to mind their own business!

That we do!

I am sorry I couldn't talk last night.

I figured you'd rather talk in person anyway.

It seemed important.

Well, no, actually, I'd rather have talked to you

Over the phone.

I went up to ortho, Jackie.

You hear that?

There's something in the ceiling.

What, no duck sauce?

Follow me.

Um, it-- it was just duck sauce.

- Stop talking. - Mm-hmm.

- You have got to be kidding me. - Okay, excuse me.

This is a--

Hey, I'm Lenny.

Hey, Lenny.

Someone is smoking.

What kind of moron does that in a hospital?

I will find you!

- Well, hello. - Where are you?

In my office under a pile of paperwork, you?

God, you are a worse liar than I am.

You're in the old hallway.

I can hear your heels all the way from the chapel.

God, don't tell me you've been reduced to prayer.

Mm, I'm getting there.

Kevin left me last night.

He's back in the house now.

And I knew I was fucking up with you.

Look, I tried to tell you I did not want an m.R.I.

I know. I know.

You're afraid to see the damage. I remember.

I'm more afraid of seeing that there's nothing wrong with me.

I mean, there's plenty wrong with me.

I never lied about the pain.

I know that.

And how you manage the pain

Is a private matter.

But I involved you and I am sorry.

Well, it probably doesn't help that I'm shoving checks in your purse

And telling you to get m.R.I.S

And generally--

Looking the other way, but honestly, Jacks,

You're an adult

And you're my favorite reason for coming to work.

I check the nursing schedule to coordinate my shifts with yours.

That's sweet.

Come on, let's go then--

Light some candles, repent for our sins.

Might be fun.

Rain check?

You're really awful.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

- Zoey! - Ooh!

- Fully clothed! In a chapel--

Really trashy.

The entire nation, Dr. Cooper,

Is experiencing /ca nursing shortag.

I'm hesitant to let anyone go at this point.

But he broke my nose!

It's my understanding that it was already broken.

He slept with my girlfriend.

Really, Dr. Cooper,

You get to be a doctor. Isn't that enough?

- Am I fired? - Yes!

There is a chain of command here!

I'm extending your probationary period.

You can thank me by not assaulting any more of my staff.

See?

I have something for you.

A bill-- for what?

Ad space. You said you wanted to be the face of all saints.

Six more weeks-- knock yourself out.

Someone is smoking!