Lazor Wulf

Lamont! Lamont!

I arrived here in an escape van.

Lamont! I just wanted to ...

One moment, please.

Jamantha! Where is my ...

So sorry. I just wanted to personally thank you

- for doing the sh... - A thank-you is most appropriated.

We both know that my presence is going to lift

your dookie ratings out of the poopy gutter

and save it from televised obscurity.

- Wow! Okay. - Oh.

Did you receive my Lamont Brickwater-approved

questions and clips?

No offense, but who knows better than me

what questions Strongburg wants to ask I?

We did, but don't you think the people want to dive deeper

than, "does Furnacé really provide you with your goatees?"

Of course not! Once again, Carthwright,

you're underestimating the powers that pee.

Do you mean "the powers that be"?

Yeah. What I say?

Did I say "pee"? 'Cause I meant "be."

- Be. - O-kay. Well, I'll see you out there.

Yes, you will, and, once again,

you're welcome.

I'm pulling an audible on this interview.

We ditching the puff-piece questions

and the weak-ass clips.

I'm about to ruin this mother so bad

that if he ain't in Strongburg prison after this,

then I ain't fit to be on TV!

"Jammin' with Jamantha" is brought to you by...

...Furnacé ...

clothes for assholes.

Is it hot in here?

Or is it... Furnacé?

And bathrooms.

For when you have to pee-pee.

Now onto our show.

Jamantha! Jamantha!

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Hello, Strongburg!

Welcome to "Jammin' with Jamantha"!

Yo, Jamantha, where is my damn money?

I know you duckin' me, bitch!

You better pay her.

Love my audience. Y'all so funny.

Welcome to "Jammin' with Jaman... "

Welcome to "Jammin' with Jamantha."

Our guest today has been a trusted source

of honest, compelling, and weirdly popular

documentary films in Strongburg.

A supposed guiding light of "truth,"

but most likely a purveyor of bullshit.

She speaks of me! She speaks of Lamont Brickwater.

- Hey, Lamont! - We love you, Lamont!

- Lamont! Lamont! - We love you, Lamont!

As you should.

- These folks are phony as - Lazor, hush.

Whoa-ho-ho, wow!

Um, welcome to the show, Lamont.

Jamantha, I love when people gather

- to talk about my greatness. - We love you, Lamont!

- That is what this is, right? - Of course.

This is about your work

and its massive influence on Strongburg.

Of course. Continue, please.

Now, would you say... ...for the worst?

Huh?

- Well, I wouldn't say that at all. - Interesting.

Let's take a look at your first feature film,

"The mental health of bees."

After centuries of isolation,

bees are starving for affection and companionship.

That's a bunch of bull Lamont.

These bees will all die if we don't learn to hug them!

Ya ever think about that?

Strongburg, don't let the bees die!

Hug these bees! Hug them tight!

- We love you, Lamont. - I hate eating here!

So, you're very proud of that film?

As proud as a bouncing billionaire baby

breakdancing in a church full of snakes.

That film inspired a movement.

It did inspire the hug-a-bee campaign...

...which in turn resulted

in the hug-a-bee campaign massacre.

Now, wait a minute.

Aah! Aah! Bees!

Aah!

- Flee for my life! - I am tired of dying.

Owie!

These bees don't want hugs!

They don't want hugs at all!

That man told us that bees need hugs!

And they all believed him! Like idiots!

We all learned and lived through it, and that's what matters.

Unh-unh, nope.

Ah! That's what matters, he says.

I do have other films,

ones that don't have attachments to massacres.

Yes, you do.

The Stronbo award-winning "Fishing with witches"!

- A bona fide classic. - Exactly!

A film that was inspired by my ...

- Roll that clip. - Goddammit.

They say you catch fish with worms,

but at Strongburg creek, you catch them with sandwiches.

Bruh, stop throwing sandwiches into the creek.

You're offending Battle Ham.

- Whoa! - The bigger the sandwich...

the bigger the fish.

Ya ever think about that?

Ew!

"Fishing with witches" debuted at number one.

- It was a huge hit! - Gargantuan.

I mean, it changed the way everyone in Strongburg fished!

What you getting at, Jamantha?

I'm here at Strongburg creek,