The Man from Macau (From Vegas to Macau / Ao Men feng yun)

Boss.

Boss.

Boss.

Fatso, it...it...it's me.

To...to...tonight, Man...Man...

Slow down, idiot.

I bet Manchester United win thirty-thousand.

Boss, I really don't understand.

Why do you like keeping this idiot around?

Look at him!

Bar...Bar...Barcelona win 2:0.

He talks like a DJ scratching.

- 3-0 banker. - You know nothing.

I like him because he's an idiot.

You see, they all looks so tricky.

An idiot is good. Idiots are loyal.

Boss, tea with milk.

Have you put sugar in?

Three?

I've put two and one-third.

Hey, taxi.

Let's go.

Boss, I've caught these two bastards finally.

They didn't return the money, even tried to run.

Brother Man-tik, please tell them to stop. It hurts.

I'll return the money once I have it.

You don't need to return the money.

Really? Then we shall go now.

Say thank you to Brother Man-tik.

- Thanks, Brother Man-tik. - We shall go now.

Kneel down!

I haven't finished.

You borrow something for me in return, we can then be even.

What can I lend you?

Lend me your wife to work as a prostitute for three years, I'll return to you after that.

Then I borrow your kidney.

Don't!

Don't worry. I am here.

Brother Man-tik, you got nothing if you borrow my kidney.

Cause I have kidney failure.

However I have no objection if my wife works as a prostitute.

- You just take her. - Damn you.

No. You got me wrong.

He wants to bark you, not me.

Don't make me mad...

or I'll take both of your kidneys.

Don't.

I am going back to sell all my assets to return your money.

Don't bother.

You're better off working as a prostitute yourself.

No more bullshit.

You work as a prostitute now and I cut your kidney out as well.

No. Both my kidneys are useless.

But her kidneys are in good condition and she has big boobs.

Her whole body is useful.

Bastard.

You have an a...a...ass for a b...b...brain...

I'll kill you if you don't go.

- No. - Is it, boss?

Boss, it's the interest we collected this week.

Have then cleaned up and wait for me.

- Don't. - You are useless.

I don't have kidney, really.

Why don't you just beat me up now?

Boss, sources said someone will come and rob our money.

We won't get any news if someone is coming.

Do you think it's advertisement?

I have dozens of people here. Do I look afraid?

By the way, where is my car? Has it arrived yet?

The car has all almost arrived.

Help, I've got shot.

Boss, there are thousands of people out there.

They are going to cut off my arm. Run!

Boss, take the money and go.

They are in the back alley. Go after them!

What are you doing?

- Run, leave it. - Out of my way.

Run, boss.

Gao Fei, what happen to you?

- Come over here. - Things don't look good here.

What's wrong with him?

If someone is still after us, block them for me.

- Me? - If you don't end up dead tomorrow,

you will be my right hand man.

Thanks, boss.

- Take some money. - No, thanks.

One hundred dollar. Keep it safe.

Who hit me?

Who just hit you?

I am holding the chair, who else?

Bastard, you have been pretending to be an idiot and following me for months,

and you are after my money after all.

Go to hell.

Explaination.

Beware of your eyes.

I've got shot.

Boss, there are thousands of people out there.

They had even cut my arm. Run!

Go to hell!

My sister and her husband died last year cause you removed their kidneys.

Do you still remember?

How can I remember?

Selling him as a gigolo.

He has got one already.

Every family has their difficulties.

I gotta say I'm sorry.

I'll leave you the gigolo and take the money.

A shark loan was being beaten.

He is covered with chits.

He is being hanged under the street lamp of Hung To Road.

Send someone here immediately or he'll die.

He really looks like a roast duck this time.

See how funny he is.

People love riches, but have to get it the right way.

We are the Robin Hoods of the underworld.

The people we've helped...

called us bandit warriors.

This is my father. People called him Benz.

However he has never driven a Benz.

This is his nephew.

My cousin, Karl.

Me? People called me Cool.

My mom is in the third phase of liver cancer treatment.

I've put her in a rehab clinic in Dongguan.

The dangerous money I earn...

are for her medical expenses.

We've just met my step brother, Lionel.

He is here, too.

Honey.

Uncle. Brother.

- You here too. - Yes.

What is today's date? How come everyone is here?

- And you bring white flowers. - Karl.

Don't call me Karl!

I'm called the one and only G-Dragon now.

I miss you so I come and bring you some herbal medicine for you.

What? Are you feeling guilty about something?

You're insane.

- You got a new girlfriend? - Don't be silly.

What are you afraid of? I can't use anyway.

I spend as I earn.

I have good news to tell you.

We can schedule a time for your liver transplant.

The whole family can go for a trip all together.

Really? That's great, kid.

Why don't you two find a decent job?

You shouldn't say that.

We've been robbing the rich for the poor. What's wrong with fighting for justice?

So you say you are self sufficient, tough guys. Then go jump off the IFC.

You two and uncle should visit mom more often.

I've already settled the six-month's worth of hospital expenses.

What happened to your eye?

Nothing. It was a laser operation.

Stitches come out next week. Don't worry.

Stay safe!

There is a parcel.

My good friend, I'm back!

Please call me, Ken.

It makes noises.

Buddy Benz, I thought you were ignoring me.

I just left home for a few days.

How long have you been back?

Just two to three days.

It's my birthday today. My students want to celebrate with me.

So I've invited all my friends.

You should come too.

Of course. Where abouts in Macau?

The invitation has the address.

Your whole family should come. See you later?

No problem. See you tonight.

Why are you so excited, dad? Who is he?

I've mentioned to you...

that I have a sworn brother before.

I once saved his life.

People call him the Magic Hand,

a master gambler named Ken.

Is he that great?

Absolutely!

He is already famous worldwide more than ten years ago.

You know that big group in Las Vegas...

also hired him as Chief Security Consultant.

There hasn't been a person like him for decades...

who can cheat without being caught in his gamble houses.

He also has a unique skill.

He can tell all 52 cards by touch.

Really?

I believe people do that with Mahjong tiles.

But if you say with poker cards, I...

You two had never watched Godzilla pee either.

Come with me to Macau tonight to widen your eyesight.

You can see Godzilla pee in Macau?

You didn't know that?

It must be huge. It's Godzilla.

Welcome to The Venetian.

If this Ken is that great,

why didn't he invite you to Las Vegas?

But here in Macau?

You think people can just invite me where they want?

I am very arrogant.

Go and check if the car had arrived yet.