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Oh, I think it's adorable.
I'll take it.
Well, I'm glad you like it.
You see, it's the latest model.
Can you deliver it right
away?
Right away, madam.
You see, it's my husband's
birthday, and I want to surprise
him.
Oh, I understand.
And the address, please?
1127 Walnut Avenue.
1127 Walnut Avenue.
Whoa.
Pardon me, Mr. Postman.
Yes, sir?
Could you tell me where 1127
walnut Avenue is?
1127 walnut Avenue?
Yes, sir.
That's the house up there,
right on top of the stoop.
That's the house up there,
right on top of the stoop.
Steady, susie.
Just a moment!
This requires a little thought.
Now ease it down on my back.
Oh!
Oh! Get it off of my back!
Ow!
Why don't you be careful?!
I couldn't --
oh!
Come on!
Ugh!
Now heave ho!
Oof!
Wait a minute!
That's it.
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Ho!
Heave ho! Heave ho!
Would you gentlemen please
let me pass?
Why, certainly, ma'am.
Why, just a moment.
Just a moment.
Maybe I can help you.
Now...
Of all the dumb things!
Oh!
And not only that, he kicked
me.
He kicked you?
Yes, officer -- right in the
middle of my daily duties.
Oh, h-he kicked you, did he?!
Heave!
Ho!
Hey, you!
What?!
Come here!
Go down and see what he
wants.
Yo go down and see what he
wants.
Don't argue with me!
Go see what the man wants!
I'm not arguing.
Go ahead!
What do you want?!
Go down and see what he
wants!
What?
I don't want you.
I want that other monkey.
What?!
He don't want me!
He wants the other monkey!
You!
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh! Whoa!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Aaaaaah!
Ugh! Ungh!
Oh!
Hey, what do you mean by
molesting that girl?
Who, me?!
Yes, you.
Well, I was just --
now, let that be a lesson to
you.
Are you gonna stand for that?
Say, listen.
If he'd have said one more word
to me, I would have --
Oh!
Now, let that be another lesson
to you.
Say, listen.
Don't you think you're bounding
over your steps?
What do you mean bounding
over my steps?
Why, he means, uh,
overstepping your bounds.
Oh.
Now, let that be a lesson to
you.
Oof!
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Oh.
Well?
Well, are you two numbskulls
going to take this thing out of
the way?
What's it to you?
I should like to pass.
Why don't you walk around?
What?! Walk around?!
Me -- professor
Theodore Von schwarzenhoffen,
m.d., a.D., d.D.S., f.L.D.,
f.f.f.n.m. Should walk around?!
Get that thing out of my way!
Get it out of my way!
Come on! Get it out of the way!
Out of the way!
Very lovely.
I'll have you arrested for this!
I'll have you thrown in jail!
I'm professor, d.D.S...
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Ho!
Heave!
Ho!
Both: Heave ho!
Heave ho!
Heave ho!
Heave ho!
Ollie!
What?!
I can't make it!
Don't weaken now!
We've only got a couple more
steps.
Now move together!
Heave!
Ho!
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