Why Don't You Play in Hell? (地獄でなぜ悪い)

Gnash your teeth hard Let's go!

Now gnash and gnaw Let's fly!

It's like a tingling bite

Gnash 'em hard Let's go!

Gnash your teeth hard Let's go!

Now gnash and gnaw Let's fly!

Keep 'em nice, Ga-Ga-Ga with Gi-Gi-Gi!

Keep 'em shiny and clean!

"Gnaw with Ga-Ga-Ga!"

Tough teeth!

My world changed that day.

Until then I was just a movie buff.

Action!

As usual I was making a movie that day

with a raw egg fight.

We weren't your regular movie buffs.

The Fuck Bombers were the craziest in Japan.

It was then

I sensed something unsettling.

And...

I met him.

I ran to look.

Look at them! They're crazy!

Awesome!

Both Miki and Tanigawa got ready to shoot.

That's when he noticed.

Stop!

What's up?

- We're filming. - Don't!

You guys are cool! Keep going!

Miki.

Leave dolly shots to me!

Tanigawa.

I pig out and do hand-held shots!

See?

- No, damn it! - Cool.

Lay off!

Roll!

Remember? You're fighting them!

Come on, get the testosterone pumping!

Who's the clown?

Beats me!

That's it.

Keep off me!

You guys too! Give me a glare.

And you too. I want more attitude!

Good.

Ready, action!

Move!

Back off!

Yeah!

We've got to get to work! Move!

Where can we go?

Go to school.

Shut up!

Listen to an old man!

You're not my old man!

Damn right!

Can we pass?

Move!

Why Don't You Play in Hell?

What's that?

This?

- It's a camera. - 8mm.

For movies!

- We get the best action! - Really?

- We'll shoot more. - What?

Anything cool!

We became the Fuck Bombers. Anything cool!

We became the Fuck Bombers.

Cool. We became the Fuck Bombers.

We became the Fuck Bombers.

Sasaki. We became the Fuck Bombers.

We became the Fuck Bombers.

- See you! - Don't get run over. We became the Fuck Bombers.

- See you! - Don't get run over.

Watch out!

I'm Hirata. I'm going to be a filmmaker.

I'm Sasaki.

You're my action star!

I'm Miki, the king of dolly shots!

I'm Tanigawa, the queen of hand-held shots!

Good knowing ya!

...the weather's fine.

"Muto-gumi Yakuza" ...the weather's fine.

"Muto-gumi Yakuza"

It's still hot with a high of 29. "Muto-gumi Yakuza"

It's still hot with a high of 29.

Along the coast...

"MASAKO BAR"

- Is it steady? - Yes.

And your nuts?

They're OK too.

Thanks for years of service, Masako.

You look like such a whore.

There's more to this job than spreading your legs.

Shut up and go, bitch.

Just ignore her, Junko.

Keep it up.

Sorry.

The Kitagawa yakuza are trailing me.

I'm a bit jumpy.

Masako is loose now. Take it!

Here comes Junko .

Easy, easy!

Junko...

There goes Masako.

Idiot!

Don't stare at them!

"Muto Family"

Gnash your teeth hard Let's go!

Gnash your teeth hard Let's go!

It's like a tingling bite

Gnash 'em hard Let's go!

I'm home!

I'm home!

Your mom kicks ass.

I'm impressed.

What the hell have you done to our floor?

Clean it up!

"Fukasaku Police"

Whoa, whoa!

Snap out of it!

Call for backup! Come on!

Relax.

Now!

Name, please?

My husband is Boss Taizo Muto. I'm Shizue.

The wife of a yakuza boss...

Hey, Muto. About Mitsuko, your daughter.

What about her?

Her ad might get pulled.

She's unrelated!

You think? Her parents are hell-raisers.

In self defense.

It was excessive.

It was self defense!

She was against 4 men!

That carnage was in self defense?

Boss Muto!

Detective, you know the Kitagawa yakuza were after me.

So you say.

Fuck you!

Stay away!

Find Kitagawa!

Where's Muto?

Is he out?

What do you want?

I'll take you on.

It happened

while you were fooling around.

Lucky you weren't home with your family.

You got saved by your own horny ass!

Shut up.

It was in self defense.

They might have been hitmen but

your wife was ruthless.

She chased them even though they were unarmed.

Son of a bitch!

Keep your hands off my husband!

Try to convince me that it was self defense!

Maybe it was you who set her up.

Motherfucker...

Take me to the Kitagawa's base.

Right now!

Yessir!

It's for you.

What?

Sorry, Boss.

Where are you now?

I'm on Makino street.

Don't come here.

Hide. You understand?

Yessir.

You didn't kill him...

No.

It's just like a movie!

- A yakuza... - What?

I'm a gangsta so

I'll be yakuza one day.

No way! You have to be Japan's own action hero.

Japan's Bruce Lee.

Don't blame us.

It went wrong...

What's this?

Sorry.

Cut it out!

We want to make movies.

What?

This is cool.

It sure is!

So cool!

Really?

Can we?

Yeah, go ahead!

But only until I turn that corner.

At the corner

it's goodbye.

Yes, sir.

Film that.