Along the Ridge (Anche libero va bene)

Along the Ridge

Wake up call!

You kook!

- Stupid cow! - It's for your own good!

Tommaso?

He can't still be in bed...

What are you still doing in bed?

I'm ready, Dad...

Ready my arse!

I just don't know, I'm fed up!

Viola left 30 minutes ago!

Same story every morning!

Put on your shoe!

One, two...

Send you to military school, I will!

Pack your bag and get going.

Dad, did you think it over?

What?

Football school.

You serious?

You wanna quit swimming to play football?

Football's for dickheads!

They all play football, now you too?

Swimming's a noble sport,

it's a different story altogether.

You could become the Italian 100m freestyle champion.

I'm good at football too,

plus the pool is miles away.

Don't be a dope, go to school!

Everybody's complaining about you and your darn soccer ball!

- Where's our teacher? - In the headmaster's office.

They put a mute in class with us,

he's out there.

Did you see how tall he is?

He's massive.

Is he mute, like mute?

What's all this racket?

Have you all suspended, I will!

I don't want to hear anyone so much as breathe.

He's big, but he's our age.

Says who?

He lives near me, he saw his dad die

and hasn't said a word since.

He was eating his soup and fell

face-first into the bowl.

Maybe the soup was foul.

Here she comes!

Good morning, kids.

We have a new classmate,

his name is Claudio.

Claudio, go sit near Carolina.

Time for roll call.

Come on Tommi, move it!

Goggles on and go!

Tommi

I'm fine thanks, and you?

What was your 25m time?

16 seconds.

Hi

Hi

What's so funny?

I'm chatting with this guy,

you can't believe what he's saying!

I want your room tidied before dinner.

No, tomorrow, there's no school.

What d'you mean, tomorrow!

Tomorrow we're going to Vincenzo and Marina's.

Cut it short Viola,

you can't spend two hours online.

What a bloody mess!

What's that?

What is that?

No, like hell, this is too much!

Whose is this?

Not mine.

Mine, I was going to pick it up.

You were going to...

Anyway, it's biodegradable!

Dad, I'm sleeping in your bed tonight.

You slept here two Fridays in a row.

Am I made of honey or something?

Aren't you too big to be sleeping with daddy?

Pia, someone's looking for you.

- Who is it? - Dunno.

Off to the countryside!

Where'd you go to buy the sausage, you took forever.

The butcher was closed so I went to the market.

Sing us one of your made-up songs.

Go on, please!

Lady, outta the way or I'll run you down!

Hold on...

- It's open. - What's going on, Dad?

I gotta do something.

Tommi, come with me.

Good morning.

Is Barzelli in?

Let me check if he's in a meeting.

Do you have an appointment?

No, tell him I'm gonna wait one minute this time.

I'll go check.

Sit down.

They'd better not piss me off.

Why?

They're trying to rip me off.

I'm sorry, he won't be free for another hour.

Wanna see me pissed off?

- Sir... - Wanna see me get pissed off?

Barzelli, get out here,

I'm getting really pissed off now!

No need to shout.

Shut up, I've been here 3 times!

Last time I waited an hour and a half.

Let's see today.

Come on Barzelli,

I swear I'll come and get you!

I'm gonna count to five. One...

How dare you?

We have a secretary, call her and make an appointment.

I've been here three times, you've fucked me around enough!

Dad

Want me to smash your face in?

- Dad, let's go. - Stop whinging.

What are we gonna do, huh?

Gonna give me this fucking money?

I'll write you a cheque.

Then write me a fucking cheque.

How much do we owe him?

Let me check.

780 Euro.

We're through.

I decide when we're through, prick.

Let's go.

Tasty sausage.

A bit of jogging...

You look good.

I'm fine, we're doing all right.

The kids look great!

We're doing all right.

And the missus?

She hasn't shown up?

I'm going to the disco.

You're so rude!

Why?

You finally came to visit

and he runs off to the disco.

Does your girlfriend yell at you if you don't go?

I got people waiting for me.

You're afraid!

- What do I do? - Get naked.

- Totally naked? - Yes.

Even my singlet? How embarrassing!

I'm going.

No, you lost the bet, now you have to pay up.

Ready?

Tommi, come on then.

Not like that, like you're washing a car!

You have to caress us.

Enough!

I'm sick of these dumb games.

Dad's right, you're a wuss.

I'll tell him.

Is he serious?

No way!

My big baby!

What have you done, you're so serious?

- Stop it! - No fighting.

Tell dad what you've done.

Stop it, you slut!

Hey!

Don't you ever say that again!

Don't cry!

Six to four!

You're a pain in the arse Tommi, get lost!

You be the goalie, asshole.

What'd you say?

Asshole.

You wanna smack in the face?

Try it.

Moron, you're a pain in the arse!

Recess is almost over,

if you don't wanna play at least let us play.

You're all assholes, fuck off.

Hi

I just moved to the third floor, near those air conditioners.

- Where do you live? - Top floor.

Cool, we live on the same stairs.

- Hi! - Good day!

See, there are kids your age here.

Can I play with you?

Here.

Careful, you sweated a lot already.

Letizia, leave him be.

Come in when you want a snack.

What'll we play?

Let's practice our passes.

What a scare!

Poor baby! You got slapped yesterday...

Poor baby!

You went to their house?

Yeah, to have a snack.