Drag Me to Hell

No!

No!

Repeat the following phrases

precisely as spoken.

There is no friction with the proper diction.

There is no friction with the proper diction.

Good sounds abound when the mouth is round.

Good sounds abound when the mouth is round.

Round.

I think we can make this work.

I'll call you this afternoon and let you know.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- You're welcome. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Have a great day.

- Thank you. - Yeah, you, too.

Have a good day.

Thank you. Bye.

Here you go, Mr. Jacks.

Thank you.

Mr. Jacks?

I was wondering if you'd made any decision regarding

the assistant manager's position.

Oh, well, I'm still deciding,

and right now, it's between Stu and yourself.

Stu Rubin, the new guy?

Well, I know he's new,

but he's also quite aggressive, and we like that.

You know, Stu's someone who's not afraid

to crunch the numbers and make the tough decisions.

I'm perfectly capable of making the tough decisions.

I'll let you know as soon as I decide.

Okay?

In the meantime, take him through

our loan qualifying procedures, just in case, all right?

Okay.

Oh, and would you mind taking

your lunch break now?

Sure.

And maybe on your way back,

you could pick me up a turkey club?

Turkey club, excellent choice.

You mind picking one up for me?

Thanks.

And spicy mustard.

- What have you got? - Get your approval on this?

This is the loan we talked

about before. - Oh, the loan.

Exactly.

Big one, huh?

1.5.

Absolutely, it'll be one of many.

Well, Professor,

congratulations on making it through your first week.

Thank you very much.

Mm.

Thought you'd have a full beard by now.

So did I.

I'm a little disappointed.

Oh, man, this thing.

That's it. I'm done.

I'm out.

Chris, don't even bother.

I gotta get a new one.

I'm telling you, you're gonna drive yourself nuts.

It's completely broken.

Was broken.

You are cocky and sexy and unbelievable.

I almost forgot.

Found it at the bank.

What is this?

No way!

Wow, it's a 1929 Standing Liberty,

and it's almost fully struck.

You found this in regular circulation at the bank?

I did.

I'm gonna add this to my nerdy coin collection.

- Okay. - Thank you, baby.

Thanks for thinking of me.

All right.

- Bye. - Bye.

- See you later. - I'll see you later, okay?

Dr. Dalton.

- Hello, dear. - Oh, hi, Mom.

What are you doing?

Christine just came over, brought some lunch, and

I'm correcting some papers. - Christine?

Oh, the one from the farm?

Yeah, Mom, the girl I've been dating

for almost a year, the girl who's coming for dinner.

We're still on for dinner? - I'm sure she's

a very sweet girl.

She is.

I can't wait for you to-- - But, you know, your father

and I just have certain expectations for you.

I can't really do

the expectations. - I understand Amy Kulick is

looking for someone to play tennis with.

- Yeah, I. - You know, she graduated

from Yale Law with honors,

and she's a very successful attorney now.

I know. You told me.

Yeah, that's the kind of girl

I would love to see you with.

- Mother-- - She's the kind of woman

who could really help you socially

and, as a result, in your career.

And that's the kind of thing

you should be thinking about now.

Mother, I don't wanna--

You can't be playing around

with little girls off the farm.

I think you're really gonna like--

It's time to really find a partner.

Mm, Christine, you messed up my order.

No, I didn't.

Yeah, I said no mayo.

You never said that.

Know what? Don't sweat it.

It's okay.

Mr. Jacks, by the way, aren't you a Laker fan?

I am a Laker fan.

My mom is having this thing on Sunday.

I can't use these.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

Absolutely, you want them? - These are great seats!

They are great seats.

This is where they bring

the hot dogs right to you. - Yes, it is.

You are gonna hobnob with celebs.

You sure that's okay?

Absolutely, it's okay.

Yeah. - Well, thank you, Stu.

Take them. Absolutely.

Say hey to Kobe for me. - Of course.

Will you help me?

Of course.

What can I do for you?

Your trucks are at my house.

The men are packing all my things, private things.

Please, make them stop.

Mrs.--

Ganush.

Mrs. Ganush, the bank is informing you of their intent

to repossess your property at 325 Brandon Street today.

But this is my home for 30 years.

And I make every payment until the sickness took my eye.

I hope to have more money soon.

I just need a little more time.

You-- - I don't think my manager's

going to extend you any more credit.

Oh.

Please.

Won't you try?

Okay.

Bless you.

Bless you!

We have an elderly woman asking for an extension

on her mortgage payment.

She's on a fixed income,

and she's had some medical problems.

There's gotta be something we can do to help her.

Well, apparently, we've already granted

her two extensions.

And, you know, on this type of foreclosure,

we seize the trapped equity

and the bank makes a sizable amount in fees.

We would have to throw her out of her house.

It's a tough decision.

Your call.

I'll take care of it.

Mrs. Ganush.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Ganush,

but another extension on the loan is out of the question.

What?

I would like to help, but it is in the bank's--

No, please, this is my home.

Where will I live?

You list your granddaughter as a reference.

Maybe you could stay with her.

I would not burden her.

And there are several fine assisted living facilities

for the elderly. - A nursing home?

No, I would never live in one of those places.

I'm really sorry.

I am proud woman, Miss Brown,

and never have I begged for anything.

But now, I beg for you.

I humble myself before you. - Mrs. Ganush, Mrs. Ganush,

please, please stand up. - I, Sylvia Ganush, beg.

On my mother's grave, I beg you!

Please let go.

Let go!

Security!

Stop!

Over here, Billy!

Over here! - We're coming.

You shame me.

I beg you, and you shame me.

I think your business is finished here, ma'am.

Let's go.