Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United

The Incredible Hulk.

Strength, invulnerability,

and a temper that has made him infamous.

Created by the accidental exposure to an exploding gamma bomb,

the Hulk is, without question,

the strongest being on Earth.

The power coursing through his raging body

is exactly what we need.

But that raging quality

will not make it easy to bring the Hulk in, Dr. Cruler.

Which is why we've employed

the Abomination.

His exposure to gamma energy

endowed him with not only charming looks,

but skin said to be stronger than the Hulk's.

I contest that the Abomination

is just as powerful as his old enemy.

I suppose we will soon test that theory,

won't we, Dr. Fump?

Hey, fin head!

Hulk...

About time you showed up.

Your ugly mug scared off everyone, Abomination.

But you don't scare me.

Time for you to leave.

That's no way to talk to an old gamma-powered pal.

I'm not leaving until I crush you under my scaly fist!

I was hoping you'd say that,

so I can smash you out of town!

I come here for peace and quiet.

What are you doing here?

Just came for the fresh mountain air.

And some mass destruction!

Good people of this town don't deserve this.

You're gonna pay.

Abomination, do you copy?

Where is our specimen?

The Hulk just showed his big, ugly face.

Give me five minutes.

Better make that 10.

The Mark VI Hyper velocity Iron Man Armor.

Powered by an arc reactor,

this suit features a gold titanium composite shell,

quad repulsor projectors,

and various energy weapons as built and worn by

its prolific inventor, Tony Stark.

You forgot the part about how I'm a billionaire philanthropist

and ladies' man, you lousy scrap heap.

Insults are entirely unnecessary, sir.

They neither motivate me with anger, nor hurt my feelings.

You're no fun, Jarvis.

You did not program my artificial intelligence for fun, sir.

Next system update, I'm programming less backtalk.

Perhaps it is your armor that needs a system update.

This training exercise is nearing its inevitable end.

Yeah, how do you figure?

I've completed my calculations.

Your armor may be faster,

but the Hulkbuster suit is far stronger.

And, in a one-on-one battle,

power overcomes speed 69% of the time.

Don't worry, my tech has overcome worse odds than those before.

Not this time, sir.

You are incapable of escape, sir.

Please surrender.

Not this time.

Charging the E.M.P.

Explosion.

Technical difficulties.

The Hulkbuster systems have been immobilized.

I think you'll live, Jarvis.

Yes, if you say so, sir.

Congratulations, your technology did prove superior to...

Well, your other technology.

Jarvis, nobody outsmarts me

like me.

You're making me mad,

and the madder I get, the stronger I get!

And you get sloppy when you're angry, too.

Now, you listen to me.

Here's how we're gonna do this...

What, now?

Couldn't hear you with your mouth full of my fist.

Maybe I overdid it.

'(GP-

All that fighting made me hungry.

Then why don't you chew on this?

Now that is home run.

Now I'm hungry and mad.

Robots'? Those war drones?

Hydra. Got a feeling it ain't a coincidence.

This town is suddenly bad guy central.

But I didn't have enough to smash.

So cute. Sleeping like baby.

That wasn't so hard after all.

Especially when you didn't have to do the hardest part of the job.

Hey, I got him here.

Regardless,

the cost of those war drones is coming out of your pay.

Now, the least you can do is bring him inside.

I hate working for Hydra.

We heard that.

This place need dog catcher.

Honey, I'm home.

Stand down. Stand down!

Dr. Cruler, the specimens.

Our fuel supply has finally arrived.

Excellent.

The arc reactor has completed its target phase.

All right, you ghouls, where's my reward?

It's coming. We assure you.

You can put the Hulk in the fuel containment cell.

What's the other one for?

Why, you, of course.

Put him in the other cell.

I still don't believe we have enough shielding, Dr. Cruler.

My calculations are correct, Dr. Fump.

The reactor core was built to absorb enormous green energy.

We had a deal!

Brought you the Hulk!

What do you want with me?

Why, you're special, too.

The rare gamma in you two monsters

has the potential to supercharge our new arc reactor.

Thanks to you, Hydra will have the power

to create a weapon capable of destroying

all our enemies.

Yes, the siphon is working.

Prepare to charge the reactor coil.

Prepared and standing by, Dr. Cruler.

On my mark.

Now.

It's working. It's working!

Energy levels have already surpassed our expectations.

It's more powerful than we imagined.

No! We're losing containment.

Is that a reactor?

What are you eggheads doing?

You're gonna cause a meltdown!

He's right.

We've got to power off, now!

Fail-safe shutdown circuit isn't working!

Impossible. The polarity has reversed.

It's not generating electricity, it's, it's draining it!

From where?

Everywhere!

Another suit of armor in need of repair.

What a surprise.

Well, your sarcasm is working just fine.

Why don't you make yourself useful and check for emergency alerts?

Sir, there's been a power outage you should be aware of.

There's blackouts all the time, Jarvis.

The more energy people use up,

the less there is to go around.

The source of this blackout triggered your regional gamma energy monitors.

Gamma? Get me a satellite view.

That power plant is emanating enough gamma energy to wipe out the state.

So, you were right.

Of course I am.

Yeah, you're right, but I built you,

so that makes me righter.

Put that in your next update.

Hey, Jarvis, you better pack up and follow me.

I might need our radiation containment gear when I get there.

Cross your fingers I won't.

Virtual fingers crossed.

I'll be right behind you, sir.

It's building to critical mass, Dr. Cruler!

I've tried everything.

There's no stopping it now, Dr. Fump.

Don't give up, Dr. Cruler.

Dummies! I told you so!

Let's go.

Sorry.

Let's get you out of there.

You'd do the same for me, right?

Yeah, right.

How... How are we still alive?

Because there was no explosion.

Then where did all that energy go?

It must have imploded back into the core.

It almost looks alive.

Do you realize what we have here?

Yeah. A rather unfriendly pet

comprised of 100 gigawatts of power.

We also have a living energy weapon.

We must capture it.

I knew there was some reason I enjoyed working with you, Dr. Cruler.

I'll fetch the energy guns, Dr. Fump.

Yes, and hurry.

Still breathing, scale-face?

Get off of me.

Where are your manners, creep? I just saved you.

Well, aren't you the boy scout.

Ought to get a badge for that.

Hulk.

I said, leave me alone.

-Iron Man? - Of course.

Fly all the way over to investigate a gamma surge,

and what do I find?