Vicky Donor (विक्की डोनर)

Vicky Donor (2012)

You were saying that this time it will be done.

This is a good business you have made.

Since last two years I am taking treatment from you.

Bhatia sir I understand your feelings.

But didn't you only select the donor after checking...

...the photo and other details.

I am just a doctor and not God.

We tried, but it didn't work, what do I do?

Doctor it's been 8 years since she's been keeping all fasts...

and hasn't left out any temple...

...mosque or any saint and now your telling us "what to do".

I will get it printed in the Times that you are cheating the people.

Bhatia sir you cool down... have water. Don't take stress.

If not today then tomorrow, she will definitely conceive.

What is Dr. Chaddha sitting here for?

Now look at this and understand.

This is the female organ...

See this is uterus here somewhere here is the egg.

The sperm and the egg must meet.

Here the sperm travels, travels and meets here...

...hits here and then baby is conceived.

Some sperms penetrate, some bounce back.

In your case this meeting is not happening

Then make it meet.

If we don't have a child, my brother will takeaway my business.

He is a big idiot.

Lets take god's name and try once more

Well fine, as it is it's been 2 years, might as well try once again.

But this time we need a good quality sperm. - Definitely.

But this is the final try.

Come on... he said he'll give us a good sperm

Come on...

Sir be prepared to put these locks permanently.

The samples we have are good for nothing.

Had even printed 3 ads in the newspaper...

...but not a single reply worth considering.

Wretched sperm.

Chaman pick up the phone.

Dr. Chaddha's clinic.

I need to talk to Dr. Chaddha

He is in an emergency case. And will call back, the moment he is free.

I wont spare that bas****

Tell that Dr. Chaddha of yours, not to lie to me.

He has taken 30'/, advance from me...

Even after promising, he hasn't given us a quality sperm.

You tell that f***er I'll hunt him down...

Now, why you are staring at me.

As if I have used the sample.

Chaddha sir get me the sample of a cricketer.

Not only will he play for the country but also mint money.

And if we have a sweet girl then she can become a model

Don't you worry about the money.

We will load you with cash.

We will take very good care sir.

I get it.

You want a Dhoni and you want an Aishwarya.

Yes, sir.

Then there's no worry what the child will be when he grows up.

First decide his career and then give birth to the child.

I will call you. Ok sir.

Thank you. - Thank you.

God bless.

Aunty take 300 rupees.

What's the matter Dolly aunty?

This shade of lipstick is looking very nice... its suiting you I say.

When it comes to good looks... all we can do is take care...

...though the truth is that with age we will lose it...

...anyways your mom's henna is due.

I'll let her know. - Just clean it quickly.

By the way did Vicky find a job or is he still as useless?

He will find one, you needn't worry. - Okay.

And listen didn't your engagement break sometime back?

Aren't your folks looking for another guy?

I will tell you later on. Okay...

...Ioud mouth.

Oh god its already ten and Vicky is still sleeping

My knees pain...

I feel like a maid in my own house... take care of parlor... grand mom.

Oh Vicky

Vicky why don't you wake up.

How long are you going to sleep now?

Wonder why She doesn't let him sleep

A theft has taken place.

Where has the T. V gone.

Vicky - What happened?

Vicky they have taken the our T. V...

All the clothes also taken.

Were you sleeping like Kumbhkaran (sleeping giant)...

...or did you eat an entire pack of sleeping pills?

Every morning you get possessed by some ghost or what? Move now...

grand mom we have been destroyed. Bas**** have taken away everything

Why are you abusing? There is nothing that you can do

Shut up and what you are seeing from there like monkey.

Let me see atleast, what are you doing?

We have been ruined grand mom.

...good that they stole the TV coz if you had...

...to sell it to a trash picker...

...you wouldn't have got more than one thousand.

Your all the old sarees could've been used for this only

What are you smelling like a dog?

Looks like it was the black underwear gang... just smell and see.

Go and lodge an FIR and find out from the shop in Ambar Colony.

They might have sold the T.V. There.

Listen that Mr. Bhale is giving 1500 per month to the watchman...

...and whole night he whistles outside his house.

Why don't you increase his fees?

Don't you dare talk about the money to me.

God knows how many kilos of detergent goes in washing yourjeans...

...and then who pays for your shopping and...

...club expenses with your friends?

All I know is that if you want to stay in this house...

...pay 5000 rupees every month... and that's final.

Let me get the job once then I will return all your money.

For God sake now don't start the story of doing a job.

See the entire history so far...

no one has ever done job in the family of Arora.

Here... take this

Umm... I will not keep quiet.

Why don't you take care of the business along with your uncle.

You'll have to speak English in the job.

And the expenses of the attire... I am not going to give you a penny more

You are my mummy or my enemy.

Now where you are going with the whisky. Won't you have tea.

Get me phenyl instead

I don't know anything. Now you come to house after earning money

Vicky stop.

Now suffer because of the pampering...

Obviously there is no trend of 'good' morning in your father's house.

A robbery was to happen, it happened...

The whole life has gone by but I've never purchased...

...anything for my own self.

My small parlor income can't take care of your expensive desires.

Wants to buy a flat TV...

What to do your destiny is only not good...

listen, get me one more cup of tea. It's too cold.

And as for TV, that I will buy anyways... that too Sony.

What did you think that I am dog.

You'll sleep and I'll guard you.

I kept you for barking.

Lazy bum.

Listen. What is this.

Sirji you do your work.

What are you doing. This is my car.

Your car.

Then what. This is my car.

You keep you car. This is my dog.

You go with your dog.

This is my dog and I am tying. What is your problem?

If it is yours then take it some where else. - Why?

Munjal sir what happened.

Nareshji no one is understanding the matter.

I was coming from the market in the morning and...

...from market I went in the park. I did exercise in the park.

What are you doing this. You are just confusing us.

Munjal sirjust clear the matter.

You are not understanding.

I am telling that I went in the market and did exercise in the park.

When I came here then seen that this boy

...was tying his dog in front of my car.

Oh god why you are taking so much time in explaining. - I'll tell you.

This is your house.

Ground floor is mine.

Ground floor is yours and car is also yours. - This is my car.

Is it your dog.

This is not my dog.

You understand this. - The same thing I am telling.

This is not my dog. You understand this.

This is a Labradog.

See carefully it is Doberman.

My experience says it is labradog.

What is this nuisance in the morning.

Now get lost from here.

You listen to me.

What are you doing?

Isn't he cute?

Listen... I was... - Excuse me.

Isn't he cute? You like it?

Yes, very much. - What the price?

Sold the dog. Bye God he is a heartless sperm.

Are you happy now? Come on, let's go.

Some donor have come for interview. Shall I send them.

Send

Sit.

I have 17 children.

You won't be able to do it...

You just give chance and see.

Hi Baldev.

Hi! - Hi!

Speak

Get me men's magazines please

Sir, Abhishek.

Can you do it.

What sir.

How much cash do you think I will make out of this.

I stay in Noida... can do updown.

I can sing

I won't get money?

Latha. - Yes sir.

Latha give me a crocin.