Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Listen up. Sir.

We're going after Dr. Baxter Stockman.

He was TCRI's lead genetic scientist,

but he went rogue,

stole billions of dollars' worth of research

and created an actual mutant.

He's holed up in a makeshift lab of an abandoned building.

Each of you has been issued

a high-powered antimutant neutralizer.

Whatever Stockman's made, this can unmake it.

Cynthia Utrom herself will be quarterbacking from HQ.

Anything to add, Cynthia?

This mission is of the utmost importance.

Failure will be frowned upon.

Bring me Stockman's mutant

and whatever he used to make it.

You heard her, boys. Lock and load.

Yes, sir!

I've done it, little one. I've perfected the ooze.

Are you excited for Daddy?

My friends at TCRI...

...want to use you as a weapon.

I couldn't allow that.

But we're safe now.

Soon I'll make you brothers and sisters.

A real family for both of us.

I never had a family, little one.

Nobody liked me.

I always felt a greater connection

to the animals I experimented on than people.

With you and your siblings...

...I'm creating a family.

I think we can finally be happy.

Move, move!

Go, go! Spread out!

Move, move, move!

Freeze! Don't move! Get visuals.

Where is the specimen?

It's not here.

Wait, wait, be careful. Stay quiet.

Huh? Over there!

Cease-fire! We need them alive!

Don't move.

No! No, don't shoot!

The chemicals are highly volatile! No!

Let's go in. Uh-huh.

Cynthia, I'm sorry.

We lost everything.

Bring me anything you can find.

We will replicate his research,

no matter how long it takes.

Baxter Stockman's creations must live on!

And with it, a new form of life itself.

Master Splinter has given us

a very important mission for tonight.

The target is across the street.

We must use stealth and cunning

to infiltrate the human world and retrieve...

...Go-GURT.

Go-GURT... Okay, Batman.

I'm just trying to hype you guys up. Give me that list.

What else are we getting? Four quarts of nonfat milk... Nice.

...ice cream, fruits and veggies...

...and a party-size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. I like cheese puffs.

He was very specific about the party size. He underlined it twice.

Donnie, you're on toiletries. Got it.

Raph, you're stocking up the pantry.

Mikey, you're on junk food. Yessirski.

And remember - don't let any human see you. Because why?

"Humans are the demon scum of the earth.

Avoid them, don't say hi.

They lust to murder that which is different from them.

To interact with them is to die."

And hey, I know that's objectively prejudiced,

but that's what Dad taught us.

Uh, I think humans seem kind of cool, to be honest. Beyoncé...

We wouldn't have K-pop without humans. Drake. The GOAT of all time.

I would love to have brunch with Tom Brady.

Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang. And I've always wanted to go to Flavortown.

Look, we all think humans are cool, but we got a job to do.

Let's go!

"Let's go, I'm Leo." "I'm the leader."

You sound like you have bronchitis.

Terror strikes the heart of Manhattan yet again today

with another brazen and deadly heist.

An industrial-grade power converter

was stolen mid-transport.

Police fear it's connected

with a recent string of other deadly thefts.

New Yorkers live in fear.

Parents citywide are calling for a curfew

until the criminal is caught.

But the only lead is a mysterious mastermind

known on the streets as Superfly.

Not bad.

Heading home on a good note.

Get these groceries back - Whoa, what?

We've been out for an hour. Come on, let's stay out.

Come on. We said we weren't gonna do this anymore.

Last week was Madison Square Garden to watch the Knicks.

The week before that was the Adele concert.

She hit them notes like crazy! It was transcending!

Splinter's gonna catch on. We're gonna get grounded.

He's a shut-in. He doesn't know how long it takes to do things.

For all he knows, it takes us three hours to get to the bodega.

We told him we wouldn't mess around anymore.

There's an outdoor movie night in Brooklyn.

Yeah. I hope it's a funny one. I hope it's violent.

You need to chill out, Raph.

Stop moping, Leo. Let's go!

Fine. Wait up!

["Danke Schoen" playing over speakers]

Oh, snap. That vest is a choice.

I wish I had hair like that.

I wish I had hair, period.

We did go bald at a young age. Is this high school, like, in real life?

Yeah, you go to high school, you can just hijack a parade whenever you want.

Yeah. Can you imagine that? Yeah, I'm totally not jealous at all.

Do it! Do it!

Eh. Maybe one day everyone will love us

like everyone loves Ferris Bueller.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, maybe one day.

Let's get home, guys.

Guys, let's go.

I love being young and free to go places!

Everybody be quiet. You be quiet.

I'm literally whispering. I cannot be more quiet.

I'll make white noises. Mikey, stop.

Shh. Dude, that makes it louder.

Boys, where have you been?

I've been freaking out! We're sorry, Dad. Listen...

It was this one thing--

It was this cat, and you know I'm scared of cats, so...

Yeah, the cat. Wait a second.

You said you would go shopping, then come right back.

Where were you? Uh...

The cat was - We're sorry, Splinter.

The guys wanted to see a movie. I tried to talk 'em out of it. Leo!

What? You watch a movie with the humans? Ugh!

You ratted us out. Hey.

Don't use that word that way.

I mean, it's 2023. Sorry, Dad.

It wasn't that big a deal!

We just watched a movie and came back! We're fine!

Hmm.

You forgot, huh?

You don't remember why human are disgusting monsters?

Why they're dangerous?

Why they're gonna milk us for our blood?

We don't even have nipples!

I'm gonna tell the story again. I get a year older every time.

Just for that, I tell you the long version.

No, no, no!

It all started 15 years ago.

I was young rat in my 20s.

Look at me! I was so cute. I was on top of the world.

No, I was the bottom of the world. It was terrible!

Nobody liked me. I had no friends.

Raccoons didn't like me. Dogs don't like me.

You know who hate me the most? Humans!

I had one friend. He was a cockroach.

We got along very well. His name was Kevin.

And then I ate him.

One day,

everything changed.

You was the first things I met

that didn't want to kill me or eat me.

I couldn't just leave you there.

You was covered in this wooze

that someone dump in the sewers.

Whatever this wooze was,

it transformed us.

Because I was older, I became older rat man.