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Tookie bah waba!
Hao!
Iki bah bah.
Ha ha ha.
Maka maka!
Ha ha ha!
Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ooocha! Chi-ka!
Aw, man. The ice is already melting.
I'll still take a soda.
Look out! Earthquake!
Ha ha ha ha!
Geologists are still looking into
the unusual quake centered at lihue beach
that rocked the island this morning.
625, turn that thing off!
I'm trying to get this communication relay back online,
and you're not helping!
Aww, what's the matter?
Can't handle plugging in wires by yourself?
At least I'll be ready in case of a sandwich shortage.
Shortage?
Newsflash from the crab nebula, space whale.
There was a quake today.
I'm not taking chances. I'm stocking up.
Gantu! You land-locked cetacean,
why have you not reported?
I hate my life.
Dr. Hamsterviel, the communication relay was down.
I pay you for results,
and all you do is disappoint!
If you do not bring me an experiment soon,
I will abuse you physically as well as verbally!
Understood, sir.
Experiment 513 activated.
Primary function... Geological disruption.
Ahh, a quake-making experiment.
Excellent! Bring it to me at once!
I've called you all together
for an emergency earthquake readiness meeting.
Now, planetary shaking is measured on what is called a "Richter scale."
Today's quake was a 5.0.
Quite moderate and perfectly normal,
but a good reminder to us all...
Be prepared and don't panic!
Repeat... do not panic!
I'm thinking you are panicking.
Me? Of course not!
This planet is composed of a system of geologic faults and plates
that are all in constant flux,
which can lead to mass destruction!
Aah! What are we doing? We should all be panicking!
Waah! The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Duck and cover! Duck and... thanks.
A faceful of cold bonded hydrogen and oxygen always calms my nerves.
Now, where was I?
You were telling us not to panic when you started panicking.
Oh, right. Ha ha ha! Right.
I just want to make sure we're all prepared.
That's why I put together these special earthquake kits.
My research shows that these kits contain
all the items one needs in case of a quake.
Such as... Dehydrated protein supplements,
rehydration container,
handheld incandescent illuminator,
and with my outside expert experience,
I've added a few items of my own.
Anti-shaking belly buffer,
metallic cranial protector,
braided fiber quadruped restraint,
modulated frequency receiver,
emergency ouch reducer,
and plenty of banded cloth adhesive
to keep loose items in place.
Any questions?
David, knocking: Nani! Nani!
Hey, lilo. Is your sister home?
Yeah, but I don't think she's feeling well.
She said something about having a big zit.
Lilo! No, I'm fine.
Well, what were you popping when...
Ugghhh! Heh heh heh.
What a darling.
Yeah. Oh, Mr. Wong wants you down at the rental hut.
What? I'm not due in today.
I know, but that quake this morning
was centered near the beach.
It did some damage.
Ohh!
I need you to get everything back on the shelves.
Luckily, the new shake machine wasn't damaged.
It's the only thing around here that makes us any money.
But, Mr. Wong, today's my day off.
Hey, you like your job, right?
I'm all about surf shop rentalling.
Good. I'll be back later to see how you're doing.
Looks like the hut threw up.
Lilo, you and stitch clean over on that side.
David and I will start here.
Wagada!
Whooaaa!
Oe.
Bllb! Ooh. Oochaba.
Oh, no! Not the shake machine!
Mr. Wong is gonna explode!
Takida!
That's it! You're going home
where you won't get me into any more trouble!
No, stitch! Ahh...
You gotta learn to be more careful.
You can't just break things all the time.
If you like something,
you gotta take care of it.
Otherwise, you won't have it anymore.
Earthworms, did you notice
any unusual creatures after today's quake?
Just you. Why are you so big?
I'm from the eighth planet in the kreplot system where...
I mean, I'm from Samoa.
Well, all right. Now we know.
He must be looking for an experiment.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the weird earthquake.
Ha, yes, that would be experiment 513.
Is earthquake maker.
It just shakes things?
Just shaking? Ha ha ha!
Little girl is not understanding.
Quake today was teensy little jiggle to 513.
Is programmed to locate weakest geologic point on island
for to make one big gi-normous evil earthquake! Ha ha!
Most likely, 513 will head for big fault
at base of volcano.
Is imperative 513 not get underground.
Unless you are wanting evil quake?
Is there any way to stop it?
These cartridges will help to capture experiment.
Are filled with very sticky substance to hold 513.
Like a booger!
Hold on! Nobody's going anywhere!
Not without their earthquake kits.
Now, come on, jumba. Time for another earthquake drill.
Ack! No more with the drilling.
Remember... duck, cover, and scream! Aah!
Duck, cover, and scream. Aah!
Come on. Ducking, covering, screaming. Aah!
Sometimes I get really embarrassed for him.
Let's get him sticky!
Hold it right there, shaky guy!
Aah! Ooh! Yow! Oof!
Out of the way!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oof!
Oof. Ohh...
This abomination is mine! Ha!
Jumba said don't let him get underground, didn't he?
Malaqueesta.
Wowo-wow!
We have to go after him!
We gotta! Rrr! Ichaba!
Rrr! Huh? Ohh!
Oh, did you drop your little blaster?
Well, I didn't.
Here, stitch!
Hey!
It's sticky!
Oof! Unh!
I hate sticky!
Could it be any darker in here?
Great.
Ooh! Aah!
There he is!
And there he goes.
Aah... unh! Oof! Ow!
Aaaaah!
That could have gone better.
Ah!
Ah. Ahh. Iki bachuta.
Ih!
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