Muppets from Space

Sorry!

Hey, wait for me!

Hold the boat!

I'm coming!

Noah! Mr. The Ark! I'm here.

Barely made it. I thought you were gonna leave without...

Gee, Mr. Noah, sir...

...I'm gonna come too.

What are you, anyway?

Good question.

Now, technically speaking...

...let's say, put me down as a "whatever."

What do you mean? What is your species?

I don't know. I guess there's only one of me.

Then you are doomed!

Wait. Wait!

Yes, sir?

You may need this.

But, but, but...

No! No! No!

I don't wanna be alone!

No, I don't wanna be alone.

No, no, no!

I don't wanna be alone!

You're not alone.

Who said that?

Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the rat who's hanging out of the window!

Rizzo?

No, it's Santa, but I forgot my reindeer.

- I'm sorry, Rizzo. - Yeah, right.

Boy.

I had that weird dream again.

Oh, yeah? The one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?

No, it was the one where... Forget it. You wouldn't understand.

I'd understand. Come on, we're roommates.

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm here for you, man.

Okay. It's the one where I'm talking to this Noah guy...

...and he won't let me on his boat because I'm all...

...alone.

Good night, Rizzo.

Morning.

What? Hey, man!

I do it all for you, ladies.

And scrunch.

Scrunch it. And right. And left.

And suck in those tummies, ladies!

That was fun. Way to get down with your bad selves.

- Pass the bagel. - Good morning, Rowlf.

Good morning, Bob.

- Good morning, everyone. - Morning.

Hello, little people!

What an absolutely splendid day!

How are you, Piggy?

Late. I start my fabulous new job today.

We megastar TV journalists have to be punctual, you know.

- TV journalist...? - Gotta run. Bye, Kermie.

Kissie, kissie.

- Is breakfast over? - No, why?

Because I think the bacon just ran out.

The raspberry flapovers will be out in a moment.

Uncle Kermit, what'll you do now that you're on vacation?

Robin, as soon as I get those housepainters started...

...I'm gonna kick back and relax.

- When will you fix the oven, okay? - What's wrong with the oven?

That.

Popovers kaput!

I'll put it on the top of my list.

There is a menu correction, okay.

We will now be serving bologna sandwiches.

But no bread.

I'm already gone.

Hey, Gonzo. Aren't you performing at that bar mitzvah today?

Electric Mayhem's covering for me.

Shalom.

But you never miss the chance to shoot yourself out of a cannon.

Something wrong?

- No. - Okay.

It's just that I'm sick and tired of being a one-of-a-kind freak, that's all.

Gonzo, you are not a one-of-a-kind freak. You're a...

A whatever?

- Well, yeah. - You see?

See what I mean? I don't even know where I came from or who I am.

Yo, Kerm.

You weren't waiting for some painters, were you?

Yeah.

- They're driving away. - What?

- Animal bit one of them. - Oh, no.

Wait, guys!

Don't let them go!

You know what you are, Gonzo?

- What? - Distinct.

Hey, wait, guys! He didn't mean it! He's just a musician!

Musician, musician, musician!

Distinct, huh?

More like extinct.

"Watch the sky"? Hey, hey!

Rizzo, come here. I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.

I know what you mean.

I had some guacamole last night, and it's still speaking to me.

No, really. Look, look. I'm not kidding.

Well, it was there just a second ago.

I swear, Rizzo. It said, "Watch the sky."

Are you sure it didn't say, "You need help"?

But, but...

Look, maybe you and your cereal would like to be alone.

Oh, boy.

My bologna has a first name

It's O-S-C-A-R

Cool.

"R U there"?

Rizzo!

C.O.V.N.E.T. Top-secret national security facility.

Mission:

Investigate threat of extraterrestrial attack...

...cleverly disguised as a cement factory.

General Luft, welcome.

I'm on a schedule. What have you got?

Hard evidence.

We finally got them.

- Rentro. - Yes, sir?

The remote.

The goat?

The remote.

The remote. I thought he said, "The goat."

Over the past few months...

...we have received some unusual communications.

Communications, sir, that are not of this Earth.

- Really? - Incoming.

Sorry about that, general. Here's your remote.

Thank you, Rentro.

We believe that aliens are using a contact on Earth...

...to plan their invasion.

Now, this same message, "R U there"...

...has appeared all over the world.

We've been lucky enough to capture these instances on film.

The pyramid at Giza.

Stonehenge.

Okay, now this one says...

..."R U three," but we believe that to be a simple spelling error.

This could be vandalism, a practical joke.

Now, you see that?

That's what I said, general. These photos are...

I'll just be over here then.

Right this way, general.

When I plotted these anomalies sequentially...

...a pattern emerged.

A spiral.

Do you see the spiral?

Sir, they are out there. They are coming here.

Do you have any idea what you have here, Singer?

Sir, I have an inkling.

Bubkes.

- Bubkes? - Good day.

But, sir, we have to take action now.

I hired you to find me an alien.

And you bring me doctored photos and a spiral.

You are on thin ice, boy.

I gotta hand it to you, sir.

I thought your presentation was just wonderful.

Yeah.

Whoop, there it is.

Roberta. Dolores.

Shannanay.

Yo, Kerm, what should I do with the bills?

- Just leave them inside. - All right.

Gonzo, do you want your new issue of Insanity Fair?

No, I'll get it later.

What is he doing up there?

His breakfast cereal told him to sit on the roof.

Talk about whole-grain and nuts.

Cool.

Hey, yeah.

Cool.

This could be painful.

It is. It is.

- Gonzo! Mr. Gonzo. - Mr. Gonzo.

Greetings, Mr. Gonzo. Greetings!

What are you guys? Space fish?

We are cosmic knowledge fish. We know many, many things.

- Would you like some tea? - No, thanks.

Mr. Gonzo, your people have been trying to reach you.

My people? Are they fish too?

No, no, no.

We're not the same as you.

We are highly evolved beings.

Now, if...

What was I saying?

My people?

- Oh, yes. - Excellent.

You must mow the lawn if you wish to find what you seek.

I should mow the lawn?

A lawn that is cut in your own words, Gonzo.

A message that can be seen from space.

- Space! - So trim it well.

Goodbye, Gonzo. And may the fish be with you.

Thanks, guys, for the cosmic knowledge.

- Goodbye, Mr. Gonzo. - Bye! Goodbye!

That's it!

Come on, Rizzo. Time to bet, okay.