We Are the Best! (Vi är bäst!)

It's like this: my divorce

when it was done, I just felt, "Who am I?"

- Are you a conservative now? - No.

I used to be part of a whole.

Everything I've said on the tax issue

One body, one breath, one heart.

We pay a lot of money each year.

Where does the money go?

Do we think that it goes to the right place?

If you think that way, it'll happen.

But you're contradicting yourself!

Just now. You want to back the libraries. With what money?

Do you know who came out of there?

- Klas Ostergren. - Oh, you're kidding!

Happy birthday m you! Happy birthday m you!

Happy birthday m you!

Happy birthday, dear Lena!

Happy birthday m you!

Let's give four cheers for Lena.

40, and still horny as a teenager.

- Four cheers! - Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!

Now blow them out.

- Let's hoist her! - God, what are you thinking?

And up! Up! Up!

- Happy birthday! - Thank you!

- Bobo, wait! Are you leaving? - Yes, I'm going to my room.

No, don't be such a bore. Stay! I love having you here.

You're so pretty, sweetheart. Your hair is so pretty.

- My daughter cut her own hair! - It is such a good cut on you.

- Lena. - It really brings out your face.

Yes, your face stands out much more.

Lena.

You should let her go.

Bye, sweetheart!

No, I swear. My mom is the worst. She's such a pain!

She showed me off and talked about my hair

so that everyone heard.

My parents are worse. They're crazy.

They're cool, at least.

- Cool? So is your mam. - She ruins everything.

Embarrassing!

Okay, listen to them.

You'll see that they're not cool at all.

- But I'm not going to wash this. - Yes, you are.

It's not fair that I do the laundry.

You're the one who booked it.

So? I don't necessarily have to do the laundry too.

Oh, come on, you booked it. I have other things to do.

No, you don't have anything to do.

I booked it, so

- What do you want?! - Bobo is listening in on you.

Hello, Bobo. This is us.

This is what it's like at our place.

Just because I book the laundry room,

I shouldn't have to do the laundry!

I'm in love and all crazy, in love and all crazy

I'm such a lucky little kid, I feel so honored

To grow up in your lap is a privilege few are entitled to

So thanks to my mother and father, thanks to my teachers

And thanks to all of us, all of the lucky ones

But Sweden, Sweden... motherland, Sweden, Sweden... motherland

Tell me, is it really true?

WE ARE THE BEST!

I've been taught to say thank you for the food

And I've been taught that I feel fine, I feel fine, I feel fine

I can't make them big.

Guys, listen.

"When coal and oil are burned, carbon dioxide propagates."

Yuck, disgusting! What is that in your hair?

- Quit it. - Is that egg?

- No, it's not egg. - So what is it?

- It's soap. - Soap?

Don't you know that's dangerous to use on your hair!

You can get fungus.

- Will you just stop? - It's true.

Stop it. It's not funny. "When coal and oil"

I mean, I don't get it.

Punk's dead. Didn't you know that?

- It's not dead. - Ask my brother. He was a punk.

Until punk died. You look like a punk at least.

It's such a shame. You could be super cute

if you'd just fix yourself up... stop looking like that, I mean.

Oh, be quiet.

She doesn't even have real punk hair.

- What are you doing? - I can't stand this.

But it's a really important issue.

Yeah, but I can't stand this.

She doesn't have real punk hair.

How did you become best friends? Why would you want to be with

Oh, just shut up!

Nuclear power is a really important issue.

Science says that all plants will have meltdowns

and they will build nuclear power plants everywhere, get it?

Do you know what happens when you die from a meltdown?

- No. - No, and we don't care.

The skin turns black and falls off.

Do you get how much that will hurt?

Where are we going?

Just go! And grab our stuff!

Fucking retards, you're going to die!

- I'll get you, damn it! - Stop it!

Stop. What are we going to do? This is so boring!

- Let's go to your place. - No, to yours.

No, forget it. Promise... say that we'll go to your place.

I don't want to.

Let's go finish building the world at the Youth Center.

Now! Come on!

- No. - Yes, yes, yes.

He's kinda hot. Why would he offer something like that?

Hi there!

Ew

Stop throwing! You were going to bake, not throw dough.

Anders!

No more ping-pong this week!

- We are baking! - And there are rules to follow!

We need sawdust everywhere, from dead buildings.

This building has burnt down. Everything has exploded!

- Here, here, here. - Everything is dying.

A rotten head... all black, so the skin falls off.

Lots of blood.

More, more! Everything will be ruined.

- Look at the dog throwing up. - Let's set it on fire.

- Whoa, that's fast! Look. - Oh, nasty! Look, it's just

- It's on fire, it's on fire! - And she dies.

It's the third world war!

Guys, look at this!

Damn!

The prettiest girls in town.

I'm getting so horny!

- God, you're ugly. - Damn.

What the hell?!

- Ow, my head! - I can't accept this.

No, this is

Please, just ask them to turn it down.

People are getting headaches.

- Seriously - Just a little!

I'm busy after that dough war.

That's not our fault.

No, but I have to clean it up. You're not going to.

- Just turn it down! - There's a list back there.

That says you can't turn it down'?

When you sign up

no, just listen. When you sign up for a spot on that list,

you have the right to play music in there.

If they won't turn it dawn, we want to play too. Now!

- You want to play too? - Yes, we

We have a band too.

- You have a band? - Yes!

Great! Why didn't you say so? How long have you played?

Awhile.

- We want to play now. - Now.

- Wednesday. - And it's after 7:00.

- Damn. It's available right now. - They forgot to sign up.

- Look. - It's empty so we're signing up.

Well, that can't be right. They probably just forgot.

It's Wednesday after 7:00, so we can book this time.

But they're playing-

If they forgot to sign up, then

They probably just forgot today.

Rules are rules.

Roger!

- We have a situation. - You have to call your friend?

Iron Fist here... they forgot to sign up.

We booked the time, so it's our right to play.

- You're right, but... - It's our right.

Yeah, it's our right. We can play how loud we want.

Take it easy, Kenneth. I agree with you.

If you've signed up, the time is yours.

If you didn't sign up on the list,

others have the right to step in.

- That damn list. - Right.

- What, did they sign up? - Yes, on an empty slot.

This is our rehearsal.

I'm sorry. That's the way it is.

But we play every Wednesday.

The list is there because there are rules

and to prevent total chaos.

- What the hell? - The pen is always right there.

- Screw them! Let's go! - Can they play?

Hey, be quiet! Quiet! Come on.

- What the hell?! - Listen up! Seriously.

Just let them try.

Let them try. Show them that you

- They can't just steal our time! - But you didn't sign up.

- We're rehearsing. Idiots! - Seriously.

- You're dead! - No no no. Nobody's dying here.

- Fucking cunts! - Language! That's unacceptable.

Be adults here!

Do you even have any instruments?

- Aren't there any here? - You're not using ours!

We used to have a guitar, but it broke.

But we have a bass and drums.

- Good, we play bass and drums. - Okay.

Good. Go on in, girls.

Seriously, you're dead!

No, cut it out! Enough of that. Democracy.

The drums have no cords, right?

How do you play?

Keep going!

The prettiest girls in town