A Perfect Ending

>>Thank you so much.

Aaaaah!

>>What do you say?

>>I want you to fuck me...

Harder.

I'm begging you!

>>A simple please

is more than acceptable.

>>I'm not sure how,

or why these things happen,

but they do.

And to be frank with you,

we have very few options.

Sadly this is one

of the times where medicine

lies sorely behind.

Since I'm not your first

consultation, you know it's

my professional duty to

advise you regarding surgery.

But you probably also know,

that it can yield very little

in prolonging your life.

I'm sorry.

>>Really, Mason...

Is it too much to ask

your secretary to call me

to tell me you cancelled lunch?

>>I'm sorry, I flew right--

>>You said I had to be

there to sign papers.

>>Hey, you know that girl,

that woman, Susie Clyde,

you play bridge with?

Listen to me.

You know why

her husband married her?

Her father owns half of Korea.

And her father's got

my balls on a silver platter,

the fuckin' chink.

>>Stop it.

First of all, you're talking

about two entirely

different countries.

Second, you know I can't

stand it when you speak

about people like that.

>>Oh, yeah?

I asked you to come down

here so that I can sign

some of these stocks over

and put them in your name.

So I can get out from

underneath this goddamn audit!

>>You're not in some

kind of trouble, are you?

>>We're gonna have to do

some creative accounting, honey.

And you're gonna have to help.

So, sign the papers...

I don't know if I'm gonna

be home for dinner.

>>It's important that we

eat dinner as a family.

>>It sure as hell is.

>>I've been with

a lot of you girls.

I don't know why it is

so much better with you.

Same time next week?

Ahh!

>>Jeans and sneakers.

>>Thanks a lot, Hank.

>>Someone's a little bitter

they lost.

>>Grow up.

>>Loser.

Grow up. - Bitter loser.

>>I told you you'd be late

if you played tennis.

There's some things

you just can't squeeze in.

I had to get back the

money I lost last night.

Oh, look at you.

I told you...

No more Vegas weekends.

How much?

>>Would it help if I told you

I fell in love over

the whole thing?

You alway tell us

money can't buy you love.

Well, except for

in Ace's case here.

>>Leave Janice out of this.

>>I think you should leave

Janice out of this,

but then what the hell kind

of a merger would this be?

>>Stop it, Hank!

Marissa, have you

seen my calendar?

>>You know, I believe

I saw it this morning

in Mr. Mason's office.

Do you want me to get it?

>>Would you mind?

Aaron!

Aaron!

Do you plan on being

late for everything

or only unimportant events,

like our engagement party,

that my mother has spent

the last six months planning?

>>You'll be very

pleased to know, Mom,

that I purposefully let all that

money slip through my fingers,

figuring if she still loves me

by the time it's all gone,

then maybe she's the One!

>>No jeans. Go change.

>>I found it.

>>Thank you very much.

Do you need some help there?

>>I've got it.

>>Thank you, Jess.

You look pretty. - Thank you.

Oh, my God,

we are so late!

>>Don't forget to breathe!

>>It's one of Valentina's girls.

I'm telling you...

She's trying to convince me

to get a nipple ring.

It's gonna make everything

a bit more exciting...

>>What is she talking about?

>>She is just...fantastic.

Don't worry.

I'll get you a drink.

>>I need a drink.

>>OK.

>>Oh, my God.

>>She is just fantastic.

>>Mmmmm...

>>She tied us together,

and then she strapped

a dual butterfly between us.

>>Butterfly?

>>Oh, a vibrator.

>>She's amazing, OK?

I came three times.

And she had to pull me

down from the ceiling.

I'm not kidding.

>>Uh, so, you're having

your ceiling repainted...

>>Yeah, yeah...

>>Well, we've heard a lot

of stories here tonight,

and I want to hear...

your story.

Story? - Yeah.

>>Believe me,

I have no story.

>>Well, you've gotta

have some story.

I mean...

What's your pleasure?

What do you like?

What gets you hot?

You know, your fantasy.

You don't have

an answer to that?

>>No, I'm married.

>>Oh, Becks.

>>Is she playin' coy with me?

What is it that you simply...

can't resist?

>>You, evidently.

It's late, and I would like to

take advantage of this buzz.

>>All right, ladies.

That's it for me.

Oh, I like your pants.

>>Oh, thank you.

Girl... - She's very subtle.

>>A double or like a triple?

>>Well, hang in there.

Uh, I know in your

line of work time is money.

But I thought

I'd compensate you

for my...

senior moments

>>No worries.