Rabisu

Angie?

Angie!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Damn it!

Dude, are you rolling?

Yeah, one second.

We only hit 8K on our last video.

I don't think my mic is recording.

All right, we're rolling.

Welcome, ghost hunters, conquerors

of the paranormal realm.

As always, I'm Simon, your host of Generation G. Now,

this discovery today is so epic, I had to bring

the entire cavalry along.

But before we get to that, I have a very

special surprise for you.

We are bringing back the one, the only, my favorite, Anna.

Hi!

Hello, fellow ghost hunters.

I am so happy to be back right now.

We are so glad that you are back.

All right, let's-- let's meet the rest of the crew over here.

Behind the camera, of course, is Scooter.

Yo!

And As you come over here, we brought back an OG.

This is Eric.

Hey, guys.

And one of my best friends for life, we've got Dalton.

What's up, bitches?

And, oh, yes, right.

Here, for the first time after so much begging,

is my best friend, David.

I'm way out of my element.

He is going to be in for a surprise here.

Of course.

And we've got over here the epic Travis.

Woo!

And then over here--

Scooter, Scooter-- yeah, my ride or die.

This is Serena.

Hello.

And hard at work already.

We've brought back Bri J.

Now, just a quick disclaimer, if you have any heart problems,

you probably want to step away from the monitor

because this is about to get messy.

Now we're excited to be here in Salt Lake City today,

but don't let the happy moments fool you.

This place is full of terrors.

Yeah.

He's right.

In fact, we think we may have located the urn of the Rabisu.

Ooh!

OK, so if legend is to be true,

the urn is rumored to hold a Babylonian

Jinn called the Rabisu.

It's a 7-foot tall spectral Jinn summoned

by ancient Babylonians to correct

the sins of their people.

And we're not even inside yet, but I'm already

feeling something out here. - Oh, shit.

See, if you watch past episodes, you

know that if Ann is feeling something,

then we found something. Yeah.

I'm stoked.

You know what?

I-- I think this is going to be one of the best episodes yet,

and I hate self-promotion.

I hate it so much, but please, please, please,

if you haven't already, murder that Like

and Subscribe button right now.

Hey, look, I just want to know if you think the urn is actually

here, and which one of us isn't going

to make it out of here alive

Oh, I'll be good.

Look, we love you.

The channel doesn't work without you.

So just remember, always check the creepy door,

feed the demon under the bed, and most importantly--

Subscribe or die!

Woo!

All right. Good.

That's a wrap.

Good.

That was great.

Bad-ass, Scoot.

Nice moves.

Thanks, man.

Hey, let's make shit.

Let's make shit.

Let's make some money.

Someone's a professional.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I was so nervous to sound bad.

Oh, yeah.

It was better than Simon, honestly.

I heard that.

We wanted you to.

I'm so happy that you're here.

I'm not sure I am.

Right.

It's better than working for your dad.

Yeah.

Hedge funds are so straight.

Well, I'm still waiting for you to set me up with one

of those 6' 5" finance cuties.

I need a sugar daddy.

Bitch, have you ever talked to someone in finance?

It's golf this, and Donald Trump that.

You'd be a volunteer prostitute.

Oh, my god.

Where the hell is this dude?

Dude, you said 10:00 AM.

It's past.

I've texted him like 20 times.

Why did you send him a dick pic too?

Oh my god!

Eric, that's such a funny and original joke.

Hi, loves.

It's Bri J. Are you ready for some more spooky sexcapades?

I can't believe this is a niche.

You ever been scared and watched porn at the same time?

Best orgasm I've ever had.

Well, OK.

That's--

-babies.

Yeah.

I don't know what we're going to find in there,

but I'm really hoping this Rabisu has a big incubus

to succubus.

Yep, but our relationship goes deeper than just a subscription,

though.

Wait, you mean--

no.

You know.

Travis, can you hold that?

Yeah.

Here we are.

This place is guaranteed to get your blood

gushing and your ghost busting.

Yeah.

There she is.

What?

You want a sneak peek?

Uh, uh, uhhh!

Make sure to subscribe to get access to the full video,

because it's going to be freaky.

Are you brave enough to come?

Thanks.

And I want my face to be her bike seat.

Hey, man, we got views to secure.

All right, once we're done here, you can pursue whatever.

I have a future as a human spin bike.

- All right. - Hey, Bri.

Wait up.

Nah, I got that.

Yeah, I hate that guy.

Hey, he's just messing with you, dude.

Well, he better stay away from Bri.

How much money have you spent on her?

That's not relevant.

How much?

Like, a couple G's, but it's an investment in our future.

Shit, you're not rolling on this, are you?

No, you're good.

Yeah, god damn it.

Are you rolling?

Guys!

Come on.

Let's go.

All right, we're in the property's main office

looking for our contact, who we haven't

heard from in a couple hours.

Maybe the Rabisu got him.

Ooh, damn.

This place smells like that strip club in Elko.

Yeah, you would know.

Oh, shit!

David, didn't see you there.

Bro, bitches love scary shit.

When this video hits, you'll be swimming in it.

OK, OK.

Can we focus?

Scooter and I have to edit this, and I don't want to have

to cut out all that stuff.

Why don't we just split up, and Travis, you go downstairs,

see if there's any homeless people living here.

Unhoused.

What?

It's unhoused.

Whatever.

Stop saying gay-ass things.

You know, we're going to do sensitivity

training when this is over.

A little more correct.

Hey, everyone.

Let's start rolling on personals.