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That day, Mom was a little different than usual—
Huh!
A refreshing wake-up.
Uhh! Ahh!
Haa— hahaha!
A wonderful clear autumn day.
Umm… Aha!
It’s out~ It’s out~
A smooth bowel movement.
And then…
Good morning.
Good mooorning, Mikan! Look, I just finished toasting the bread.
Why are you so energetic?
Huh? Did you slice this bread, Mom?
Yep.
No way!
Usually it’s all torn up like scraps.
And look at the fried egg.
Whoa! It’s so plump!
I’m just unusually sharp today~
Like my biohazard is in top condition?
Huh!
You mean biorhythm.
You’re so picky, Yuzuhiko.
Really?
Hey, is there any left?
Coming~
It’s true, this kind of thing does happen sometimes.
That day, Mom was a little different than usual—
so nothing would have been surprising.
"Atashin'chi: The 3D Movie"
"Passionate Superpowers: Mom Goes Wild!"
78 yen one item, 114 yen one item.
487 yen one item, 210 yen one item.
Your total is 3,333 yen.
Ooooh!
Haa… it's almost scary how sharp I am today.
I even had exactly 3,333 yen in cash earlier.
Feels like more good things are coming.
This is the best biohazard ever.
Red rose of passion,
...and jealousy~
Ahh…
Are you okay?
Whoa!
Haa… I thought I was going to die.
Um…
Ah! I’m totally fine.
Honestly, you never know what the weather’s doing these days.
Hohohoho!
Haa… I’m really done with thunder.
Guess I’ll have to do the laundry again.
Hm?
Hmm?
No way, that’s ridiculous.
Phew… huh?
Whoa!
What is this? Geez!
Towel, towel… cloth, cloth…
Tissue paper!
Huh! What?
Whoa!
Huh?
Hm...? Huh?
What?
Hm~? Hm? Hm?
Wha—! Ah! Ah! Ah…
Th… th…
Ah… ah… ah…
Ha… haha! Hahaha! Ahahaha…
Let’s eat!
Mmm… hehe!
Hm? Hm?
Mom? Is something wrong?
Can you stop making that face during meals?
Ta-da! Announcement!
Mom has become… a psychic.
You don’t believe me. I can tell from your face.
Ta-da!
Take a good look.
Bend… bend… bend…
It can’t possibly bend…
Silence!
I need concentration.
Bend… bend… bend…
Bend… bend… bend…
You’re the one bending over.
Stop it, it’s gross.
You’re ruining my appetite. Hm?
Ahh!
What is this?!
This is impossible…
Haa... haa... Pretty amazing, right?
Mom, what is this? Is it magic? How did you do it?
I told you it's psychic powers.
No way! You did something to this, didn't you!
Yeah, yeah.
You're really suspicious, Yuzuhiko.
Shaeey!
Whoa!
Aaaah...
Ah!
Haa... I'm exhausted.
Mom, amazing! It's real!
Hey, why? Why can you do that?
I guess after getting struck by lightning, I just started being able to use it.
Wow, lucky.
Haah... I'm hungry.
Hey! I don’t care if it’s psychic powers or whatever,
but absolutely don’t use it outside, okay?
Why?
It’ll become a huge deal—TV, newspapers, internet...
That would be awesome!
Let’s go on TV! TV!
Yeah—High Definition TV!
Thank you for waiting!
The strongest psychic in human history— Mrs. Tachibana!
Snap!
And! The whole family!
What a wonderful family scene!
Give me a break!
I can’t do anything like being put on display!
So boring.
Anyway, don’t do it—absolutely not outside!
Got it, Yuu-chan.
I will absolutely NOT useー
...my psychic powers outside!
That sounds kind of fake.
Eeeek!
Ughhh...
Haa... haa...
Ahh...
How is it?
That’s amazing, Tachibana-san!
Is this real psy—
You two, shhh!
Ah! Shhh!
Hey! It’s a great hidden talent, right?
One large bolognese, please!
Okay.
I can’t believe it.
It's like something out of a manga.
Hohoho, it’s nothing special.
It IS something special! It’s psychic powers!
Housework must be easy, right?
Yeah, yeah.
But even a little use of it makes me really tired.
And I get hungry too.
Another sandwich, please!
Extra large!
Okay.
Hmm, but that's such a waste.
You’re wasting a "treasure", you know.
That’s true.
That's right, Tachibana-san. You're wasting your potential.
That's certainly true.
If you practice,
You might be able to fly!
Maybe I can do it about 10 meters!
...If I train hard.
Hmm...
Heh heh!
Yeah!
Whoa!
Oh!
Ahhh...
Haa...
Ha!
Heh heh
Superpowers might be quite fun.
Hmm...
Oh?
Yuzupi?
Whoa!
What are you doing?
Well, you know, that spoon...
Combining a spoon and a fork...
It's correct to call it a spork.
Oh really?
I read it on the internet.
I thought you were bending spoons or something.
Huh! Hahahaha!
That's so old-fashioned!
It's not old-fashioned!
Superpowers are a middle schooler's fantasy, right?
Bending spoons doesn't do you any good, does it?
It's not about profit and loss, is it?
Huh?
They say you can do things that other people can't.
Hmph!
This is so much fun!
Hey, Yuzupi!
Eeek!
Fujino, Playing with utensils? You've got some nerve.
Idiot.
Hey, Shimi-chan. Hm?
What would you do if you could use superpowers?
Eh?
If... Just a hypothetical situation.
Even so, that's rather abrupt, isn't it?
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