The first 200 lines.
Budapest.
The next stop's Budapest.
Budapest is the next stop.
Budapest.
Tickets, ladies.
Oop, here you go.
- Here's mine. - And mine.
- Mine, too! - Here you go!
Thank you, young man.
Man, I hate wearing disguises.
These heels are killing me.
Okay, take it down a notch.
We don't want to alarm the humans.
Psst. Drac.
I'm about to und freak out!
You're a nice kitty.
I'm und kitty-cat.
Meow. Meow!
Oh, no, not this clown again.
Good evening, travelers.
I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing.
Yes. One of the Van Helsings.
For centuries, my family has protected humanity
from the evils of monsters.
So you can believe me when I tell you,
there are monsters hiding amongst you!
But fear not,
for I am a professional, and I know how to flush out
these beasts and bring them into the light!
Fire bad!
Whoa!
Sorry, guys.
Finally! First I kill Dracula,
and then the rest of the monsters!
Why do you keep doing this?
Your dad, your grandfather, your great-great-granny...
I defeated them all.
When will you Van Helsings ever learn to let go of the hate?
Never! Because you, monster, are a...
Eh, squeak, squeak.
What? A mouse?
Ahhh!
You can't run from me, Prince of Darkness!
I will hunt you for all eternity!
I swear I will never rest until I destroy you...
And...
Every...
Other...
Monster... Ow!
If it's the last thing...
I...
Ever...
Do!
Boy, that guy is annoying.
Maybe one day there will be a place
where monsters can go to get away from it all,
take a vacation.
Who knows, maybe even get married.
Wouldn't that be something?
Hmm?
It's okay.
Oh, when is this thing starting?
Aw, you made them cry, Wayne.
All except this little one. Coochie-coochie...
That's Sunny. She doesn't cry.
She bites.
This is a very special moment, Carl.
Any second, your beautiful bride is going to walk right down the aisle.
Oh, no, Drac, she's not coming.
Oh, don't worry.
Mavis is with her. I'm sure everything is under control.
Mavey, is everything under control?
Um, yep, just a slight case of pre-wedding jitters.
Ahhh!
Yep, everything is fine here.
Please try to relax, Lucy.
I've taken care of everything.
The wedding is going to be perfect.
It's not that.
Just, how do I know I'm doing the right thing?
I know just how you feel.
The day I married Johnny was the best day of my life,
but I was so nervous.
Not as nervous as I was.
And you should have seen my dad. He was a mess.
I wouldn't get out of my coffin that night.
But he knew it was meant to be.
It doesn't matter where you come from
or how different you are.
A Zing only happens once in your life,
and you have to cherish it.
Aww.
You're right! Thank you!
Okay. All right. Okay.
Oh. Uh... Okay.
I do.
I do.
Do you hear that?
Yes. I thought we locked him in his room.
We did!
Whoa! Whoa!
Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.
- Dennis! - Dennis!
Tinkles was crying, so we let him out.
Ahhh!
Tinkles, sit!
Ah. Whose idea was it to let Dennis have a puppy?
Um... Yours?
Right.
Poor Tinkles.
Dennis...
Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles,
but we're not allowed to bring our dogs...
Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere.
Okay?
Okay.
DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.
It's time to welcome the happy couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!
Aw!
The bride and groom invite everyone
to join them on the dance floor.
Care to dance?
Is that her?
Ooh! Watch out now.
She got stitches in all the right places.
Okay, there's no way that is related to you, Frank.
No, she's my right arm's cousin.
Ay! Oh!
- Oh! - Ah! I see it now.
Frank wanted me to meet you.
We're arm cousins, twice removed.
Of course.
I'd recognize that bicep anywhere.
He thought, since we're both single, we might hit it off,
maybe go on a date?
"Date"? Oh!
Well, eh, it's just that, eh...
Whoa!
The DJ booth is a sacred space!
I love this song!
Don't you?
Dracula?
Oh, where'd he go?
Dracula?
What's the matter, Drac, you didn't like her?
No offense, but you can't be too picky.
You haven't had a date in 100 years.
Look, guys, I appreciate your concern, but it's not up to me.
You only Zing once, and I did.
Times have changed, buddy.
You can even find someone to Zing with on your phone now.
What? Really?
Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
I'm far too busy.
I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel, and blah, blah-blah.
Um, did you guys hear that?
He actually said, "Blah, blah-blah."
I don't say, "Blah, blah-blah"!
Eh, uh, I'm looking for a Zing.
Okay. Changing phone ring.
No, no. I'm looking for a date.
No, no, no.
I want to meet someone.
Are you kidding me right now?
Don't you get it? I want to go on a date!
I'm... lonely.
You want baloney.
What? Look at that hair. Come on.
Ah. Too many eyes.
Too few eyes.
Not into tentacles.
"Match found"?
No, no, no!
First things first.
Whoa!
I'm not into games.
You'd better have a job, and my cats have to like you.
Oh, no.
Oh, whoa, no.
Dad?
Oh! Mavis! Oh.
Uh, what are you doing here?
I was just checking on the honeymoon suite, and I heard something.
Oh, I'm sorry, my little bed-bug.
I wa... I was just cleaning the attic.
It's so dirty, ah, yes...
- Who is that? - Are you on the phone?
What, this? I was just, eh... trying to find a maid
- to help me with the mess. - A maid?
Who do you think...
Thank you, I'll check your references
and get back to you. Goodbye!
Dad.
Stop trying to hide it from me.
Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me?
Yes.
And I know what it is.
Uh... Really?
You're stressed out from working too hard.
Oh!
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