Oh, Hi!

Oh, hi!

You okay?

Your message was strange.

Wait, why do you look so stunning right now?

And you smell so good.

-I did a thing. -Like a beauty treatment?

No, no, this is because I am sleep-deprived and hungover.

You know I look my best when I'm dehydrated.

Oh, yeah, it's so unfair that that happens to you.

Max, I did something bad.

What did you do?

Where's Isaac?

I like that, Dolly.

Dolly Parton in the car.

Okay, Kenny Rogers has entered the car.

Fuck, I love that song.

Welcome to O High Falls. Let's do it.

No, no, no. It's... it's High Falls.

It's just High Falls.

-No, the sign said "O High." -Uh-uh.

Why are you fighting with me?

It's High Falls.

It said, "O High."

Wait, one sec.

Mom, hey.

Yep, just heading out of town with Iris.

Two nights.

Yeah.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

All right, look, I'll call you when we get back.

Love you, okay?

Love you, love you. Bye.

What was so funny?

Oh, nothing. Just an inside joke.

Ooh, strawberries.

-Ooh, should we go? -Yeah.

-All right. -Come on, come on.

-Hi. -Hi.

-Welcome. -Thank you.

Jam!

You guys out-of-towners?

We are.

Oh, my God, these are perfect. These look amazing.

They're in season.

They're perfectly ripe.

Great.

You can try one if you want.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah, don't be shy.

You wanna do the honors?

-Mmm. -Oh.

-Mmm. Oh, my God. -I know.

Oh, my God.

They're really great.

-Oh, thanks. -Really, really good.

You have amazing eyes, by the way.

Oh, thank you.

-Right back at ya. -Thanks.

Beautiful eyes.

Doesn't she have great eyes?

-Beautiful eyes. -Yeah.

We're gonna have to get two. They're so good.

Okay. Um...

Right?

-Tad bitter. -I'll do $10 for you.

Ooh, soft hands.

That's rare. Um, enjoy.

All right.

Can I have the keys?

-I'm gonna drive. -Oh, you're driving?

Yeah. Do you wanna grab these two?

-Wow. -Enjoy.

Strawberry lady looked super into you.

Nah.

She was.

What can I say?

Guess I'm a hit

with the strawberry ladies.

Oh, fuck!

-Holy shit! -Oh, shit!

Shit. Shit.

-Go help her. -Whoa.

I'm going. I'm going.

-Sorry! -Oh, my God.

Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry!

-I'm so sorry. -Oh, no.

I'm just the worst driver ever. Let me help you.

Car.

-Really? -Car.

Fuck.

Oh, I think that's... I think that's it.

Oh, shit. Should I have parked there?

This is fine. Just park here.

All right.

So pretty.

Oh, my God, Isaac.

This is so nice.

You're gonna come all the way up here,

might as well have it be nice.

Yeah, but this is, like, crazy.

Two jars of butter pickles?

Why did we do that?

This is really nice.

I see. One for sandwiches,

one sliced.

They have so many lamps.

You know, if we had jars,

we could make jam with all these strawberries.

What?

It's really not that hard.

-You're not real. -You know what?

You're not real.

Wanna go explore?

If by explore, you mean have sex, then yes.

Whoa!

So, I have this,

this thing where whenever I enter a space that's new,

I have to immediately have sex.

Like a wedding, a bar mitzvah, just a casual dinner party.

Oh, my God, I have that same condition.

Wait, I haven't seen you at any of the meetings.

I stopped going to the meetings.

I have a problem.

What are you doing?

Oh, I don't know.

What am I doing?

-So nice. -Oh, my God.

They have everything.

We're talking olive oil.

They got good olive oil.

What should we do with this?

I mean, let's try...

...to put some in the fridge if you can.

-Ooh. -This is some good stuff.

Don't let me drink the whiskey

'cause I get really fucking frisky.

-Okay. -Take these away from me 'cause

-I'm gonna eat the whole bag. -Yeah, sure.

Then give it back to me

-in 30 minutes. -Okay.

Why are the chairs like this?

Oh, that's called Shaker style.

What's that?

The Shakers?

Uh, originated in the 1700s in England.

And they actually hung their chairs on the wall

so that it would be easier to clean the house.

Oh, Jesus.

Can't believe we already broke something.

I'm gonna blame it on you.

I don't know what to do, I'm not a plumber.

-Do you want this? -No.

Really, this place is just incredible.

You've gotta see this...

You've gotta see this mirror. What's going on in here?

Jesus Christ, who owns this place?

Someone fun.

Why don't they lock this stuff away?

It was locked. I picked it.

-You picked the lock? -Yeah.

Locked doors give me anxiety.

Wait. Oh.

Wow.

Oh, my God, that's a ball gag.

Okay, yeah, no, we should not intrude.

Come on. Let's get outta here.

Ah. Watch your step.

Oh, my God, it is so pretty.

Come on in.

Okay, I want you to keep an eye on me 'cause I can't swim.

Wait, seriously?

-Whoa, whoa, hey. Oh! -No.

I can't tell when you're joking sometimes, seriously.

I love that you're gullible.

-What? -You look pretty.

There's a man staring at us.

What?

There's a man staring at us.

Hello there!

This is not your playground!

What?

It is illegal to have sexual intercourse in public.

We're not having sex.

Do you think I just fell off a turnip truck?

I... I'm wearing a one-piece, sir.

It's kind of impossible to pull that off.

That was weird.

I forgot to mention I invited my ex.

And there he is.

Oh, did you...

Did you invite him for the whole weekend?

Yeah, I just thought we could all hang

and get to know each other, and you know.

-Seems like a great guy. -Right?

-Mm-hmm. Mmm. -Really good person.

We should have sex

in here right now.

What's your book about?

It's about a disease

that turns the whole world permanently blind.

How relaxing.